Poxy Quadruple.
Chitty's workmates are eyeing up the fukkin Septruple
Chit, looks like Dopey Dills having trouble with odds once he runs out of fingers. Best not reply, he'll be sat at the bar with his feet up using his toes and asking to borrow The Gents 12 fingers
Here you go ya Nampty
So why would the bookies give you 100-1 for a 36.5-1 treble ya daft apeth?
Pop down the bookies and come back with your 100/1 treble on a betting slip or the most probable- the tale of how the bookie laughed at you.
You still there mate?
Got your abacus out?
Instead of a quadruple bet , place £100 on city to win for each game they play as a single.
Odds will be shit, but over the season will add up to a tidy sum.
Better than putting it in Bit coin, Stoke building society or putting it on 0 at roulette.
Anyone do the maths???
I've got a 5er on and will be celebrating whilst Chit won't because Citeh won't get tut qwaduple
Eg they play 38 PL games another 25 cup games.
Average betting odds are 1-10.
That means you get a tenner profit for every ton gambled.
63 x 10 = 630 profit.
When you look at that return from punting a ton every week it's not bad, also take into account they might lose a a couple of games...you are still clearing a monkey.
Makes you think about ratcheting up the stakes to a grand a game.
You'd need a steady gut, imagine if they lost or drew their first few games...it'd be squeaky bum time...
^ They will be shit mate.
If there odds are say 1-5 every game which stands a good chance now...
And you won your first five games you would only win 100 quid for outlaying 500.
If one of them is a draw you will be in the shit.
If I were you, I'd try and get Sid to be the bookie, you'll be back on your holidays in no time
oi this is the Prem thread not why Dill never made it as a bookie thread. Don't listen Chit put your Lambretta on it
Need to study the form and crunch the figures here.
But going off the past two seasons I reckon money could be made here.
Even if they won 50 games outright out of 63 at 1-5 you would still be raking it in.
Then again it could all go to ratshit like it does when I gamble on anything
If they draw or lose 7 of those 63 games you will be down.
You'd be better off and happier betting against Man U every game. Arsenal and Chelsea are weaker than last year and worth doing that to imho. Or back against the Baggies too
A little accumulator on those four and Jacks Cowdenbeath and you should have a few big weekends
Let me put the bet on for you i can add two zeros to it.
Shall we have a handicapped wager on who wins the league
i.e Citeh -15 points, Utd -10, Arse -2
You think Arsenal are gonna finish within 13 points of Man City?
Thats handicapped betting alright.
Ill give you even money and a 15 point Arsenal headstart on City and i'll chuck in a new wheelchair if you like Walter
Tight wad.
What about Manure? come on - UTDs bench will be worth more than Arses outfield
15 points up for Arsenal and same for Man utd and they still won't come close.
I'll give 2-1 on that bet
Although they might qualify for Europe.
Laugh all you like Chit but you only need the Gay icon to break a toe nail and Jesus to meet Mary Magdalene and you'll struggle to get a spot in the EU also rans league
We managed fine all season without Kevin De Bruyne.
City have two class first teams.
It's guaranteed money in the bank for the Punter who bets on favs
De Breakdown won't last til Xmas
EDIT
although the title could be decided by then
You heading to Singapore Dill?
https://www.thaiticketmajor.com/spor...singapore.html
ffs they start off again in 2 days time.
Not much time to enjoy a holiday and get in 4am drunken brawls.
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