The Ashes Thread.

[Bettyboo]

your goats will be disposed of at the local kebabery

You're going a bit far there, mate! (although I was pleased that you left the cats out of that nasty scenario)

2 ?

Surely the drink driver will be sent home?

[Necron99]

that wanker Greg Norman making comments now, unless that was just for the US Open...bloody dickhead

I'm sure your opinion cuts deeply in his thoughts as h flies his helicopter to his mega yacht for a cruise around the Bahamas....




Fuck off Bruce.

[Headworx]

but not ONE US Open...which was the question

Are you just acting as thick as a typical Kiwi or are you really that big of a fucktard?. I'll back the later in. But anyway, take your clueless argument up with David Graham and Geoff Ogilvy. You could do it at their houses while looking at US Open trophies on their mantlepieces.

[Necron99]

that wanker Greg Norman making comments now, unless that was just for the US Open...bloody dickhead

I'm sure your opinion cuts deeply in his thoughts as h flies his helicopter to his mega yacht for a cruise around the Bahamas....




Fuck off Bruce.

[Wally Dorian Raffles]

your goats will be disposed of at the local kebabery

You're going a bit far there, mate! (although I was pleased that you left the cats out of that nasty scenario)

2 ?

Surely the drink driver will be sent home?

Oh, yes. He wasn't really expected to play any tests but he is a big part of our short format teams. He is a tough cricketer and in the race for the alrounder spot in the test team but Watson & M.Marsh are in front of him at the moment. He must be gutted but seriously, what a fucking idiot. Just get a taxi FFS..

[Bettyboo]

Indeed.

With injuries, and let's face it you're gonna get more bowling injuries over the next few weeks, he would have likely been bought into the Ashes team.

[Bruce Bayliss]

I'm sure your opinion cuts deeply in his thoughts as h flies his helicopter to his mega yacht for a cruise around the Bahamas....

Greg Norman gets bronze bust of.... himself
Greg Norman gets bronze bust of.... himself - Sport - NZ Herald News
Mate the guy is a prize wanker...getting a bronze statue of himself

You could do it at their houses while looking at US Open trophies on their mantlepieces.

Well done...have fun checking it out?...now tell me which famous Australian pro holds the course record at Chamberlain Park Golf Club in Auckland...and Wiki will only give you a clue

[kingwilly]

This is a thread about cricket, fuck off Bruce.

With Harris gone, Mitchell will have to perform at 100%.

[Bettyboo]

Either Mitchell or Starc will get injured within the first couple of tests, that'll make 3...

[kingwilly]

Better reign your optimism in Betty, remember last time ?

In fact, I believe you still owe me several pints.

[Bettyboo]

^ are you allowed to drink in Indonesia, Willy???



Beer is good and cheap here in Korea, women are sexy and friendly, bars are everywhere, easy to get great internet connection and watch sport. I'm looking forward to the ashes. But, I am NOT making any predictions...

[kingwilly]

Beer is good and cheap here in Korea, women are sexy and friendly, bars are everywhere, easy to get great internet connection and watch sport. I'm looking forward to the ashes.

I know. I was there in January, it was also flipping cold.

easy to get great internet connection and watch sport.

I currently have the cricket channel via First Media, which is great. Unfortunately I am moving to a new house this Thursday, and they do not service my area.

[Bettyboo]

It is shite being in a country (any) without good sports channels. But, the good news is, you won't be able to watch the Convicts get embarrassed in the first test!

[kingwilly]

^ are you allowed to drink in Indonesia, Willy???

Yes, why wouldn't I be? They only allowance is that I have to drink beer out of coffee mugs during Ramadan to avoid offending anyone/in respect of ...

But, the good news is, you won't be able to watch the Convicts get embarrassed in the first test!

Optimism again, Betty.

[Bettyboo]

I'd like to make it very clear that was in no way a prediction!

[kingwilly]

I'd like to make it very clear that was in no way a prediction!

It sure was, I like your predictions. Can you predict another 5-0 whitewash please?

[Bruce Bayliss]

This is a thread about cricket, fuck off Bruce.

Just say "uncle" KW...you started this...BTW it was Bill Dunk...but you would have to know your golf to know that

[Wally Dorian Raffles]

When do The Ashes start? | The Ashes 2015, Live, Fixtures, Video

[chassamui]

One gone home already. His replacement might be a bit short of test experience?

[cyrille]

Retired 3 days after Wally pronounced him match fit.

You have to think from his comments that he didn't think he'd play, and so basically couldn't be arsed.

[hallelujah]

KP on the Ashes: https://twitter.com/paddypower/statu...78428382277632

[bobo746]

Johnson has teammates hopping in the nets

Eighteen months after battering the confidence of English batsmen, Mitchell Johnson has been fine-tuning his preparations for Wednesday's Ashes opener in Cardiff by peppering his Australian teammates in the nets.
The left-arm quick was the destroyer-in-chief in the 2013-14 series with 37 wickets at 13.97 as Michael Clarke's side regained the urn with a 5-0 whitewash on home soil.

[Wally Dorian Raffles]

Are you making any collector card sets this ashes Necron?
Crackers the last set, weren't they

[Bettyboo]

I see the Convicts had a bad day at Wimbledon and at La Tour yesterday; gonna be a miserable summer for the Convicts...

[Bobcock]

the tennis player was a joke, deliberately losing points when things were going his way......

Literally a cry baby of Kym Hughes proportions.....