The Premier League 2018/2019 Thread

[cyrille]

Yep, surely the premier league trophy will remain at the theatre of dirhams.

[Dillinger]

For a few years by the looks.

And they were missing deBruyne too

[cyrille]

“I don’t do relegation.”
“I’ve never been relegated because I’m too busy trying to get in top 10s.”
“I’ve never been near it so I’m not going to start now, am I?”

[hallelujah]

Credit where it's due. That book cooking Abu Citeh Harlem Galacticos Globetrotters team is something else.

40 odd passes leading up to their 3rd goal.

Oh well at least they're gonna stop Liverpool winning anything

Pogba would have given us a bit more going forward, but we'd have been more open at the back. First time we've been beaten there since 2014 though, which surprised me. Well beaten today though.

It pays to cook the books and they'll be home and dry, like PSG in France, before Easter.

[Dillinger]

^ gotta get rid of Mourinho and give a new manager a war chest of at least a billion to get near Abu City

[hallelujah]

The Evening News did a "just for fun" poll that invited readers to put in their postode and reveal which areas of Manchester are red or blue. I put mine in, but I don't think it accepted Stoke postcodes.

As we've always known, Manchester is red, from Salford to Sale and Ancoats to Harpurhey, but City do have the run of the land in Stockport, Bolton and Rochdale:

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....-fans-15383515



Manchester is red.

[Chittychangchang]

Obviously written and compiled by a red.

Do they have post codes for south American drug dealers jails.

Bitter Red twat

We are top of the league, and the quadruple is on biatches

[hallelujah]

I actually come from the east, which is generally blue, but I'm surprised City got as much as they did in that part of the city. Fifteen years ago, it would have been blue, but not to that extent. The north, south and west (Salford) are always United, so I suppose we can give them Droylsden and Gorton.

[hallelujah]

Obviously written and compiled by a red.

Do they have post codes for south American drug dealers jails.

Bitter Red twat

We are top of the league, and the quadruple is on biatches

Fake news! Just like the study of season ticket holders by Manchester University that found the stats were almost the same, but even more in United's favour!

Fake news! Fake news!

How anyone who has spent even the shortest time in Manchester could claim that the city is anything but red is beyond me. Speak to someone in a pub and you've got a 2/3 chance they'll be United. Unless you're DonaldChittyTrump!

[hallelujah]

WE LOVE UNITED, WE DO



Clock the Poland Reds flag. Nothing makes me prouder to see our support from all over the globe together with most of our home city.

[Chittychangchang]

You been on the marching powder again?

You should be rejoicing that your supposed home city is producing the very best quality football in the world right now!!

It just so happens to be blue


What position are Manure Utd in the table?

[hallelujah]

You been on the marching powder again?

You should be rejoicing that your supposed home city is producing the very best quality football in the world right now!!

It just so happens to be blue


What position are Manure Utd in the table?

Mate, you're much better than everybody else at the moment. Absolutely no qualms at all on that score. An excellent football team.

[hallelujah]

^ gotta get rid of Mourinho and give a new manager a war chest of at least a billion to get near Abu City

Not having it. He's a top manager and he's stopped being a smacked arse after the first couple of months this season, so I'm happy to stick with him.

Another billion though? That's my doubt with him. I think we're 2 or 3 signings away from City's level and I wouldn't trust him to spend it after the money he's spunked since he's been here. I wanna see youth team players in my United team anyway. A couple of Manc lads who have a true understanding of what it is to wear that red shirt.

[hallelujah]

Difficult to disagree with much of what this fella said after the game:



The Keystone Cops is about right.

[hallelujah]

If you come from Manchester, you're sure to be a blue

Moston, Collyhurst, Salford, Ancoats too

And if you think that this is true, you're nothing but a fool

'cos in the town of Manchester, Man United rule

Tralalalla we all hate City tralalalalala

[hallelujah]

Boyley on one here in the Bishop's:




Fuck, I miss United so much.

[harrybarracuda]

Premier League clubs agree to Video Assistant Referees next season

Non-live trials to continue this season as Premier League looks to develop "a clear protocol for communicating VAR decisions to fans"


https://www.skysports.com/football/n...es-next-season

[NamPikToot]

40 odd passes leading up to their 3rd goal.

That, is just fukin inefficient, wear the team out like that through a season. Pep, manager my arse - watch them fade in the run up to xmas, they already look knackered, look at Kevin he's fuk'd.

[Chittychangchang]

Kevin hasn't played all season, not that that is a problem for the mighty champions with their quality subs bench..
The difference between Man utd and Man city apart from the obvious is that City play for their manager.
The short ball game wears down the opposition and only City play this style of football, that's why they are the best in the world.

[Dillinger]

The short ball game wears down the opposition and only City play this style of football, that's why they are the best in the world

Its the quick passing with either feet they're good at and their workrate on and off the ball.

As for the best in the world mate, what a load of fucking bollox, you lost to a bunch of farmers from Lyon a few weeks ago.
To officially be the best club in thw world you have to win the European Cup then that daft world club cup thing...lets see when you meet more technical teams like Barca or Juve who you wont be getting all the possession against and be up against real crowd noise that you've never experienced like Real at the Bernabeu , Juve in Turin o4 Barca at the Nou Camp with your 600 travelling supporters, or at home with your fickle glory grabbing Arab supporting fans. Your old timers fucked you off when you sold out and left Maine Road.

Cock piss bollocks wank fuck

Yeah good luck mate

[harrybarracuda]

How many Manchester Dhabi fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

50,001.

1 real one to change the light bulb, and 50,000 new ones to claim that they've always supported Manchester Dhabi even though they didn't actually buy the shirt in Sports Direct Basildon until a rich Arab took over.

[Chittychangchang]

Nice Friday rants gentlemen

That old joke was originally and currently used about Manure Utd.

Juventus a technical team that you scraped a scrappy win from, luck was on utds side that night and let's face it they're gonna need a lot of luck to be playing European football next season.
Keep harping on about history coz that's all you have left, you can share a cup of cocoa with Hal in your armchairs and watch from afar the only team to ever come from Manchester continue to smash records

[Chittychangchang]

• Brighton15:00Leicester
  
• Everton15:00Cardiff
  
• Fulham15:00Southampton
  
• Man Utd15:00Crystal Palace
  
• Watford15:00Liverpool
  
• West Ham15:00Man City
  
• Tottenham17:30Chelsea
  
  Predictions anyone?

[hallelujah]

• Brighton15:00Leicester
• Everton15:00Cardiff
• Fulham15:00Southampton
• Man Utd15:00Crystal Palace
• Watford15:00Liverpool
• West Ham15:00Man City
• Tottenham17:30Chelsea
  
  Predictions anyone?

Come May, you'll be the bridesmaids, once again, when the big cups have been awarded, while UEFA, having done their rightful duty, have sent you to the Conference for cooking the books at the behest of your Abu Dhabi paymasters.

We can live in hope that justice will be served.

[Chittychangchang]

This season is City's quadruple you bitter red Rag twat!
Shove your Korean dog food oop your arse you plastic armchair wanker