Thread: Champion's League 2018/19

What a difference a competent keeper makes.

Originally Posted by cyrille

What a difference a competent keeper makes.

A refreshing change for you to be right. Well done ciz.

Congratulations Cyrille!

Best action all night

A pitch invader wearing a skimpy swimsuit advertising a Russian porn pranking website had to be escorted off the pitch by security during the Champions League final.


The woman, wearing a black outfit which read 'Vitaly Uncensored' in white lettering, stormed the pitch in the first half of the final.


It is believed the woman is Kinsey Wolanski, the girlfriend of Vitaly Zdorovetskiy who set up the x-rated website.

Decided to walk back to the station, lovely morning, took about 1 hour:









A picture for Papillion:



Then, on the train heading out of Seoul:





Left my apartment about 9:45 pm last night, got back to it around 9am, so a decent trip; wrong result, average game, but a nice night out nonetheless...

^ No pics of your mate crying? Is that him, the effeminate looking one on the right of photo 3?

She's taking in laundry nicely.

Just as well Giggsy wasn't on the pitch.

These streakers who don't get nekkid are an embarrassment to the game.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Group A: Atletico Madrid, Borussia Dortmund, Monaco, Club Brugge


Group B: Barcelona, Tottenham, PSV, Inter Milan


Group C: Paris St-Germain, Napoli, Liverpool, Red Star Belgrade


Group D: Lokomotiv Moscow, Porto, Schalke, Galatasaray


Group E: Bayern Munich, Benfica, Ajax, AEK Athens


Group F: Manchester City, Shakhtar Donetsk, Lyon, Hoffenheim


Group G: Real Madrid, Roma, CSKA Moscow, Viktoria Plzen


Group H: Juventus, Manchester United, Valencia, Young Boys



All the English teams should go through from that lot.

Perfectly predicted.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Except maybe Spurs.

*cough*




Tossers.

Utd V Arse for the also rans trophy next season

Mark Hughes and Vieira going head to head as managers.

I'd take Vieira, i don't think he'd put up with the defensive displays of the last 10 years and hopefully put a rocket up em. Jury's out on Uni until he offloads that wanker Ozil and approx 90% of the defence.

Hal will be a bit unhappy now that he considers Liverpool the best ream in Europe.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

^ No pics of your mate crying? Is that him, the effeminate looking one on the right of photo 3?

Can almost read her lips.

Would be better if the steward's vest was number 690, and not 960.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Hal will be a bit unhappy now that he considers Liverpool the best ream in Europe.

Looking forward to next weekend when England are crowned as the greatest, bestest team ever.

The 2018/19 season can fuck off and, after it's fucked off, it can fuck off again.

Scousers getting beat by Dortmond , champions of Europe

^ Citeh getting beat by Wolves, champions of England

Originally Posted by Dillinger

^ Citeh getting beat by Wolves, champions of England

Them silly fucking shirts innit.

Like those Zooms, they took a licking

Bale is definitely leaving Real Madrid. It's very close, says Zidane. But to where?

Originally Posted by Neverna

Bale is definitely leaving Real Madrid. It's very close, says Zidane. But to where?

Zidane is a real cockhead.

MUIP FPL@MuipFPL





Zinedine Zidane at Real Madrid:

Games: 227
Goals: 49
Assists: 66
Trophies: 6

Gareth Bale at Real Madrid:

Games: 231
Goals: 102
Assists: 65
Trophies: 13

Most of Bales trophies were won under Zidane