Manchester City Thread

[Joe 90]

[malmomike77]

^ are you having a bit of a breakdown?

[Joe 90]

^ are you having a bit of a breakdown?

Just getting started

[harrybarracuda]

^ are you having a bit of a breakdown?

Desperate for validation.

It hurts knowing the team you have been supporting since it started winning things has been cheating for years.

[hallelujah]

Sorry not sorry, Chits.

[harrybarracuda]

The Plastic Cheats are such a classy club.

ENGLAND’S Kyle Walker exposed himself in a bar and snogged and pawed a woman in a shocking 90 minutes caught on camera.

The Man City ace, 32, dirty-danced with the woman — not his wife — and a female friend after he arrived drunk and boozed with male pals from 5.30pm on Sunday.

Their appalling behaviour until 7pm shocked revellers at the Manchester venue.

Shameless Walker could face a police probe after flashing in a bar.

Footage seen by The Sun shows the boozed-up footballer drop his tracksuit bottoms and expose himself in view of drinkers.

Married Man City star Kyle Walker filmed drunkenly flashing in bar and snogging woman during afternoon boozing session | The Sun

[armstrong]

Surely everyone has exposed themselves in a bar at one point in their lives.

[Joe 90]

Kyle Walker fooking legend!!!

[harrybarracuda]

Kyle Walker fooking legend!!!

I think it's "Kyle Walker sex pest".

[Joe 90]

I think it's "Kyle Walker sex pest".

You're telling me you've never got pissed and dropped your pants in a bar?

[Joe 90]

[Loy Toy]

I believe he only proved he is human.

I also believe the only person who should be offended by his act is his wife.

[harrybarracuda]

I believe he only proved he is human.

I also believe the only person who should be offended by his act is his wife.

And perhaps anyone else in the bar who doesn't want to see some drunken oaf exposing their genitalia.

[cyrille]

the only person who should be offended by his act is his wife.

What an utter idiot you are.

Presumably todger waving will be actively encouraged at Toyland.

[harrybarracuda]

What an utter idiot you are.

Presumably todger waving will be actively encouraged at Toyland.

Yes, he probably considers that to be "family friendly".

[malmomike77]

Its not a surprise when most footballers IQs are on the left side of the SD curve and their wives are skiing ahead of them

[Joe 90]

Can imagine the chants already

[Reg Dingle]

^"Get your cock out for the lads" ?

You sick fuck

[Joe 90]

Leipzig at home tonight.
1-1 on aggregate.

Must win match!!

8pm kick off.

C'mon City!

[Joe 90]

Holy foookkkk!!!



Can the machine get two hatricstonight?

[Joe 90]

A refreshing drink of 7UP beckons



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[cyrille]

You really do love a retread.

[harrybarracuda]

Did Walker get his dick out again to celebrate?

[Edmond]

get two hatrics tonight

'get a double *sigh* hatric *spine shudder*'


A player scoring 6 goals in one game is called a double hat-trick, not two hat-tricks.



Not much point in telling you, but fyi, a perfect hat-trick is a hat-trick scored with the player's head, left foot and right foot.

[malmomike77]

Not much point in telling you, but fyi, a perfect hat-trick is a hat-trick scored with the player's head, left foot and right foot.

only if they are a CDMF er