Manchester City Thread

[malmomike77]

Nah, that was what UEFA said about your club, oh hang no that was guilty until you've paid us off

[Joe 90]

Nah, that was what UEFA said about your club, oh hang no that was guilty until you've paid us off

Fvck UEFA and FIFA!

[Joe 90]

When they are gathered in the circle are they cheering Mendy on?

He's just posted from Ibiza on Instagram with Peaky Blinders Jack Grealish, he's let himself go in prison..



WTF

[Joe 90]

The futures bright, the futures blue!..

[harrybarracuda]

I think mocking Liverpool for missing out on yet another Champions League is a little bit silly when....

[Joe 90]

It was a dull as ditch water final.

The City games were far more entertaining, shame about the results.

Next year, the quad is on biatches

[cyrille]

The City games were far more entertaining

Well yes, watching them choke was quite funny.

[harrybarracuda]

It was a dull as ditch water final.

The City games were far more entertaining

Fucking right, that last one was comedy gold.

[PAG]

Jack Grealish leaving a nightclub in Las Vegas at 4am last night absolutely off his box


He spent just under £100,000 on a VIP package, which entitled him to 116 bottles of champagne.

[Edmond]

Didn't know he was that much shorter than Wazza.

[Joe 90]

He spent just under £100,000 on a VIP package, which entitled him to 116 bottles of champagne.

I bet that's more than his bodyguards get paid in a year.

He was shagging a big black women in Ibiza the day after the victory parade.

He's gonna be the new George Best at this rate.

[malmomike77]

Nah he's more Greenwood and Mendy than Best

[Edmond]

He's more Jake Daniels I reckon.


Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.

[Joe 90]

If Carlsberg did transfer windows

Haaland
Alvarez
Kalvin Phillips

The quad is on biatches

[Edmond]

If Carlsberg did transfer windows

Haaland
Alvarez
Kalvin Phillips

Excellent signings, in fairness.

Phillips and Foden training together everyday will be a good positive for the national side.

[harrybarracuda]

Excellent signings, in fairness.

Phillips and Foden training together everyday will be a good positive for the national side.

Yes but that would risk the whole Manchester Dhabi academy (Foden) being left out of the side.

[harrybarracuda]

Oh dear the Plastics academy is in trouble with his missus. Apparently she was saying "Do you think I'm a dickhead?".
Classy lady.

[Joe 90]

Raheem Sterling: Man City forward agrees personal terms with Chelsea | Transfer Centre News | Sky Sports


Happy Days

[malmomike77]

who is going to score for Citeh in 2022?

[Joe 90]

who is going to score for Citeh in 2022?

Who isn't!!!

[Edmond]

An odd sale.

[cyrille]

Doesn't want to sign a new contract, and he's a Londoner. Should work pretty well at Chelsea - Timo Werner but with a dozen goals per season.

[Edmond]

Doesn't want to sign a new contract

Fairy muff.

Would still see it as a loss rather than something to be celebrated, just to see him play with Haaland for one season.

Should work pretty well at Chelsea

Should.


Though I do recall a similar sybil prediction of Lukaku being the PFA POTY last season.

[Joe 90]

[Joe 90]

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