The Premier League 2018/2019 Thread

[Chittychangchang]

Can anyone explain why Jack the Jock carn'yt access this thread

Please no comment like Scots carn't play football and only have two teams.

Also they are all fooking tranvestite hooligans is totally unaceptable.

[NamPikToot]

Yes unlock the Hoff.

































Jack me that is

[Chittychangchang]

Poor fookers never ending turmoil...

The 12 children who were rescued from flooded caves in Thailand this year will be at Old Trafford on Sunday to watch Manchester United play Everton.
The youngsters, all members of a junior football team, were rescued in July after being trapped for over two weeks.
Their plight gained worldwide attention and in the aftermath the children were invited to a United game by the club's executive vice-chairman Ed Woodward.
The boys met Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho on Saturday.
It is understood the youngsters will walk by the side of the pitch before watching the Premier League encounter (16:00 GMT) from the directors' box.



Manure 0 Everton 2

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/46005436

[headhunter]

major incident at Leicester city football ground.king power the owner of the club,his personel helicopter has crashed and burst into flames.
bbc.news are giving bullatins up to date.15minutes ago no further news on who was aboard.

[NamPikToot]

A helicopter belonging to Leicester City owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha burst into flames after it crashed yards away from the King Power stadium after taking off from the pitch inside on Saturday night. Witnesses reported seeing the Augusta Westland AW-169 aircraft suffering engine trouble and spinning out of control shortly after it took off from the centre-circle (left). The condition of billionaire Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha (inset) is not known, but he is believed to have been on board according to BT Sports pundits in the stadium who watched the helicopter take off. Mr Srivaddhanaprabha made his money in retail in Thailand and his King Power duty free shops are in every airport in the Asian country. The sound of the helicopter crash could be heard on a BT Sport post-match broadcast and goalkeeper Kasper Schmeichel is said to have witnessed the crash and broke down in tears. Pictured centre and right: the aftermath of the shocking crash, which happened after Leicester City's 1-1 draw with West Ham on Saturday evening.

[NamPikToot]

Re the Leicester city owners Heli crash, still no deaths or names confirmed or released. The owner was confirmed on board and looking at the pics i cannot imagine anyone survived unfortunately. Sad.

[NamPikToot]

Setting aside the Leicester tragedy its a big day for the top half of the premiership;

Going for

Chelski to win 4-0
Arse to win 3-1 coz they still can't defend
Mancs to win 2-1 with Dill spending quite a lot of the game nervously quaffing pints of numbers.

Scratch that,

Hazard out, my Fartasy Capt.

Ski 3-0

[NamPikToot]

Well, that didn't go as planned. what a week for Rubens LC though. Great prospect.

[NamPikToot]

Dill??? are you Gif Ninja'd out?

[NamPikToot]

Dill??? are you Gif Ninja'd out?

Dill, squeeky much? utd 2 - eve 1

[Chittychangchang]

He's still sleeping off his sumo sushi buffet

[Chittychangchang]

Gonna be a tight game tonight against Spurs, can only see City winning by 2 goals tonight

[can123]

Gonna be a tight game tonight against Spurs, can only see City winning by 2 goals tonight

I hope it is violent because I like violence and have put money on there being the equivalent of five yellow cards.

[NamPikToot]

i wouldn't put money on it, kevin friend is low on the stats figures for cards

[Chittychangchang]

Top of the league

[hallelujah]

Top of the league

Your nearest challenger is Liverpool.

In the pantheon of great clubs, where would you honestly put yourselves and Liverpool?

Just for guidance, I'll point out that Liverpool have 18 league championships that they didn't buy (only 2 behind Britain's most successful club, Manchester United) while yourselves, Abu Dhabi, have a few more than Huddersfield.

I'd probably say you're somewhere above Wolves, but below Notts Forest. Liverpool closer to us.

Something for you to aspire to, Chitty.

[Chittychangchang]

Who rattled Your armchair Hal, time for a line or two of marching powder!

I'd put City above Liverpool of goal difference at the moment, not one for dwelling on history and reliving the glory years, i suppose it helps one distract from the sorry arse terminal decline of Manure Utd.

I predict Bournemouth are going to embarrass Trafford Utd in 20 mins




THE ONLY TEAM TO EVER COME FROM MANCHESTER..O..MAN CITY

[NamPikToot]

Chit, what are you going for. Me, i like Bournemouth and they are playing good footie but i feel Utd will lift their game today and so i predict a happy ending for Dill with a 3-1 win

[NamPikToot]

Oooops Dill AFC 1 Utd 0

[cyrille]

What a shambles. Bournemouth should be 4-0 up after twenty minutes.

[Neverna]

Oooops Dill AFC 1 Utd 0

Man U usually score in the second half of the game.

[Chittychangchang]

Howard Webb time is no longer, you'd have thought the new Cantona would be keen to make an impression..



Give Manure a chance, they've not finished their warm up yet

[NamPikToot]

Man U usually score in the second half of the game.

For me fartasy team i hope not, i have got Fraser & Wilson tho so happy at the mo. No Utd players in my team but i did stupidly put a 10er of Utd to win

[Chittychangchang]

I've not had a Utd player in my fantasy football team all season and don't intend to!

The great people of our city need to start a petition to have Manchester Utd replace their name with Trafford Utd.

They are a fooking embarassment and need to stop knicking are name ...

[NamPikToot]

Get the fuk in there, ohh ang on its Utd. My bet is causing mental conflict..............sorry more mental conflict