This is supposed to be a joke, but actually he talks a lot of sense (especially his closing remark...):
Waiting for Stewart Lee to do this one:
A Referendum walks into a bar and asks for a pint, and sits at the bar drinking all day.
Eventually closing time approaches, and the barman says, "sorry mate, it's time to leave",
The Referendum says, "oh, no, please can I stay a bit longer, and have a lock-in?"
The barman says "why should I? I didn't give that to the last couple of Referendums that were in here, what makes you so special?"
"Oh that's easy", says the Referendum, "I didn't know I was in a pub, I didn't know what I was ordering, I didn't know how it would be delivered"
The barman says, "well, none of the previous Referendums complained when I called time... sorry mate, I have to apply the same rules to everyone"
The Referendum responds emotionally, "in that case, I'm going to smash your bar up!"
The barman says, “that's alright, this bar is fictional, and all your pints were advisory”.
...and with an imaginary puff of smoke, the barman, the bar, and the comedic construct disappeared, and the Referendum was left in a permanent state of limbo for all eternity on the internet to contemplate his existential purpose.
Dedicated to my forum buddy bsnubbie ...
Black guy looks a bit out of place...
^ not bad, but I think I can do better:
She plays the piano too...
Before you ask: YouTube
^Very talented lady indeed Betty and she is welcome to come round and tickle my ivories any day of the week!
These guys must be up there somewhere.
^ you are a bad man, Bogon...
When I lived in Thailand, I thought it was the worst, most inane TV I'd ever seen. But, Korea runs it close with total and utter shite:
I've found myself watching a few of these recently:
Not much particular interest in dash cams or seeing crashes and near misses but there is something that I find incredibly amusing about hearing Aussies go off on foul-mouthed tirades.
A famous building in Paris being explored - the fella seems to be comfortable with heights...
I'd really like to walk along this, one day...
Provisional cart yee say?
Nice tats btw. Makes one wonder just how many miles are on that chassis. Not for me but for a good friend of course.
An extraordinary you tube. Bless who ever has the power to bless, him.
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