The Homeless SZS fantasy league thread

[Jimmy McNulty]

Anyone else think the budget seems a little tighter this season?

[Jofrey]

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Head 2 head league code...get in there boys

need one more player to even the sides

[Jofrey]

a little tighter this season?

going without Kane makes things a bit easier.....having said that he cost me my second sub-10k finish last season....

[hallelujah]

Cahill centre back, Hegazi on the bench.

[cyrille]

Why do we do it?

[hallelujah]

Ha!

I was just watching yesterday's highlights thinking fuck me, I love football.

[cyrille]

The Chelsea game had a similar effect on me.

Now, for the humiliation of John Terry and the vile...what a perfect match that is.

[Dillinger]

Ive joined the sun dream team this year. Cant be arsed with those stupid 3 chips

[hallelujah]

Ive joined the sun dream team this year. Cant be arsed with those stupid 3 chips

You'll be able to buy another yacht with the winnings.

[Dillinger]

^ no im pretty shit at the sun one too

But at least i dont have to fuck about picking 15 players.

[cyrille]

Some utterly dire defending this weekend. Wonder which team will be calling on Big Sam first?

He's obviously calculated that he can take 8 months off and earn the same amount of money or more.

Not sure about JRod, joffers. I fear that against the stronger teams, and against everyone when we go one up, he'll be playing in midfield just as happened yesterday.

[Jimmy McNulty]

Now, for the humiliation of John Terry and the vile...what a perfect match that is.

Went to the match. He really has shored up that defence.

[Jofrey]

Jrod should knock in a fair few over the season..

[Jimmy McNulty]

We don't mind you saying that.

[cyrille]

Just so long as you let us know the name of your team, obviously.

I mean, I'm sure you wouldn't want to just take potshots with nothing to back it up.

That would be w-e-a-k.

So your big template busting idea is getting...umm...the highest scoring player from last season in?

[cyrille]

Jrod should knock in a fair few over the season..

I see you've got a few quid in the bank, joffers.

[cyrille]

Mooy on a trip around Australasia.

Quite far away, really.

Seems he's picked up a bug.

Defender points for Albion players should rocket now we've got Krychowiak in.

Arguably the loan signing of the summer.

Apparently Pulis has been perving at him for the last four rear guard windows.

[Jimmy McNulty]

A defensive midfielder yes?

If Johnny Evans stays, who gets the boot from central defence?

[cyrille]

Hegazy was bought as back-up...we can get away with one central defender with the turning circle of the QE2 after Jonas left.


And JT was already taken.

[cyrille]

A defensive midfielder yes?

Oh yes.

Check out the yt videos. Who knew defensive midfielders could be this exciting?

Well, Tony obviously.

Will they ever change the music on those?

Not difficult to imagine TP swiftly shoving the kleenex under the 'lay-z-boy' when the missus enters his video analysis studio without knocking.

And as far as glamorous supporters go, Krychowiak's wife is arguably even more photogenic than Adrian Chiles.

Here she is pictured yesterday, relaxing in the recently refurbished Smethwick End...

[cyrille]

Wazza's been done for drinking and driving.

Grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory yet again.

[Jimmy McNulty]

Wildcarded early this year. Trying to make it interesting and saw some templates developing. Appreciate that Hazard and Sanchez aren't really back and the international break is coming but threw caution to the wind. Couple of temp injury punts on Everton and Liverpool and Firmino in while Vardy is injured (which he wasn't). Wild.

[cyrille]

It looks like it'll be quite interesting this year with so many players on a 'goal a game' or better.

Sanchez could break the game, of course, but 12 million looks an awful lot with so many excellent 8-9.5 options in mf.

[Jimmy McNulty]

I really don't feel that Sanchez is going to perform to any level that's remotely worth that investment. Hazard maybe? Seems that if he could click with Morata it'd be a points bonanza for both of them.

[cyrille]

Reports that Aguero has been involved in a car crash.
He was wearing a seat belt but has fractured a rib.

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