Thread: Belgian footballer sent off for kicking ball boy

Originally Posted by khmen

Originally Posted by Fluke

Actually, the problems arose because a Man was sent to do a boys job . "English Football, no glory"? Chelsea , European Champions

Ah, so you're a Chelski fan eh? Where you from? China? Delhi? Timbuktu?

South West London , walking distance to the ground and ex season ticket holder and was going to games when I was still at school.
That has shut you right up
(P.S. "ski" is Polish, not Russian )

^Fuck me, you must be the single Londoner still in existence who supports Chelski, every other cvnt is a Chink, Indian, darkie or a glory supporter! Well done, you must enjoy going to games nowadays, Stamford Bridge is like our multicultural society in microcosm.

Originally Posted by khmen

^Fuck me, you must be the single Londoner still in existence who supports Chelski, every other cvnt is a Chink, Indian, darkie or a glory supporter! Well done, you must enjoy going to games nowadays, Stamford Bridge is like our multicultural society in microcosm.

Currently F.A Cup holders and European Champions .

Originally Posted by Fluke

also, if Swansea fans wanted to confront any of the players, they could quite easily have ran onto and across across the pitch or confronted them as they left the pitch .

This is true, and i can't believe i forgot to mention it whilst i was taking the piss.

Spartak Chelski new badge.

Originally Posted by Fluke

Currently F.A Cup holders and European Champions

Originally Posted by khmen

^Fuck me, you must be the single Londoner still in existence who supports Chelski, every other cvnt is a Chink, Indian, darkie or a glory supporter! Well done, you must enjoy going to games nowadays, Stamford Bridge is like our multicultural society in microcosm.

Giving a estimate , I would say that the crowd at Chelsea is 90 % White British , 5 % ethnic British, 4% Chelsea fans from Europe (they come on coaches from Belgium, Holland etc etc) and 1 % tourist . The tourists get tickets when they book packages from Thomas Cook or book into the Chelsea hotel on matchdays .

^Oh, OK. And what percentage would you say are fans from before you got your sugar daddy, and what percentage are glory supporting wankers? To be generous, I'd say 1% old-school to 99% cvnt.

Originally Posted by Fluke

Giving a estimate , I would say that the crowd at Chelsea is 90 % White British , 5 % ethnic British, 4% Chelsea fans from Europe (they come on coaches from Belgium, Holland etc etc) and 1 % tourist . The tourists get tickets when they book packages from Thomas Cook or book into the Chelsea hotel on matchdays .

Always best to have a quik kip before posting a quik quip.

Originally Posted by khmen

^Oh, OK. And what percentage would you say are fans from before you got your sugar daddy, and what percentage are glory supporting wankers? To be generous, I'd say 1% old-school to 99% cvnt.

As with most premiership Clubs, there has been a change in the type of supporter who attends matches in the last 20 years, but that is due to the cost .
Going to a match these days, you wont get much change out of a 100 quid , and many supporters cannot afford to pay this every week .
Many working class supporters, where the traditional supporters come from, can no longer afford to attend matches

Are you in Thailand Fluke?

You sound like you haven't got laid in a long...


long...


timeski.

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Are you in Thailand Fluke?

You sound like you haven't got laid in a long...


long...


timeski.

Do try to explain how you came to that conclusion .

Originally Posted by Fluke

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Are you in Thailand Fluke?

You sound like you haven't got laid in a long...


long...


timeski.

Do try to explain how you came to that conclusion .

I am no expert.
But maybe the testicles over the shoulders is a give away.

Please, let Chairman Mao try and give a logical explanation

Originally Posted by Fluke

Originally Posted by khmen

^Oh, OK. And what percentage would you say are fans from before you got your sugar daddy, and what percentage are glory supporting wankers? To be generous, I'd say 1% old-school to 99% cvnt.

As with most premiership Clubs, there has been a change in the type of supporter who attends matches in the last 20 years, but that is due to the cost .
Going to a match these days, you wont get much change out of a 100 quid , and many supporters cannot afford to pay this every week .
Many working class supporters, where the traditional supporters come from, can no longer afford to attend matches

True, true, agree with all of that, and it is a shame.

However, I'm merely trying to spark a bit of friendly football rivalry banter and you seem thouroughly unwilling to participate.

You should be like "Fok off Khmen, who do you support then you wanker?"

And I'd be like, "Why, mighty, mighty Newcastle United of course!"

To which you'd respond "Hahahaha, you can jog right on then muppet, when's the last time you won anything?"

To which I'd respond "1955 FA cup, 1969 Fairs cup mate.", ashamedly.

You'd then say, "Well, stfu then knobhead!"

And I'd slink off with me tail between my legs...

Come on old chap, be a sport!

I really really don't understand.
Ballboy?
is this tennisball?

Only faggots call it soccer mate........so go get some length.

Originally Posted by flashbang

Only faggots call it soccer mate........so go get some length.

"Soccer" is an abbreviation of Association Football , which is the original for Football, dating back to the 1900's

Originally Posted by Koojo

Originally Posted by khmen

Originally Posted by Fluke

Originally Posted by khmen

^Oh, OK. And what percentage would you say are fans from before you got your sugar daddy, and what percentage are glory supporting wankers? To be generous, I'd say 1% old-school to 99% cvnt.

As with most premiership Clubs, there has been a change in the type of supporter who attends matches in the last 20 years, but that is due to the cost .
Going to a match these days, you wont get much change out of a 100 quid , and many supporters cannot afford to pay this every week .
Many working class supporters, where the traditional supporters come from, can no longer afford to attend matches

True, true, agree with all of that, and it is a shame.

However, I'm merely trying to spark a bit of friendly football rivalry banter and you seem thouroughly unwilling to participate.

You should be like "Fok off Khmen, who do you support then you wanker?"

And I'd be like, "Why, mighty, mighty Newcastle United of course!"

To which you'd respond "Hahahaha, you can jog right on then muppet, when's the last time you won anything?"

To which I'd respond "1955 FA cup, 1969 Fairs cup mate.", ashamedly.

You'd then say, "Well, stfu then knobhead!"

And I'd slink off with me tail between my legs...

Come on old chap, be a sport!

Listen you stupid faggot boys.
It doesn't matter what club you support. it's soccer, a girls game.
At my school, if you played soccer you got picked on for being a faggoty girl.
So no need to bicker like a pair of fucking girls about which girls football club you support.
Do you get it faggots?
Why don't you two just accept it that you're gay, your football clubs are gay, and soccer is a girls game and go and curl up into a 69 and suck each other off like good little gay soccer girls and stop bothering the grownups.
is it too much to ask for fucks sake?

So how was your Vietnam experience? Have any long standing effects ?

Excellent work, you've quoted about 60 lines of text to add one line.

A record, of sorts.

:clap1:

Originally Posted by Fluke

"Soccer" is an abbreviation of Association Football , which is the original for Football, dating back to the 1900's

Brilliant.
Cost me a gobfull of coffee mind, but well worth it.

Well Fluke, it seems other people could clearly understand what I was saying......

Originally Posted by Koojo

Listen you stupid faggot boys. It doesn't matter what club you support. it's soccer, a girls game. At my school, if you played soccer you got picked on for being a faggoty girl. So no need to bicker like a pair of fucking girls about which girls football club you support. Do you get it faggots? Why don't you two just accept it that you're gay, your football clubs are gay, and soccer is a girls game and go and curl up into a 69 and suck each other off like good little gay soccer girls and stop bothering the grownups. is it too much to ask for fucks sake?

What's your sport then Koojo? Netball? Field Hockey? Or, are you an egg chasing rugby bender? I'm betting egg chasing rugby bender myself....you do know that hugging other men and fondling peoples balls in scrums is infinitely more queer, right?


In all seriousness though, you are right: Football has been completely poofterised in recent years, most top level players nowadays are effeminate little mincers and the rolling round acting hurt and diving is an embarrasment to watch. Half the skinny little benders playing today would never have made it in the past, they'd have been told they were too small and weak.


Bring back the good old days of the 70's and 80's I say, when big fat pie eating alcoholic players could actually go in for a full contact tackle, before the influence of all the continental poofters ruined things.