Simple on the ropes again, want a spade?
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Simple on the ropes again, want a spade?
Now if you were a football mamager Harry and you are 1-0 up with a few minutes left and your backs against the wall
Do you bring on substitutes to
A- Stop the opposition team's impetus to get a breather and water bottles and tactical instructions out to your team thats been reshaped whilst infuriating the other team.
B- waste time and hope that the referees watch is brolen and he doesn't add on the time he's just watched you waste.
You fuckin donut:)
Law 3• A player who is being substituted must leave the field at the nearest point onthe boundary line, unless otherwise directed by the referee
Explanation: To stop a player who is being substituted ‘wasting’ time by leaving slowly at the halfway line (which is not a Law requirement) the player must leave at the nearest point.
Simple and Dill know more about why the IFAB changed the law than the IFAB members that changed it.
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You couldn't write comedy like it. :)
^Paddy not really getting the nuance of the point at issue.
On the upside...he has a gif.
:sleeping:
He also thinks Diogo Dalot is gonna get a lot of fantasy football points for him this year :smileylaughing:
You lot could cause an argument in an empty room.
Carry on though. :rofl:
Being proved wrong on every thread, must be pretty soul destroying for a simple upstart geezer from the Brom?
Still fixated...still firing blanks.
Do you have virility issues?
btw Say 'Brom' or 'The Brom' in West Bromwich and you'll seem....r e a l c o o l. :D
Run down the clock by taking two minutes for each substitution knowing the best the ref is going to do is add on 30 seconds you dumb shit.
That's why they've changed the law and why it says "to stop time wasting" not "to stop some ridiculous bollocks dilly and cilly keep coming out with".
:)
4 emoticons, one for every sentence :)
We've got rolling on the floor laughing. Sad. Rolling on the floor laughing. Manically grinning.
Being wrong is probably good for ya syb. Get that heart rate up to a solid 3 beats per minute. :)
Ah the, "No that's not him...that's you" riposte.
Masterful!
Bravo!
What are you having for lunch tomorrow?
Another Who Gives a Fuck smoothie?
:sleeping:
Might add a shot o' the bottom of the JW range Blender's Cask, to spice things up a bit. :)
Ah shure tiz cheaper than Red Label innit.
Looks like the drunken Brommie (unqualified teacher) has collapsed in a offside position.
How's the dry July going Ciz?
Including City players in your team on the Thursday deadline was a gamble last season because of the strength of the squad and a possibility of zero points.
You would understand all this if you participate in the Fantasy football, instead all you wish to participate in is shit slinging.
A+ for Effort again
D- for ability.
Go write 100 times....
I will endeavour to learn the offside rules in football for this season.