Thread: At what stage will England be KO'd of Euro 2012?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Fucked against France in the first game if you ask me.

Don't worry, we'll see to Le Coq's in the second round... the cheating garlic munching cowards.

look at the state of this bunch ..
just does not inspire confidence
Immigrant heavy too-
might as well have had all the black lads on the front row, at least it would look more aesthetically pleasing

Originally Posted by Ancient Future

Ancient Future Guest Posts: n/a As an Englishman I'd like the team to do well, but realistically I think it's go home after the group stages

This is the only time I have ever seen the name ancient future and is what I was referring to. Now lets see where I hounded him off another thread.

Post up the link!!!!!!!!! Cant because there is none, and you made it all up.

Might just be me, but man that picture isn't easy on the eyes.

What's with the pitch black background, and the awful black and white striped ties?

Looks kinda solemn, perfect for getting off the plane into the rainy, dull British summer while looking sad after not scoring a single goal in their three matches.

Originally Posted by blue

Immigrant heavy too-

Agreed. Fucking Sais should never have been allowed to settle!

Just look at the head on Milner.

Jermain Defoe's gone home, his father died.

That's obviously very sad. I won't make a comment about how there's no need for him to change out of the England suit for the funeral.

Apparently he'll be back for the tournament.

The tournament starts tomorrow. You think he'll miss his dad's funeral?

I haven't updated my team yet, I'm wondering if I should just leave the random pick and see how it falls.

I'd rather go to my own funeral than play in that football team.



( Although, very sorry for the boy, his Dad must have been young )

How can England lose with 'Roy the Redeemer' at the helm?

100ft statue of Roy Hodgson visible from France erected on the white cliffs of Dover | Mail Online

A 100 feet statue featuring the face of England football manager Roy Hodgson has been unveiled on the white cliffs of Dover today.

Created in the style of the world famous Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, it has been named 'Roy the Redeemer' to bring hope to England supporters ahead of Euro 2012.
Bookmakers Paddy Power, who are behind the stunt, said it will encourage England fans who think their team needs divine intervention.

The structure, which took a team of engineers two months to create and one week to install, is visible from France

^

At least it should be easy for them to tie a big noose around his neck and burn him when he's public enemy number one in a week or two.

Or push it over those white cliffs

Ok next week it will be coming down

Just thought I'd dig up this Nugget

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

The fact is that Ireland will end up with more points than England in their Euro 2012 group games, despite having a much harder group, and will go further than them in the tournament.

I shouldn't tempt fate really, but couldn't resist



Well, Ireland, that's what you get for giving us Jedward..

Karma's a bitch

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

The fact is that Ireland will end up with more points than England in their Euro 2012 group games, despite having a much harder group, and will go further than them in the tournament.

Way to go Mao.....bold I must say....stick to the tits 'n' bums threads where you really are on top of your game.

Draw against Sweden, must win game against ukraine, will win in dull fashion then go out when they meet a decent team in the KO stage.....regular as clockwork England.

The pikey rejects are fucking shit, get back to your caravans u fucking muppets!!!

Originally Posted by Bobcock

Way to go Mao.....bold I must say....stick to the tits 'n' bums threads where you really are on top of your game.

Dodgy, sub-par refs.

Did you join up the fantasy league or are you still crying about it from two years ago. ... I was top after the first round btw, and no doubt will be after the next round too.

Now who to support England or Sweden ?
English team is full :
of scared stiff chickens ,
racist surly and arrogant gezeers -especially the immigrants [ and that is half the team... ]

Tonight's tactics ? well It's the ' Andy --big man in the box--Carrol ' attack
ie ,no passing , just hoof it up the pitch , so long as the ball is airborne it's good
The target and landing zone is the Swedish box - the mixer
Once in there , they hope it bounces off someone and into the net and becomes
I - O , euphoria !!
but then the realization they might actually win hits home
and they shit thier pants
defend deeper and deeper all the while wearing that pained expression.

No way i'm falling for going to a bar and watching that crap, wearing a plastic union jack bowler hat ,
besides I have 2 Swedish players in my fantasy football team ..
so come on my ayrian friends !!
and KO our diverse 'n' chickenly England team




forecast - Sweden 4 - England 1

Originally Posted by blue

No way i'm falling for going to a bar and watching that crap

Boy did you miss a good nite

When Hodgson reached the Europa Final with Fulham, he beat Ukranians in Donetsk, beat the Italians in the next round and defeated the Germans in the semis....oh, then lost to Spanish in the final.

^ I'd settle for that with this side!