Dinner

**hallelujah** · 02-06-2023, 12:53 AM

That burnt American food looks ok, Chitty.

How many went down with food poisoning though?

**dirk diggler** · 02-06-2023, 12:57 AM

Looks good to me.

Dog say's ditch the spinach or no deal.

**helge** · 02-06-2023, 01:05 AM

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

spinach

Not food for humans

**Joe 90** · 02-06-2023, 01:07 AM

Originally Posted by helge

Not food for humans

Never did Popeye any harm

**Joe 90** · 02-06-2023, 01:09 AM

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Looks good to me.

Dog say's ditch the spinach or no deal.

The dog has a belly like poisoned pup, he puked up then went back and ate it 5 minutes later.

**malmomike77** · 02-06-2023, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I present through hallowed Doors of Teak....

The Aoiloi pesto, humour and spinach burger...

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Naturally there were a few other culinary delights on the bbq..

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you are joking?

**helge** · 02-06-2023, 01:12 AM

Originally Posted by helge

humans

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Never did Popeye any harm

American wasn't he ?

**Joe 90** · 02-06-2023, 01:12 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

That burnt American food looks ok, Chitty.

How many went down with food poisoning though?

None so far although the eldest destroyed the toilet with a three flush monster .

First good ole "Q" in a couple of years.

God bless Louisiana

**Joe 90** · 02-06-2023, 01:15 AM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

you are joking?

What's not to like?
Chinese pork loin steaks
Piri piri flaming chicken legs
Louisiana tex mex burger with a chit twist.
Seattle baked spud without the beans.

I'm as serious a cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer

**Joe 90** · 02-06-2023, 01:17 AM

Originally Posted by helge

American wasn't he ?

I stand corrected.

Olive was worth a jump though.

**helge** · 02-06-2023, 01:19 AM

You Brute !

**Joe 90** · 02-06-2023, 01:30 AM

......

**Bonecollector** · 02-06-2023, 01:44 AM

Nice marg and garlic bread in the park with my daughter after a long days work!

**DrWilly** · 02-06-2023, 02:26 AM

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

How about some smoked fish poached in milk and butter with some garlic, onion and shrooms, served over a gammon steak?

Not sure where that came from but sounds pretty good to me.

Risotto?

Stroganoff?

Goulash? (Looking forward to trying my hand at this one after getting stuck into it in Hungary)

Get some tortilla wraps in, you can make fajitas, burritos, quesadillas, pizzas... Get the kids making their own pizzas, my kids love it.

Try some Thai dishes, very easy.

Smoked sausage stir fry?

Stovies?

Corned beef hash?

Carbonara?

Home made burgers?

Beef Stew?

Meat Skewers?

Try a curry?

Food for thought

Roast chicken.

korean bbq (fun to do at home)

pasta and prawns

spaghetti meatballs

just buy a Jamie Oliver cookbook and work through the recipies

**DrWilly** · 02-06-2023, 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by Mendip

OK then, no more contentious talk.

Twas the daughter's 12th Birthday today and we went to the premier Swiss restaurant in town for lunch. Chez Andy is an old friend and it was good to catch up.

Unbeknown to me, the guys at Chez Andy organised a cake for my lovely young daughter, once they heard it was her Birthday. I've sometimes tried to hide her name but I guess the cake says it all. The guys at Chez Andy did way more for my lovely daughter's 12th Birthday than her own twat of a mother, who went drinking with her dead-headed, sponging, retarded, chicken-headed friends.

Fukk me, I despise them all with a passion.

But anyway...

Happy Birthday Jess! I love you to bits!

Thankfully her mother's genes are too lazy to run strong.

But this is where it's really at!

Anyone can have cake.

Only special kids get Birthday steak and kidney pie... with peas!

Happy birthday Lil Mendy

**dirk diggler** · 02-06-2023, 03:12 AM

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Jamie Oliver

Fk that traitorous dribbling retarded cnt.

Anyone else.

**DrWilly** · 02-06-2023, 03:36 AM

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Fk that traitorous dribbling retarded cnt.

Anyone else.

You dont have to like the fella to use his books. The recipes are darn easy, fast to make and use easy to buy ingredients.

**Joe 90** · 02-06-2023, 03:40 AM

I bet he doesn't do his own washing up the dribbling afterbirth puddle.

**dirk diggler** · 02-06-2023, 03:53 AM

BRU DESERVE IT Jamie Oliver branded ‘lettuce shagger’ by Irn-Bru fans as his Glasgow and Edinburgh restaurants are axed along with 20 others across UK

SCOTS appear to have taken great delight in Jamie Oliver's restaurant empire collapse - claiming it's karma for "ruining Irn-Bru and two-for-one pizza deals".

Furious punters remain irate at the sugar tax introduced in part by the telly chef.

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Jamie Oliver's restaurant empire is into administrationCredit: AP:Associated PressHe called for the government to introduce the tax to curb the obesity problem in today's youngsters.
He also had a hand in pizza deals being cut out as First Minister Nicola Sturgeon met him in a bid to axe cheap deals on foods high in fat, salt or sugar.
But social media this afternoon proved angry Scots don't forget after it was announced his businesses have plunged into administration - putting hundreds of jobs at risk.
And there was little sympathy for Oliver, 43, with many citing him as the main reason for "killing Irn-Bru".

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One person blasted: "That's what you get for making irn bru sh*** yer salad shagger".
Another fumed: "Jamie Oliver gon bust, that’s what ye get killing Irn bru and lucozade ya lettuce shagger".
One angry punter didn't hold back, saying: "Jamie Oliver’s restaurants going bust? Good, that’s what you get for ruining irn bru and original lucozade ya c***".
A fourth added: "Maybe next time don't try and outlaw pizza ya f***ing p**** LOL".

Jamie Oliver’s restaurant empire collapses into administration with Jamie’s Italian set to close in Glasgow and Edinburgh

We told how more than 1,300 jobs could go across the UK at the chef's 23 Jamie's Italian restaurants and 15 Barbecoa outlets.
The move comes as a huge blow to Oliver, who had earned a reputation as one of the industry's top entrepreneurs since bursting to fame as The Naked Chef in the late 1990s.
The dad-of-five opened his first Jamie's Italian in 2008 and saw rapid expansion across the UK in the early 2010s.

**DrWilly** · 02-06-2023, 03:57 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I bet he doesn't do his own washing up the dribbling afterbirth puddle.

Again, it's not about the bloke it's about BLD or other single parents such as yourself taking a gander at his recipes to make for the kids. Or get the kids making them. But use Australian Woman's Weekly Cookbook instead then, if you prefer.

**Bonecollector** · 02-06-2023, 03:59 AM

Bru is a national treasure

**dirk diggler** · 02-06-2023, 04:15 AM

Originally Posted by DrWilly

But use Australian Woman's Weekly Cookbook instead then, if you prefer.

Better.

Originally Posted by Bonecollector

Bru is a national treasure

It was. Unlike Schweppes, Independent family run IRN-BRU couldn't afford to pay the sugar tax that the cvnt had imposed on Scotland.

The result, every other soft drink still has full sugar content but had to take a financial hit, except IRN-BRU.

It's not the same.

TWAT.

No 2 for 1 pizzas. The cvnt has 5 kids, he should understand this, were it not for his £240 million bank roll and £6 million quid gaff.

**Bonecollector** · 02-06-2023, 04:21 AM

^ yea I remember hearing something about the Bru receipe having to change. The Barr original drinks were just as banging! They make a decent ginger beer

He's a wolly, that's probably the best word to describe him

**dirk diggler** · 02-06-2023, 04:25 AM

Haha

**Bonecollector** · 02-06-2023, 04:29 AM

Id like to go out on the piss with Gallagher and McEnroe

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