The Homeless SZS fantasy league thread

[malmomike77]

^^ you lot are lucky i took me eye off the ball for the first 3 months

[Reg Dingle]

Are you Macaque Attack or are you in the Subzero Conference?

[Joe 90]

Archie Loafers not gonna tell you.

[malmomike77]

^^ I ain't the bloke showing his little 3/4 semi to the world. Btw, i had a Saint in the Falklands, probably one of your rellies, she had clit on her would put your flaccid pecker to shame. Nasty growler tho but 2 bottles of spicy you can't complain.

[Joe 90]

Chitty is within range of him too

42 points behind him now and closing.

His captaincy of Ronaldo last week was priceless.

Most of the losers this season are pretending they are not bothered or have stopped playing.

But Cyrille is trying really hard

[Reg Dingle]

^^ Go to bed Dad, your drunk

[malmomike77]

^ "You're". But nope, you are one funny fucker - lot of show but no go welcome back to the UK

[Reg Dingle]

Put Dennis in, he's in mine

Watford double week - Denis/King kebab

[Joe 90]

Watford double week - Denis/King kebab

[armstrong]

Hoping for a top 10 finish. This season has been too unpredictable.

[Reg Dingle]

I think Cyrille's fantasy account has been hacked too




Look at that front line of One-Aldo and 2 on the bench

[cyrille]

I see you took a four point hit and got 68. I took no hit and got 64.

Gobbing off a third of the way through the game week can backfire.

[cyrille]

Most of the losers this season are pretending they are not bothered or have stopped playing.

Wonder how many have blown up the league they created and failed to join the new one.

It was fantasy football - not your fkin bank account you daft drama queen.

Were you pissed by any chance?

[Joe 90]

If I'd not been hacked you be in my rear view mirror this week Ciz.

[Joe 90]

Were you pissed by any chance

Cant remenber

[cyrille]

If I'd not been hacked you be in my rear view mirror this week Ciz.

Yeah yeah, same old lie you've been telling for years.

Let me guess - you would have triple captained Jota, right?

[Joe 90]

Let me guess - you would have triple captained Jota, right?

It was you that hacked me you cheating slagggg!

No need to nobble the competition, it's just a game.

[Reg Dingle]

I see Cyz has just logged in.

Been wildcarding have we?

I've used mine today. Got shot of all my United players an have 10 dgw'ers today and about 8 for gw28. I don't think i'll need to fh next week either.

I see Edouard has been benched in leaked team news and ASM is injured.

[malmomike77]

I've used mine today. Got shot of all my United players an have 10 dgw'ers today and about 8 for gw28. I don't think i'll need to fh next week either.

[Reg Dingle]

That late consolation goal against Arsenal has helped me out, I had Ramsdale and Gabriel for a while on wildcard before switching to Wolves.

I also had 3 City defenders

[malmomike77]

two Leepool defenders?

[cyrille]

I see Salah is injured.

Unfortunate for those who've triple captained him.

Still, at least people who did so a few weeks ago got 84 points.

[Reg Dingle]

^Maths was never your forte, was it?

Those who triple captained him 3 weeks ago compared to this week are only 19 points better off and that's if he misses the next game through this injury that you've also over exaggerated


Here's another Maths lesson for you...If you were given a Salah 84 point triple captain chip every week for the rest of the season... you still wouldn't get in the top 4

[Reg Dingle]

Salah not spotted in training

[cyrille]

Reg not spotted in the top class for Maths

Or anywhere near it.

Triple captaining him three weeks ago reaped 84 points, you fkin dimwit.