The Premier League 2023/2024

[harrybarracuda]

Time for the whole circus to start afresh with Burnley, Sheffield United and Luton (peace be upon them) joining the trough I mean er fray.

And of course it's the one time of the year I can guarantee Arsenal are top of the table. Although no-one appears to have told them about relegation and promotion in this graphic.

Managerial and Player transfers and gossip here if you'd be so kind.

I think the biggest story of the summer will be whether Harry Kane stays or goes. Think where the tiny totts would have finished without him....

[harrybarracuda]

The 2023-24 Premier League season dates have been announced.

Fixtures for the 2023-24 Premier League season will be announced on June 15, 2023.

The 2023-24 Premier League season will start on the weekend of August 12, 2023. The last day of the season will be May 19, 2024, when all teams will play at the same time.

The Premier League’s “winter break” will also come back, as all clubs will have either the weekend of January 13 or January 20, 2024, off. The way that will work is that all games will be scheduled for January 13, and then with the so-called “October 11” TV fixtures announcement, half the games will be moved to the following weekend, thus giving all clubs one week off.

2023-24 International Breaks

There will also be international breaks, with no games in the Premier League, during these weeks of the 23-24 season:

• September 9, 2023
• October 14, 2023
• November 18, 2023
• March 23, 2024

[Edmond]

no-one appears to have told them about relegation and promotion in this graphic.

Which positions will be promoted, and to where?

[hallelujah]

No point even playing the season.

Just give the trophy to the great Ten Hag now.

[harrybarracuda]

Which positions will be promoted, and to where?

Even when you try and pretend you're thick, your real thickness still shines through.

[panama hat]

Think where the tiny totts would have finished without him....

Son is possibly worth just as much if not more . . . is he coming back from Korea?

[Edmond]

Just give the trophy to the great Ten Hag now.

Good chance of them being promoted, that's for sure.

[harrybarracuda]

Son is possibly worth just as much if not more . . . is he coming back from Korea?

I think he's got a couple of years left on his contract so not quite so urgent.

Meanwhile, Sky reckon the tiny totts are after the fat bubble from the kiddie fiddlers as their new manager.

Comedy gold.

[panama hat]

Meanwhile, Sky reckon the tiny totts are after the fat bubble from the kiddie fiddlers as their new manager.

Yea . . . no idea what that means

[harrybarracuda]

Yea . . . no idea what that means

[harrybarracuda]

It looks like the tiny totts have actually signed him on a two year, with one year option.

And Brendan Rodgers might go back to the bead rattlers.

[Reg Dingle]

^ Does anyone know who he's on about now?

[Bettyboo]

Son is possibly worth just as much if not more . . . is he coming back from Korea?

Possibly (probably) the worst player in the Premier League last season (& that includes that awful lanky Leeds forward). Has been crap for Korea too. If Tottenham can get any money for him - out him. Kane is gone. An entirely new team and approach is required.

Luton to be relegated by getting the least number of PL points ever.

[harrybarracuda]

^ Does anyone know who he's on about now?

There's a fucking picture right in front of you, you mong.

[harrybarracuda]

Liverpool sign MacAllister

Alexis Mac Allister: Liverpool complete transfer of World Cup-winning midfielder from Brighton | Football News | Sky Sports

[harrybarracuda]

Well Declan Rice is getting a pay rise. According to the WHUFC chairman:

"We offered him £200,000-a-week 18 months ago. He turned it down."

Added: Dunno why he doesn't just see out his contract. He could pocket a 50m signing fee AND a fat wage. He's only 24.

[cyrille]

Probably doesn't fancy another relegation scare, when he could be a runner up with Arsenal.

[harrybarracuda]

Probably doesn't fancy another relegation scare, when he could be a runner up with Arsenal.

I never mentioned Arsenal sybille.

Bit desperate aren't you?

[cyrille]

I never mentioned Arsenal sybille.

Bit desperate aren't you?

Bit sensitive aren't you, harriet?

He just seems most likely to sign for Arsenal, snowflake.

[harrybarracuda]

Bit sensitive aren't you, harriet?

He just seems most likely to sign for Arsenal, snowflake.

Sorry, I forgot you haven't got anything better to do.

[harrybarracuda]

Fixtures are out.

Arsenal start at home to Forest, but this is the bit that caught my eye:

"....in a game that will be shown live on TNT Sports".

Had to look that up:

The Premier League 2023/24 fixtures have been released and TNT Sports will kick off a new era for the channel on 12 August.
Following a Eurosport merger, BT Sport will change its name to TNT Sports.

[harrybarracuda]

Season opener is Burnley vs Plastic cheats Friday 11th Aug on Sky.

[Bettyboo]

^ no score draw.

^^ score draw.

[harrybarracuda]

A BOSS of a Premier League football club has been quizzed under caution over a historical allegation of rape, we can reveal.
The well-known football figure raped a teenage girl a number of years ago, it is being alleged.

Premier League boss quizzed by cops over '''rape of teenage girl who was attacked when she applied for job''' | The Sun

[Stretchy]

Historical, so probably a Brit.