Thread: Belgian footballer sent off for kicking ball boy

Originally Posted by caller

Originally Posted by khmen

Ah, so you're a Chelski fan eh? Where you from? China? Delhi? Timbuktu?

This Chelsea fans family originate from Sands End, look it up. I'm 3rd generation and not the last.

We're not Manure.

Well, you too are a minority then!

Originally Posted by Fluke

Originally Posted by flashbang

Only faggots call it soccer mate........so go get some length.

"Soccer" is an abbreviation of Association Football , which is the original for Football, dating back to the 1900's

Great, but that doesn't stop only benders from using the word.

Originally Posted by flashbang

Originally Posted by Fluke

Originally Posted by flashbang

Only faggots call it soccer mate........so go get some length.

"Soccer" is an abbreviation of Association Football , which is the original for Football, dating back to the 1900's

Great, but that doesn't stop only benders from using the word.

But otherwise how can you tell between that game and real football in conversation.

Roman Abramovich has signed a Swansea City ball boy for £14m after he kept possession of the ball longer than Torres



Reference Eden Hazard incident at The Liberty Stadium last night....The rules of the game clearly state "The whole of the ballboy has to be kicked over the line." Clearly never a red card.

Hazard kicked the ball boy for keeping the ball. Torres would've missed him, Cole would've shot him & Terry would have shagged his mother!

Originally Posted by Mr Lick

Hazard kicked the ball boy for keeping the ball. Torres would've missed him, Cole would've shot him & Terry would have shagged his mother!

Why's the little crunt lying on the ball anyway?

Originally Posted by khmen

Well, you too are a minority then!

Nope, all those you list are.

For Gawds sake, every successful club is reaching out for new markets, what applies for Chelsea equally applies to the other big clubs and some that were, like the scousers.

Originally Posted by Koojo

Originally Posted by Mr Lick

Hazard kicked the ball boy for keeping the ball. Torres would've missed him, Cole would've shot him & Terry would have shagged his mother!

Why's the little crunt lying on the ball anyway?

Blimey Koojo - rather the whole point of the thread!

He was trying to keep the ball away from the Chelsea side (wasting time) so that his team (Swansea) would progress through to the finals. Chelsea needed the ball in play...

His dad is the owner (director??) of Swansea.

The F.A. have now charged Eden Hazard with violent behavior and they feel that a three match ban isnt sufficient .
Although last season a near identical incident happened involving an Oxford Town player , and that player didnt even get a sending off , let alone a ban .
And that was sanctioned by the F.A.
Hypocritical, incompetent corrupt twunts

Respect for using the word twunt, never heard it before but I like it and I must start using it.

Originally Posted by Koojo

Originally Posted by flashbang

Originally Posted by Fluke

Originally Posted by flashbang

Only faggots call it soccer mate........so go get some length.

"Soccer" is an abbreviation of Association Football , which is the original for Football, dating back to the 1900's

Great, but that doesn't stop only benders from using the word.

But otherwise how can you tell between that game and real football in conversation.

Stop being a twunt. The English call it football so that's what it is, doesn't matter what our subjects in the colonies think.

^Your subjects don't play football, they play soccer, you twunt.

Itnt. I've told you once and I won't tell you again. Stop acting like a twunt.

Capiche?

Twunt it, Flashbang, I'm calling my agent.

Originally Posted by ltnt

^Your subjects don't play football, they play soccer, you twunt.

Actually they play soccer as little kids, then graduate to football.

Originally Posted by Koojo

Actually they play soccer as little kids, then graduate to football.

Like a "promotion?" I'h use'd ta pla socr, but naw I's plys footbol.

No racially tinged phobias allowed after soccer age...EU Rules.

Originally Posted by khmen

Originally Posted by Fluke

As with most premiership Clubs, there has been a change in the type of supporter who attends matches in the last 20 years, but that is due to the cost .
Going to a match these days, you wont get much change out of a 100 quid , and many supporters cannot afford to pay this every week .
Many working class supporters, where the traditional supporters come from, can no longer afford to attend matches

True, true, agree with all of that, and it is a shame.

However, I'm merely trying to spark a bit of friendly football rivalry banter and you seem thouroughly unwilling to participate.

You should be like "Fok off Khmen, who do you support then you wanker?"

And I'd be like, "Why, mighty, mighty Newcastle United of course!"

To which you'd respond "Hahahaha, you can jog right on then muppet, when's the last time you won anything?"

To which I'd respond "1955 FA cup, 1969 Fairs cup mate.", ashamedly.

You'd then say, "Well, stfu then knobhead!"

And I'd slink off with me tail between my legs...

And then, a couple of weeks later after we smash you 3-2, I'd come back on this thread to take the piss again!



Haha, bow down to the vastly superior entity that is NUFC!



That'll teach Ba to leave us the cheeky twat! Broken nose as a result.

TOON, TOON, BLACK AND WHITE ARMY!

Originally Posted by khmen

Originally Posted by khmen

Originally Posted by Fluke

As with most premiership Clubs, there has been a change in the type of supporter who attends matches in the last 20 years, but that is due to the cost .
Going to a match these days, you wont get much change out of a 100 quid , and many supporters cannot afford to pay this every week .
Many working class supporters, where the traditional supporters come from, can no longer afford to attend matches

True, true, agree with all of that, and it is a shame.

However, I'm merely trying to spark a bit of friendly football rivalry banter and you seem thouroughly unwilling to participate.

You should be like "Fok off Khmen, who do you support then you wanker?"

And I'd be like, "Why, mighty, mighty Newcastle United of course!"

To which you'd respond "Hahahaha, you can jog right on then muppet, when's the last time you won anything?"

To which I'd respond "1955 FA cup, 1969 Fairs cup mate.", ashamedly.

You'd then say, "Well, stfu then knobhead!"

And I'd slink off with me tail between my legs...

And then, a couple of weeks later after we smash you 3-2, I'd come back on this thread to take the piss again!



Haha, bow down to the vastly superior entity that is NUFC!



That'll teach Ba to leave us the cheeky twat! Broken nose as a result.

TOON, TOON, BLACK AND WHITE ARMY!

So the highlight of Newcastles season is beating a team at home 3-2 who cannot beat Swansea, QPR or Brentford ?
I recall when Jimmy Floyd Hasslebaink left Chelsea and when he returned, the Chelsea supporters sang his name and even applauded when he scored against Chelsea .
Thats gratitude for his services whilst playing for Chelsea .
Demba left Newcastle because he didnt want to end up like Alan Shearer , a player who had World class ability , but won hardly any medals , like a Matt Le Tisseir , great players playing in the local fish pond, but didnt want to move to the aquarium . Local heroes , but could have become World heroes. But didnt because they choose not to join big clubs .
Shearer must look at his trophy cabinet at home and think how full it would have been if he had joined Man U . Yes, he has morals, but no medals .
Thats why you take great delight in beating Chelsea, because you dont have much to take delight in, apart from players getting broken noses and fat geordie bastards taking their tops of and showing their fat guts off like it was some kind of trophy

^ You're getting there, should have mentioned Sunderland being higher in the table in there somewhere though

Originally Posted by Fluke

So the highlight of Newcastles season is beating a team at home 3-2 who cannot beat Swansea, QPR or Brentford ? I recall when Jimmy Floyd Hasslebaink left Chelsea and when he returned, the Chelsea supporters sang his name and even applauded when he scored against Chelsea . Thats gratitude for his services whilst playing for Chelsea . Demba left Newcastle because he didnt want to end up like Alan Shearer , a player who had World class ability , but won hardly any medals , like a Matt Le Tisseir , great players playing in the local fish pond, but didnt want to move to the aquarium . Local heroes , but could have become World heroes. But didnt because they choose not to join big clubs . Shearer must look at his trophy cabinet at home and think how full it would have been if he had joined Man U . Yes, he has morals, but no medals . Thats why you take great delight in beating Chelsea, because you dont have much to take delight in, apart from players getting broken noses and fat geordie bastards taking their tops of and showing their fat guts off like it was some kind of trophy

Wahey! Finally got a rise out of the miserablist Chelski fans!

Look, we're real fans. We consistently pack out our ground with genuine fans every single game, despite being fucking crap, despite consistently underperforming, despite never winning anything.

THAT is a real fucking football team, that is football - being constantly disappointed but still turning up to watch your team lose, week after week, year after year. Football is not getting a rich sugar daddy in to buy your way to sucess.

Also re Shearer - THAT is a real fucking footballer, who chooses to play for his boyhood team over the £££ and the glory. Modern day footballers are greedy fucks and have no loyalty to anything. Wait, as soon as Roman gets bored of you and the money dries up just watch all your overpaid overrated primadonnas and "fans" disappear into the ether...

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU WERE SHIT!!!!

I don't like Man United, but at least Fergie dedicated himself to them and developed an excellent youth system which has paid him back ten times over...that, as much as I dislike them, is also a real club.

Man City, Chelski and the ilk...nah, ruinous influence on the game and they attract the type of fickle glory supporter wanker fans they deserve.

Originally Posted by Koojo

Originally Posted by ltnt

^Your subjects don't play football, they play soccer, you twunt.

Actually they play soccer as little kids, then graduate to football.

Ya mean handball, doncha?

Originally Posted by khmen

Originally Posted by Fluke

So the highlight of Newcastles season is beating a team at home 3-2 who cannot beat Swansea, QPR or Brentford ? I recall when Jimmy Floyd Hasslebaink left Chelsea and when he returned, the Chelsea supporters sang his name and even applauded when he scored against Chelsea . Thats gratitude for his services whilst playing for Chelsea . Demba left Newcastle because he didnt want to end up like Alan Shearer , a player who had World class ability , but won hardly any medals , like a Matt Le Tisseir , great players playing in the local fish pond, but didnt want to move to the aquarium . Local heroes , but could have become World heroes. But didnt because they choose not to join big clubs . Shearer must look at his trophy cabinet at home and think how full it would have been if he had joined Man U . Yes, he has morals, but no medals . Thats why you take great delight in beating Chelsea, because you dont have much to take delight in, apart from players getting broken noses and fat geordie bastards taking their tops of and showing their fat guts off like it was some kind of trophy

Wahey! Finally got a rise out of the miserablist Chelski fans!

Look, we're real fans. We consistently pack out our ground with genuine fans every single game, despite being fucking crap, despite consistently underperforming, despite never winning anything.

THAT is a real fucking football team, that is football - being constantly disappointed but still turning up to watch your team lose, week after week, year after year. Football is not getting a rich sugar daddy in to buy your way to sucess.

Also re Shearer - THAT is a real fucking footballer, who chooses to play for his boyhood team over the £££ and the glory. Modern day footballers are greedy fucks and have no loyalty to anything. Wait, as soon as Roman gets bored of you and the money dries up just watch all your overpaid overrated primadonnas and "fans" disappear into the ether...

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN YOU WERE SHIT!!!!

I don't like Man United, but at least Fergie dedicated himself to them and developed an excellent youth system which has paid him back ten times over...that, as much as I dislike them, is also a real club.

Man City, Chelski and the ilk...nah, ruinous influence on the game and they attract the type of fickle glory supporter wanker fans they deserve.

A reality check for you . Newcastle do not pack their ground every week , there are ALWAYS thousands of empty seats at the Sportsdirect.com arena , The Sportsdirect.com arena holds 52.000 people and Newcastles average attendance this season is 48 000 which equals thousands of empty seats every game .
Newcastle may have a large folowing tin Newcastle, that is becaiuse you are a one team town , Chelsea have three other Premiership teams within walking distance and thats only South West London, MNorth London has Arsenal and Spurs whilst East London has West ham , there is also Millwall , Orient Crystal Palace and Brentford in London , whilst Newcastle just has Newcastle .
Alan Shearer didnt join Newcastle out of loyalty , he believed that Newcastle were about to eclipse Man U , unfortunately for him, he was wrong , I stil recall him saying that "This isnt the dream that Kevin Keegan sold me " . He went for the precived glory ....and got none . Wrong call Alan .
Man U a proper team that develops youth ? Ferdinand 30M , Rooney 25M ,De Gea18M , Carrick 18 M , Van Persie 28M , Zaha 15 M , Nani 17 M.
Roman getting bored ? , you ve been saying that for ten years now