Thread: Worst Ever Football Song?

OK so they didn't invent the terrible football song...but when a Thai gets involved you know things are going to head to a whole new depths...

Do try and make it to the rap. Hilariously bad.

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Reading release cringeworthy music video for terrible club song written by co-chairwoman.
Reading FC co-chairwoman Khunying Sasima Srivikorn caused a bit of a stir ahead of the season when it was revealed she had penned a new club song.

'They Call us the Royals', which even contains an excruciating rap verse, didn't exactly get rave reviews when it was first heard ahead of the opening game of the season against Leeds.

The song, given as "a gift" to the club by Lady Svrikorn, has now got its own music video.

It's as bad as you would expect.

Unfortunately for Lady Srivikorn, the song has not got the rave reviews she may have expected.

Fans of Reading and other clubs took to social media in their droves to slate the unintentionally hilarious song and cringeworthy video.

Some of it is cringe-worthy but quite a lot of it is OK, IMO, but I wouldn't expect it to be sung from the terraces.

Originally Posted by palexxxx

The Pies of course still hold one of the longest Sports record in history stretching back of four score years and four titles, achivements few will ever equal.

Of corse with the advent of money and skill into the sport seems pie floater is a more fitting soubriquet

Not so sloe
A great side I take it all back, and the Ozzie rules champs named after the old Hawthornes champs

It's got to be that "Livvvv-er-Pule" dirge.

About as much chirpy scouse humour as a bag of dog poo.

Go China!
Go China!
Vagina!
Go China!

Australia Vs China 2000 Olympics.

Scousers ecstatic as Yerman arrives at Anfeldt

Pommy soccer fans are funny when they sing that " ear wig ho ear wig ho " song ..... Over and over ..... All of the time ...... Like, really 'funny' .....

What's that all about then ??

Great thread Cyrille

Apparently the "FC United" lads were a bit upset about BT Sport moving their FA Cup match to a Monday night last week.

And they ended up having to dub the sound because the fans spent the entire night singing "Fuck the FA" and "Fuck BT Sport".

But the international broadcasts went out unedited....

No, really, no need to thank me, it's my pleasure...

Years back went to watch Chelsea v Man Utd at Stamford Bridge. Tim Howard was playing in goal for Utd in those days, he is known to suffer from Tourette's Syndrome. So on come the players and Howard runs up to the away end and the Utd fans, As he approaches the goal the following chorus rings out over and over

"Fuck, bollocks, shit, wank, la la la la la"

Hilarious.

There was some trainee journalist a few years back who went to a Millwall/Brighton game and came back with a "scoop" about the fans doing Nazi salutes and chanting "Sieg Heil".

Someone had to point out to him that Brighton's nickname is the "Seagulls".

Spurs are on their way to Auswitch
Hitler's gonna gas em again


Do football songs get worse than that?

^^

Millwall,
We are Millwall,
No one likes us,
We don't care.


(Repeat same verse for entire duration of match)

West Ham to the Spurs fans....we got foreskins, we got foreskins, you aint

Originally Posted by Scottish Gary

Spurs are on their way to Auswitch
Hitler's gonna gas em again


Do football songs get worse than that?

Songs about Munich or Hillsborough are equally below the belt.

Ohh, I wish it could be Hillsborough everydaaaaay, where the fans start swinging and the fence begins to swaaaaaay!
Ohh, I wish it could be hillsborough everydaaaaay,where they rob dead bodies and the fans refuse to paaaaaaay!

(Manchester United fans vs Liverpool, Hillsborough disaster)

Who's that lying on the ruuunway? Who's that lying in the snow? It's Matt Busby and the boys, making all the fucking noise, cause they couldn't get the aeroplane to go!
(Liverpool fans vs Manchester United, Munich air disaster)

Yes I'm glad nobody on this forum would be guilty of mocking such tragic events, Harry.

It goes beyond the realms of banter in my book.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Originally Posted by Scottish Gary

Spurs are on their way to Auswitch
Hitler's gonna gas em again


Do football songs get worse than that?

Songs about Munich or Hillsborough are equally below the belt.

Ohh, I wish it could be Hillsborough everydaaaaay, where the fans start swinging and the fence begins to swaaaaaay!
Ohh, I wish it could be hillsborough everydaaaaay,where they rob dead bodies and the fans refuse to paaaaaaay!

(Manchester United fans vs Liverpool, Hillsborough disaster)

Who's that lying on the ruuunway? Who's that lying in the snow? It's Matt Busby and the boys, making all the fucking noise, cause they couldn't get the aeroplane to go!
(Liverpool fans vs Manchester United, Munich air disaster)

I've heard the Munich one before but never the Hilsborough one. Its a bit grim.
I remember the Leeds fans singing about the Bradford fire a few years ago.
I'm all for banter at matches but there is something seriously lacking in the mind of someone who rejoices in the actual death of other fans. People who are exactly the same as them.