Manchester City Thread

[Edmond]

Aguero Hatric

Zahar hatric

Haaland hatric

Hatric Haaland

Because it's just so difficult to spell. Do you need 19 attempts to manage it?

[harrybarracuda]

Thick as shit innit

"hatric"

FFS

[Joe 90]

Lulu is the new Ciz

Don't know what your laughing about Arry, you'll be a crying tonight when hatricHaaland strikes against the Arseanal.

[harrybarracuda]

Lulu is the new Ciz

Don't know what your laughing about Arry, you'll be a crying tonight when hatricHaaland strikes against the Arseanal.

And you'll be knocking one out to that picture you've got on your bedroom ceiling.

[Joe 90]

You won't find the the Champions such a pushover as the Rags last week.

Mahrez hatric to night!!

Btw my spelling of the word hatric is more aesthetically pleasing.

[malmomike77]

Mahrez hatric to night!!

so with Haalands that is six goals, what score are you going with?

[Joe 90]

6-7 to Arsenal

Jesus hatric
Zinchencko hatric
And one for Martineli

Lump on!

[harrybarracuda]

Not that it will be the first XI but I don't think Jesus ever had a chance of playing you numbskull.

What are you drinking?

[malmomike77]

What are you drinking?

a lot i'm guessing

[Joe 90]

Lagerrrrŕrŕrrrrrrrr lagerrrrrr

Have it you slagsssss!!

[Joe 90]

City tearing cockneys apart again

city tearing cockneys apart again

city tearing cockneys apart again


city tearing cockneys apart again

city tearing cockneys apart again



city tearing cockneys apart again


city tearing cockneys apart again



city tearing cockneys apart again



city tearing cockneys apart again

[harrybarracuda]

From the ground:

"...The home support from city was atrocious tonight. Chants piped through the PA , huge periods of silence"

Sing when you're winning, you only sing when you're winning.... against half our reserves

[harrybarracuda]

Now I see why we bid for this Brighton fella... Partey having an MRI.

&^%$

[Joe 90]

...

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[hallelujah]

Oh, i can't wait to hear Guardiola's press conference.



Pep and Klopp both cracking up at the same time. Lovely.

[malmomike77]

City tearing cockneys apart again

city tearing cockneys apart again

city tearing cockneys apart again


city tearing cockneys apart again

city tearing cockneys apart again



city tearing cockneys apart again


city tearing cockneys apart again



city tearing cockneys apart again



city tearing cockneys apart again

[malmomike77]

I worry what travesty Chitty is going to cook up once he's got home from Wetherspoons

[david44]

i worry what travesty chitty is going to cook up once he's got home from wetherspoons

let's just hope its seppo cuisine and not japanese sepuke ooooo matron

cocknees tearing chitty afart again

joe you are in our thoughts and beers

[Joe 90]

I worry what travesty Chitty is going to cook up once he's got home from Wetherspoons

An update is in the post when I've scraped myself off the kitchen floor .

[Joe 90]

There's obviously some misunderstanding on here as to why City fans chant.." City tearing Cockneys apart again".

It's a copycat of Manchester band Joy Division singing "Love will tear us apart".

It aimed at London football fans, mainly the South London variety that attend Old Trafford en Masse.

[cyrille]

There's obviously some misunderstanding on here as to why City fans chant.." City tearing Cockneys apart again".

It's a copycat of Manchester band Joy Division singing "Love will tear us apart".

It aimed at London football fans, mainly the South London variety that attend Old Trafford en Masse.

There’s obviously some idiot who doesn’t understand it’s a fkin dumb thing to post just after a loss to spurs.

[Joe 90]

Have you ever considered another hobby like painting by numbers , jigsaws or origami Ciz.

You bellend.

[harrybarracuda]

There's obviously some misunderstanding on here as to why City fans chant.." City tearing Cockneys apart again".

It's a copycat of Manchester band Joy Division singing "Love will tear us apart".

It aimed at London football fans, mainly the South London variety that attend Old Trafford en Masse.

Don't be silly, the moaners were using it about Giggs years ago. You just nicked it off them.

Mind you Leeds did a witty reply about "Giggs will tear your family apart again".

[harrybarracuda]

Looks like he's been found out.

Erling Haaland cut a frustrated figure in attack, registering no touches in the Spurs box or shots on the Tottenham goal

[hallelujah]

Don't be silly, United were using it about Giggs years ago. You just nicked it off them.

Exactly, but Chitty won't be aware of that as he's only been following football for 10 years, so we have to show some forgiveness.