Manchester City Thread

[Chittychangchang]

What a way to not start the Champions League!

Its the 2nd time in 4 days we've had no one to play against.

[david44]

Could You Play With Yourselves, A Scouser Said Mancunians Excelled At It?

[hallelujah]

What a way to not start the Champions League!

Its the 2nd time in 4 days we've had no one to play against.

Why would there be a thread on here about a little club who nobody even noticed until they became an Arab's plaything?

[billy the kid]

Manchester; if it ain't raining its gonna rain.

[Chittychangchang]

The Wetihad has dried out, all set for the 7.45pmGMT kick off

Let the City thunder and lightening strike tonight, prediction 3-0.

[Chittychangchang]

That last goal killed my bet


City win 4-0

[Kurgen]

bunch of arse!

[Chittychangchang]

The monster of a side keeps on keeping on.

Another emphatic win against Bournemouth 4-0

Thierry Henry believes it will take "something special" to stop Manchester City winning the Premier League this season.

City have looked impressive under Pep Guardiola, winning all eight of their competitive matches.

[kmart]

The De Bruyne kid looks a bit special; sees passes and runs from all angles. And that free kick was another bit of spontaneous clever thinking.

It's going to take a lot to stop Citeh this season.

[Chittychangchang]

Barcelona v Manchester City: Live stream Champions League football online or watch on TV with BT Sport

Barcelona v Man City: FREE live streaming and TV coverage | BT Sport

3 hours 45 mins to go...

[harrybarracuda]

Let's see if the Arab's sex toy can beat the other Arab's sex toy.

My money's on the home team.

[PAG]

Pep Guardiola, the Manchester City manager, reacts as his side go close in the Champions League game against his former club Barcelona at the Camp Nou.



Messi scoring one of his 3 goals in Barca's 4-0 victory.



and City's goalkeeper, Bravo, being sent off.

[kmart]

Bravo. Whisky Tango Foxtrot.

[harrybarracuda]

Never mind, Sheikh YabbaDabbaDoo can pick up a few players in the January sales and sack Guardiola.

[hallelujah]

Never mind, Sheikh YabbaDabbaDoo can pick up a few players in the January sales and sack Guardiola.

This thread's gone a bit quiet recently, hasn't it?

[Dillinger]

It sure has

[Luigi]

At least there's the EFL cup.


Oh.

[Chittychangchang]

[Chittychangchang]

Etihad bouncing tonight 3-1☺☺☺

[harrybarracuda]

So that means the Smoggies are better than Barcelona then eh?

[PAG]

What's the difference between Manchester City and my oven?

My oven is fan assisted.

[chassamui]

"It is impossible to play good football if you don't make sex with your partner," says Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola
Manchester City boss Pep Guardiola has denied telling his players to refrain from having sex after midnight.

Midfielder Samir Nasri, who is out on loan at La Liga side Sevilla, claimed Guardiola imposed the rule so players get "a good night's sleep".

But the former Barcelona coach, 45, denied the claim and even encouraged his players to have more sex.

"It is impossible to play good football if you don't make sex with your partner," said Guardiola.

Frenchman Nasri had not been allowed to train with the main group of City players during pre-season because he had returned overweight.

He told French TV programme L'Equipe du Soir that Guardiola "wants his players to be slim and fit" and claimed Guardiola told Barcelona forward Lionel Messi he would avoid muscle injuries by not having sex after midnight.

But the ex-Bayern Munich coach said: "I never did that (ban it) and I would never ban that. If you are doing it... better players."

Guardiola is also reported to have banned wi-fi at the club's training ground in order to build better team cohesion, while defender Gael Clichy said the squad have been told to avoid pizza, some juice and certain "heavy food".

Pep Guardiola: Manchester City boss denies sex ban story - BBC Sport

[Chittychangchang]

We had more fans when we went down to div2 back in the 90's than your average PL team.
Talking outa yer rear

[chassamui]

Just as a matter of interest, how did City succeed with a former athletics stadium, and West Ham seem to be failing so miserably? I've been to neither.

[PAG]