At what stage will England be KO'd of Euro 2012?

**daveboy** · 04-06-2012, 03:06 PM

I can see England winning it look hard to beat at the minute and will probably sneak a few one nils along the way.

**can123** · 04-06-2012, 03:22 PM

^

My auntie must have dropped you on your head.

**alwarner** · 04-06-2012, 03:33 PM

!!!

**harrybarracuda** · 04-06-2012, 03:47 PM

Cahill's out with a broken jaw, Kelly is in, that's England's defence fucked.

And Rio is bleating that he hasn't been called up.

He doesn't seem to realise he's an aging, injury prone fuckwit.

**Kwang** · 04-06-2012, 03:59 PM

OOdles of experience but

**Marmite the Dog** · 04-06-2012, 04:40 PM

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

That group will be:
Spain
Ireland
Croatia
Italy

So, let me get this straight...

When England pick a team of second rate English players, they'll get nowhere, but when Ireland pick a team of third rate English players, they'll do better?

Pikey logic?

**jizzybloke** · 04-06-2012, 04:44 PM

Duran Duran are doing the England song for this Euro campaign,

His name is Rio and he watches from the stand

**Bettyboo** · 04-06-2012, 05:10 PM

^ good one, mate.

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Not looking good for England... Lampard, Cahill and Barry out, Carrick not making himself available, Ferdinand

Shite and underperformer, okay, shite and non-performer and shite and error prone. Only Cahill is a loss to this squad.

Now, that guy that shats himself, Lineacre; he has done okay for himself:

No wonder hs is smiling...

**Chairman Mao** · 04-06-2012, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Cahill's out with a broken jaw, Kelly is in, that's England's defence fucked.

And Rio is bleating that he hasn't been called up.

He doesn't seem to realise he's an aging, injury prone fuckwit.

Kelly made 12 PL appearances last season.

Rio made 38 appearances in all competitions, and started the last 16 PL games.

**Chairman Mao** · 04-06-2012, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

That group will be:
Spain
Ireland
Croatia
Italy

So, let me get this straight...

When England pick a team of second rate English players, they'll get nowhere, but when Ireland pick a team of third rate English players, they'll do better?

Just look at the last five meetings between them.

Irish wins: 2 (though one had to be canceled before the final whistle due to the English children throwing a tantrum)

Draws: 3

English win: 0. (yes, that's zero).

Four of out that five were competitive World Cup, European Championship, or qualification matches.

The fact is that Ireland will end up with more points than England in their Euro 2012 group games, despite having a much harder group, and will go further than them in the tournament.

**daveboy** · 04-06-2012, 06:35 PM

Can't see the paddies getting a point.

**Chairman Mao** · 04-06-2012, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by daveboy

Can't see the paddies getting a point.

Well you do seem to on the ball.

Originally Posted by daveboy

I can see England winning it.

**harrybarracuda** · 05-06-2012, 01:55 AM

FFS who gives a fuck what that witless twat Ferdinand says on Twatter?

He's a useless pile of shit.

**nigelandjan** · 05-06-2012, 02:33 AM

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Lineker shat his pants during the Irish game in Italia '90.

That would have been the highlight of that campaign

**nigelandjan** · 05-06-2012, 02:36 AM

Originally Posted by taxexile

the players probably dont give a damn about playing for their country.

If we go back in their family tree far enough that would highlight the problem ,, In fact they DO care about their Country thats why they play like monkeys with an English kit on .

Are we allowed to say "English " anymore ?

**can123** · 05-06-2012, 02:46 AM

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Are we allowed to say "English " anymore ?

Yes, yes, please say "English" as many times as you like. Just don't even hint that this team is a British one. Thank God it's the Queen's Jubilee today. Poor bugger deserves better than this bunch of twats representing her.

**harrybarracuda** · 05-06-2012, 12:06 PM

The Oirish managed a draw against Hungary last night.

**The Master Cool** · 05-06-2012, 01:16 PM

^ 13 or 14 games unbeaten now. Given was outstanding apparently, and O'Shea played the full 90 after coming back from some injury.

I can see Italy and Croatia getting a bit of a shock too I have to say. Not saying they'll make it out of the group, but think it will be a lot closer than people (automatically) think. First game against Croatia is vital for them.

It would be quite a surprise if England don't have a shocker of a tournament, you never know though, someone like Welbeck could be great and do something special in the first two games, get everyone confident and then alongside Rooney take them through to the latter stages.

**harrybarracuda** · 05-06-2012, 02:56 PM

Fucked against France in the first game if you ask me.

**daveboy** · 05-06-2012, 03:34 PM

^
1-0 to England.

**harrybarracuda** · 05-06-2012, 03:36 PM

Not with that defence.

**Jesus Jones** · 05-06-2012, 04:07 PM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

^ Got one what?

He's got a football. Bloody hell!

If it's on early, who gives a shit if England get kicked. Not worth staying up for.

**withnallstoke** · 05-06-2012, 05:01 PM

John Terry will still lift the cup, regardless of who wins it.

**Bobcock** · 05-06-2012, 05:22 PM

Who's kit will he be wearing?

**Chairman Mao** · 05-06-2012, 05:45 PM

^ The one he nicked off the neighbour's washing line.

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