Manchester City Thread

[PAG]

He's got his hair.

Nah, found him.....

[Edmond]

Chelsea!

Chelsea!

Chelsea!

[Joe 90]

Biggest game ever for City!!!!!

[Edmond]

Biggest game ever for City!!!!!

Aww bless.



Aren't they adorable.

[Joe 90]

Ffs Sterling is starting.

[strigils]

All the strikers on the bench...worked before

[Joe 90]

Should have started Sergio.

City fans booing the UEFA theme tune.

[Edmond]

City fans

Apparently it's a record high attendance.



Ba-doom tsch.

[strigils]

Fuk UEFA, FIFA and the FA, scum teh lot of em.

I see Tammy didn't even make the bench. Weiner up front, that must be a sign to Tammy he's got no future wiz ze Kraut in charge.

[Joe 90]

[strigils]

If anyone is looking for action you can look at highlights of the Rachael Heyhoe Flint Trophy.

[Joe 90]

We are playing with 10 men and a retarded 3 year old. Get Sterling off and Rodri or Aguero on.

[Joe 90]

Jesus on for KDB and Sterling now captain, that's us fooked.

[harrybarracuda]

A flat track pony in charge and a bunch of overpaid crybabies and that's the result. Well done Chelski 5555555

[cyrille]

Tough titty, 'cityzens'.

[Steady]

Happy Birthday Noel

[hallelujah]

Guardiola tinkered again and got it all wrong because Chelsea had got in his head in their previous wins. He ended up bringing Fernandinho on to win the game!

Pep the fraud shown his arse again.



I'M FUCKING PISSING MYSELF!!!!

[hallelujah]

Happy Birthday Noel

5555

You glue-sniffing Brummie nob.

[Joe 90]

Cvnts!!

I need to lay down in a darkened room.

[hallelujah]

Cvnts!!

I need to lay down in a darkened room.

I'm always happy to help, Chits.

Consider me a great friend.

[Joe 90]

A Quadruple of wankers

A flat track pony in charge and a bunch of overpaid crybabies and that's the result. Well done Chelski 5555555

Enjoy the European conference league, hasbeens

Tough titty, 'cityzens'.

Enjoy the Championship, yoyo wanker . Neverbeen

Happy Birthday Noel

I'M FUCKING PISSING MYSELF!!!!

Enjoy mopping up the mess on your piss stained armchairs and deciding whether you're going to suck Oles cock next season

Well it would have been the finale to a great season and a perfect day, but we are City.

We take the rough with the smooth ever since Gillingham back in 1999, but hey we've got billions in the bank.


A nice hot day today and pleasant picnics with me biatches with a cream pie for desert...

WE ARE CITY, SUPER CITYCHAMPIONS OF ENGLAND

[hallelujah]

[PAG]

Etihad, 2030......

[Joe 90]

That's the dog track, many a good night there. RIP.

[PAG]

That's the dog track, many a good night there. RIP.

No getting one past you Chitty. Anyway, get to bed, the Hat will be along any minute (wash your glasses and put the bottles in the bin, don't leave them for the Missus).