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    Fred The Psychic Euro Cup Ferret

    Does anyone have a link to or know exactly how we can see Fred's predictions?

    Also how long before the game is he going to do it? I wasn't planning and staying up for the late games so if he could do it a few hours in advance and let me know that would be great.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Fresh Prince
    Does anyone have a link to or know exactly how we can see Fred's predictions?
    Try his agent.


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    This is serious stuff Withnall. No time for jokes.


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    Euro 2012: Psychic animals unite against John Terry
    June 8, 2012



    Euro News: Poland’s Citta the psychic elephant, Ukraine’s Soothsayer Hog and Fred the Ferret, as well as Sussex-based Nicholas the Llama – have combined forces to predict that John Terry will make an utter tit of himself during the upcoming European Championships.



    Following the success of Paul the Octopus in the last World Cup, the powerful cabal of animal psychics that now control betting patterns during major sporting events have joined together in a universal prediction of condemnation of the former England captain.

    Separately viewing Terry on TV whilst being asked whether he would behave like a tit in the future – off or on the pitch – the animals all urinated copiously and stamped their paws or hooves. The elephant also did a massive dump, although a Krakow zookeeper said this may have been because Wayne Rooney’s face had entirely filled the screen immediately after Terry had appeared.

    The passing of water and stamping is seen as an unqualified sign that these animals foresee Terry will do something stupid – like kicking an opposing player in the back in full view of the linesman, or sleeping with a team-mate’s wife – in full view of her husband.

    Major bookmakers in the UK have all now suspended betting at 2-1 on whether the Chelsea captain ‘will behave like a major twat within the next 12 months.’

    Story+Image: Nick Tolson

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    Apparently the Dutch faced racist chants and monkey noises during a public training session. Sky wanted to talk to an England player about it, so they were given Joe Hart.

    I think it would have been much funnier if John Terry was asked for his comments.

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    England Euro 2012 wins predicted by Sussex-based llama


    England will be crowned the winners of Euro 2012.

    But that’s not the opinion of The Argus – that’s the opinion of Nicholas the llama.

    The match-predicting creature has been at it again after he correctly revealed that Chelsea would win last month’s Champions League final.

    Since that prediction, Nicholas shot to worldwide fame.

    Linda Johnson is the owner of the Ashdown Llama Park, where Nicholas lives.

    She said: “We’ve had so much attention at the llama park since Nicholas’ first set of predictions.

    “We’ve even had a call from the Beijing Evening News. At this point nothing would surprise us – but I have to say his latest prediction did come as a bit of a shock.


    http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/97507...ama/?ref=mmnpg
    “Here’s hoping that he’s right again and retains his 100% record.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey
    But that’s not the opinion of The Argus – that’s the opinion of Nicholas the llama.
    Nicholas is a shit name for a llama.

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    ^If England wins, they can call him whatever they want...

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