The Premier League 2018/2019 Thread

[harrybarracuda]

Come May, you'll be the bridesmaids, once again, when the big cups have been awarded, while UEFA, having done their rightful duty, have sent you to the Conference for cooking the books at the behest of your Abu Dhabi paymasters.

We can live in hope that justice will be served.

Fucking great innit, I love those hackers that exposed their filth.

No doubt Platini or some other UEFA jobsworth trousered a nice little "consultancy fee" for getting the cheats out of trouble.

[Dillinger]

That fucker, i just counted 8 touches he had in the box before he fired it in

When are the only team from Manchester's subs gonna start warming up

[Dillinger]

Brighton15:00Leicester
Everton15:00Cardiff
Fulham15:00Southampton
Man Utd15:00Crystal Palace
Watford15:00Liverpool
West Ham15:00Man City
Tottenham17:30Chelsea

Predictions anyone?

What group are UAE in ?

[hallelujah]

That fucker, i just counted 8 touches he had in the box before he fired it in

When are the only team from Manchester's subs gonna start warming up

Paying the price for not scoring when we were battering them in the first half.

Knew that would happen.

Edit: Goooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllll !

[Dillinger]

Oh hang on. There is a player from Manchester

Get in!!!

[hallelujah]

Ha ha!

[hallelujah]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss!

It's coming home!

[Dillinger]

YES!

gonna be a long 5-10 mins now

[hallelujah]

I've got no fucking idea at all what this competition is. What do we win if we hold on and finish top?

[Dillinger]

Fukkin loved that



Where's Lulu?

3rd or 4th best in the world now?

Croats relegated from the group of death

[Dillinger]

What do we win if we hold on and finish top

For me, humble pie ftom Luigi beats any trophies

Someone made a thread on here somewhere explaining it, i think Neo, but all I know is England are now just 2 wins away now from winning it.

Its coming home

[NamPikToot]

Got to say that England are turning themselves into the Leicester of the international scene, no really massive stars but work as a team and are developing a real belief, great to see vs the team full of lampards, beckhams et al who promised much but never really delivered; like Lulu in the sack

[hallelujah]

England, in 2018, have been in a World Cup semi final, beaten Spain in Seville and taken 4 points (should have been 6) off one of the World Cup finalists while finishing top of the group.

As NPT says above, they're a team in every sense of the word these days.

[Luigi]

2 wins away now from winning it.

Winning it?


"The tournament will consist of two semi-finals, a third place play-off, and a final"




https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_U..._League_Finals


A 'tournament' with 4 teams and 4 matches.




Times must be hard.

[Luigi]

Where's Lulu?

Preparing for a 25% possibility on June 9th.*








* Actually closer to 2.5%. It is a tournament, after all, and not just qualifying.

[hallelujah]

You're incorrigible, L.

England's progress to one of the top 4 sides in the world is as indisputable as Tony Cascarino and Jack Charlton being Irish.

Oh...

[Luigi]

England's progress to one of the top 4 sides in the world

You need to move into stand-up comedy.

[Dillinger]

Engireland

A few Plastic Paddys born in England

John AldridgeHarry ArterPhil BabbLeon BestKeith BranaganGary BreenShay BrennanAlex BrucePaul ButlerJohn ByrneLee CarsleyTony CascarinoJeff ChandlerCyrus ChristieCiaran ClarkDavid ConnollySimon CoxRonan CurtisLiam DaishRory DelapJohn DempseyTerry DonovanRob ElliotMickey EvansCurtis FlemingCaleb FolanKevin FoleyTony GalvinJon GoodmanTony GrealishPaul GreenAustin HayesRon HealeyMatt HollandChris HughtonMick KearnsAlan Kelly, Jr.David KellyMark KellyMick KennedyPaddy KennyRichard KeoghAlan KernaghanDean KielyKevin KilbaneLiam LawrenceMark LawrensonJon MackenSeán MaguireTerry ManciniJason McAteerMick McCarthyJim McDonaghDavid McGoldrickEddie McGoldrickPaul McGrathAlan McLoughlinStephen McPhailMike MilliganChris MorrisClinton MorrisonJerry MurphyAiden O'BrienAndy O'BrienBrendan O'CallaghanKevin O'CallaghanJoe O'CearuillSean O’DriscollKelham O'HanlonEamonn O’KeefeDavid O’LearyAlex PearceGerry PeytonTerry PhelanAnthony PilkingtonDarren PotterSteven ReidDeclan RiceCallum RobinsonMichael RobinsonMartin RowlandsJohn SheridanSean St LedgerPeter ThomasAndy TownsendGary WaddockMickey WalshJonathan WaltersKeiren Westwood

[Luigi]

Let's not forget a fine Scotsman.

[harrybarracuda]

Meanwhile, over in pikey land, humiliation abounds....

The Republic of Ireland have been relegated to League C of the Nations League.

Denmark's 2-1 victory in Cardiff ensured Martin O'Neill's men will finish bottom of Group 4 regardless of the result in Aarhus on Monday night, when Ireland will conclude their fixtures with a clash against the Danes.

Defeats home and away to Wales as well as a goalless draw against Denmark in Dublin have Ireland on one point. Wales - with no games left to play - have six, and Denmark are on seven. Age Hareide men have won the group.

Ireland will now be third seeds for Euro 2020 qualifying, meaning a harder group and tougher path to a tournament which will play four games in Dublin.

[Luigi]

" and tougher path to a tournament which will play four games in Dublin."

At least the fans will see a few games.

[Dillinger]

Holland take France's place after coming from 2 goals down against the Krauts.

Draw takes place Dec 3.

Its coming home.....

[cyrille]

Better hope Ronaldo is retired rather than just resting.

[Dillinger]

Nah, I wanna see the winking rapist cry again

[Chittychangchang]