Thread: World Snooker Championship 2014

Perfect fare for a bank holiday weekend.

Ronnie put in very average performance during his 10-4 defeat of Robin Hull.

Ding notched up a 136 against Michael Wasley yesterday...match resumes this afternoon.

Mark Selby is playing fairly well in the morning match versus Michael White.

And the meeting between Higgins and McManus tomorrow should be a corker...

Originally Posted by somtamslap

And the meeting between Higgins and McManus tomorrow should be a corker.

Gooaarrnn Alex.

I'm probably as knowledgable of guys bending over tables as Withnall nowadays.
Oh hang on

How did Eddie Charlton go?

^ He turned into Neil Robertson.

i reckon Betty whacked a good few off to Tony Knowles back in the day

Bill Werbeniuek was the guy, fukkin ledge

Originally Posted by Dillinger

i reckon Betty whacked a good few off to Tony Knowles back in the day

Who didn't?

^my mom had a thing for him, it was a bit fukked up watching TV back then with the parents both having their own heroes now I think about it. She also had this thing for Bobby too out of Dallas, whereas my Dad was into JR.I blame that on me being caught wanking to Cilla Black by my bro, in a roundabout kind of way

Snooker, is this a game England is actually good at?


Or is it like billiards where they had to change the rules to stop and Aussie kicking your asses?

Originally Posted by Necron99

is this a game England is actually good at?

We pretty much own it. But I'd like to see Ding do well this year.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

But I'd like to see Ding do well this year.

And, naturally, he gets knocked out in the first round. Twat!

Originally Posted by somtamslap

he gets knocked out in the first round

McManus?

Surprise, surprise.

Withnall fuels his sadomasochistic libido by posting pictures of a random scotch person in a dressing gown.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

I blame that on me being caught wanking to Cilla Black by my bro, in a roundabout kind of way

You are a really sick man.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Bill Werbeniuek was the guy, fukkin ledge

I liked that pommy bloke who looked like Count Dracula.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I liked that pommy bloke who looked like Count Dracula.

Ray Reardon.

Originally Posted by palexxxx

You are a really sick man

Phwoar...... where's my hand cream?

Who is the new Whispering Ted Lowe?

^ Hendry's the latest addition to the commentary box.

Ding out

Maguire out

Higgins out

Neil Robertson currently giving a matchplay master class on BBC2.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

i reckon Betty whacked a good few off to Tony Knowles back in the day

Please don't include me in the gayfest...

While we're on the subject of classic wank material, I offer the reason for rushing home from school:

Seen Jimmy and Tony Knowles play expetion games in Pattaya and also while I have been there Docherty and Hendrey have done gigs there.
Seems like the snooker boys like some sticky stuff away from their loved ones.
Hope they are just potting the pink.

Originally Posted by dobella

Hope they are just potting the pink.

Well, you might hope so...The brown is still worth four points though, innit?...Unless your name is Pat...