Thread: Thomas Hitzlperger announces gayness

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Originally Posted by Fluke

But most football players are handsome virile young men with fine physiques and fit muscular bodies , dripping with perspiration after a hard workout

a gay men paradise for sure,

Yes , gays should have to pay to get into the changing rooms

Originally Posted by Butterfly

these should be cherish as innocent memories from the past

i have an early memory that i hope was a drunken dream

Originally Posted by Fluke

But most football players are handsome virile young men with fine physiques and fit muscular bodies , dripping with perspiration after a hard workout

..done a lot of research at this have we? alone... at night..

Jack n jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cos Jill's real name ìs thomas hitzlsperger!

Originally Posted by dobella

He always looked like a bit dainty though.

All gays are dainty are they? I don't think so somehow.

Originally Posted by Fluke

Yes, a straight male would be sexually attracted to naked females in the same way a gay man will be sexually attracted to naked men

You obviously have some academic authority to say this, or you are gay, which is it?

Originally Posted by Fluke

Should gays be allowed into the same changing room ?

Mate they've been doing it forever anyway...you just didn't know about it.

I was shocked when I read that former Aston Villa midfielder Thomas Hitzlsperger, who won 52 caps for Germany has revealed he is gay.







That's incredible; an Aston Villa player getting 52 caps.

Originally Posted by Bruce Bayliss

Originally Posted by Fluke

Yes, a straight male would be sexually attracted to naked females in the same way a gay man will be sexually attracted to naked men

You obviously have some academic authority to say this, or you are gay, which is it?

Gay , by definition is a person who is sexually attracted to their own sex , one doesnt either have to be academically qualified or gay to state this .

Originally Posted by Butterfly

fluke is an angry racist Israseli conservative, probably homophobe, like all those conservative nutters

I love the way poofs say 'homophobe' like it's a bad thing.

(Tex is going to have a field day with this, just wait till he wakes up from his drunken stupour).

If ten of your teammates were gay , would you go and sit in a communal bath with them after a football game ?

do you think about those questions all day ?

are you a self hating gay conservative, fluke ?

Originally Posted by dobella

Woah, now that is a wonderful thought but sadly has never been my luck.

You do realise he's talking about german women in germany?

Originally Posted by Butterfly

do you think about those questions all day ?

are you a self hating gay conservative, fluke ?

I was just considering all the possible scenarios :
Now consider this one :
Imagine if me and you were playing football on opposing teams and that I was gay and your team were 1-0 up with a few minutes of the game left.
Imagine if I then scored a goal against your team and all my teammates came and hugged and kissed me , as football players tend to do .
If I then got very exited and got a massive hard on .
If the game kicked off again and I continued playing the game with a hard on , if I then was running through on goal with the possibility of scoring the winner and you were the last defender .
If I was running at you with the ball at my feet and with a huge hard on , would you tackle me ?
Would your forthcoming tackle be any different considering the condition of my current tackle?

You seem a little facinated by this Fluke.

Originally Posted by Butterfly

what if those females were fat and ugly ? will they be attracted to them too ?

Just so long as they have a hole and a pulse, fat girls need loving too...come to think of it mcdonalds and kfc aint doing a great favour to the Thai girls but thats another story.

I think it's incredibly brave of him to admit that he once played for West Ham.

Originally Posted by Koojo

I love the way poofs say 'homophobe' like it's a bad thing.

When it is really a sad thing

Originally Posted by Bruce Bayliss

Originally Posted by Koojo

I love the way poofs say 'homophobe' like it's a bad thing.

When it is really a sad thing

That's exactly what I mean.
You say something like that and I just shrug and go "yeah, whatever. ". It means nothing to me.
Why is it a 'sad' thing?

homophobia implies fear

what are you afraid of?

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

homophobia implies fear

what are you afraid of?

Exactly.
Nothing, therefore I'm not homophobic.
'Homophobic' FFS.

Get stuffed you arse bandit.
One of me best mates,
He come from Macc,
And we used to go out pulling crack,
Now we know it were just a farce,
'Cos he's got spunk dribbling out of his arse.
He's got scabs from stalking other men,
We're never going to talk to him again,
He's gone all nesh and he's making us sick,
We wouldn't give him cheese off us dicks.
Now he's a poof, we can't handle it.
Now he's a poof, he does spermy shits.
Now he's a poof, he leaves white stains wherever he sits.
He's gone to pot and he's shaved his head,
He's got some black bloke sleeping in his bed,
AIDS and herpes, he's got 'em,
The evidence is written all over his bottom.
Now he's never in the pub, now he's no fun,
He's got sores and scabs all over his bum.
We'll have to pin him down on the deck
And pour some Boddies down his fucking neck.
Alright?
'Cos he's a poof, he drinks lemonade,
Now he's a poof, and he's full of AIDS,
Now he's a poof, and he likes his buttocks splayed....
Now he's a poof, he's a fuckin' slob,
Now he's a poof, he's got a shitty nob,
Now he's a poof, he's got spunk all over his gob....
Now he's a poof, he's a fucking queer,
Now he's a poof, he's got gonarhea
Now he's a poof, he can't hold his fucking beer.
Now he's a poof, he's an arse bandit,
Now he's a poof, he does spermy shits,
Now he's a poof, and he doesn't like to feel girl's tits.
Now he's a poof, we can't handle it,
Now he's a poof, he leaves white stains wherever he sits,
He's a poof, he's a fucking queer arse bandit,
He's a fucking poof, he drinks lemonade,
For Christ's sake he's a poof, he likes his buttocks splayed,
He's a poof, he's fucking going to spread AIDS all over the world,
Kill the bastard....




Poof.

Originally Posted by Fluke

Originally Posted by Butterfly

do you think about those questions all day ?

are you a self hating gay conservative, fluke ?

I was just considering all the possible scenarios :
Now consider this one :
Imagine if me and you were playing football on opposing teams and that I was gay and your team were 1-0 up with a few minutes of the game left.
Imagine if I then scored a goal against your team and all my teammates came and hugged and kissed me , as football players tend to do .
If I then got very exited and got a massive hard on .
If the game kicked off again and I continued playing the game with a hard on , if I then was running through on goal with the possibility of scoring the winner and you were the last defender .
If I was running at you with the ball at my feet and with a huge hard on , would you tackle me ?
Would your forthcoming tackle be any different considering the condition of my current tackle?

You just made me laugh, Spam...good one!

Originally Posted by Koojo

Why is it a 'sad' thing?

Originally Posted by ChiangMai noon

homophobia implies fear

Homophobes are sad fuckers...scared of their own fantasies