The Premier League 2019/20 thread - sorry Harry

[Dillinger]

Citeh Treble League, FA and Milk 100:1

No... Its 100/1 for the quad

50-1 Citeh going unbeaten all season looks a better bet. Arsenal did it and have but couldnt win the Champs League

[Dillinger]

Poxy Quadruple.

Chitty's workmates are eyeing up the fukkin Septruple

[NamPikToot]

No... Its 100/1 for the quad

Nope 100/1 on 365, check Soccer, double chance, Man City and then its give the perms

[Dillinger]

Some might say that Manchester City are inching close to landing the quadruple although Bet365 are offering 100/1 that the champions of England once again land a domestic treble come the end of the 2019/20 season and also lift the European Cup.

They are 4/6 on to win the league, 4-1 for Carabao Cup and 7/2 to win FA Cup.
Thats not even odds of 40/1 you daft apeth

[NamPikToot]

Chit, looks like Dopey Dills having trouble with odds once he runs out of fingers. Best not reply, he'll be sat at the bar with his feet up using his toes and asking to borrow The Gents 12 fingers

[Dillinger]

Here you go ya Nampty



So why would the bookies give you 100-1 for a 36.5-1 treble ya daft apeth?

[Dillinger]

Pop down the bookies and come back with your 100/1 treble on a betting slip or the most probable- the tale of how the bookie laughed at you.

[Dillinger]

You still there mate?

Got your abacus out?

[Chittychangchang]

Instead of a quadruple bet , place £100 on city to win for each game they play as a single.

Odds will be shit, but over the season will add up to a tidy sum.
Better than putting it in Bit coin, Stoke building society or putting it on 0 at roulette.

Anyone do the maths???

[NamPikToot]

I've got a 5er on and will be celebrating whilst Chit won't because Citeh won't get tut qwaduple

[NamPikToot]

Anyone do the maths???

Dill will need to move bars to enlist more fingers and toes, hang on.

[Chittychangchang]

Eg they play 38 PL games another 25 cup games.
Average betting odds are 1-10.
That means you get a tenner profit for every ton gambled.

63 x 10 = 630 profit.

When you look at that return from punting a ton every week it's not bad, also take into account they might lose a a couple of games...you are still clearing a monkey.

Makes you think about ratcheting up the stakes to a grand a game.

You'd need a steady gut, imagine if they lost or drew their first few games...it'd be squeaky bum time...

[Dillinger]

^ They will be shit mate.

If there odds are say 1-5 every game which stands a good chance now...

And you won your first five games you would only win 100 quid for outlaying 500.

If one of them is a draw you will be in the shit.

If I were you, I'd try and get Sid to be the bookie, you'll be back on your holidays in no time

[NamPikToot]

oi this is the Prem thread not why Dill never made it as a bookie thread. Don't listen Chit put your Lambretta on it

[Chittychangchang]

Need to study the form and crunch the figures here.
But going off the past two seasons I reckon money could be made here.
Even if they won 50 games outright out of 63 at 1-5 you would still be raking it in.

Then again it could all go to ratshit like it does when I gamble on anything

[Dillinger]

63 x 10 = 630 profit.

If they draw or lose 7 of those 63 games you will be down.

You'd be better off and happier betting against Man U every game. Arsenal and Chelsea are weaker than last year and worth doing that to imho. Or back against the Baggies too

A little accumulator on those four and Jacks Cowdenbeath and you should have a few big weekends

[NamPikToot]

Let me put the bet on for you i can add two zeros to it.

[NamPikToot]

Shall we have a handicapped wager on who wins the league

i.e Citeh -15 points, Utd -10, Arse -2

[Dillinger]

You think Arsenal are gonna finish within 13 points of Man City?

Thats handicapped betting alright.

Ill give you even money and a 15 point Arsenal headstart on City and i'll chuck in a new wheelchair if you like Walter

[NamPikToot]

Tight wad.

What about Manure? come on - UTDs bench will be worth more than Arses outfield

[Chittychangchang]

15 points up for Arsenal and same for Man utd and they still won't come close.
I'll give 2-1 on that bet
Although they might qualify for Europe.

[NamPikToot]

Laugh all you like Chit but you only need the Gay icon to break a toe nail and Jesus to meet Mary Magdalene and you'll struggle to get a spot in the EU also rans league

[Chittychangchang]

We managed fine all season without Kevin De Bruyne.

City have two class first teams.

It's guaranteed money in the bank for the Punter who bets on favs

[NamPikToot]

De Breakdown won't last til Xmas

EDIT

although the title could be decided by then

[Luigi]

You heading to Singapore Dill?

https://www.thaiticketmajor.com/spor...singapore.html



ffs they start off again in 2 days time.

Not much time to enjoy a holiday and get in 4am drunken brawls.