Dinner

**malmomike77** · 10-03-2023, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by bsnub

I need gas and jerky anyway.

**Stumpy** · 10-03-2023, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Oh, I do apologise...I thought he was being sarcastic about your haute cuisine frozen pork and kneaded onion stodge in capsaicin free peppers with lumpy mash

And don't forget the 2 or 3 cans of peas so carefully laid out around the meal.

**Mendip** · 10-03-2023, 08:43 PM

^ Frozen Talley's peas mate...

No-one eats canned peas these days.

**malmomike77** · 10-03-2023, 08:44 PM

I'm considering a trip to see my sister in Leicester. You've got to hand it to the Jocks - oi Diggler, you need to have a crack at making a Doner Kebab pie

British Pie Awards: '''Why I'''m aiming high with my doner kebab pie''' - BBC News

**Mendip** · 10-03-2023, 08:56 PM

^ Red Leicester is one of my favourite cheeses. I have a very old friend from Stoke (yeah, I know...) and many years ago he introduced me to this breakfast with oat cakes and this cheese sauce baked in the oven... and I'm sure he used Red Leicester.

I could be wrong of course.

**Mendip** · 10-03-2023, 09:07 PM

How the Mighty can fall.

Sorry PAG, but I can't maintain that standard for more than one night on the trot.

Tonight I finished up early, over imbibed, and despite it being a Friday night...

**Topper** · 10-03-2023, 09:14 PM

^ Hey Mendy, thanks for lowering the bar where I don't feel self conscious when posting up my efforts.

**Mendip** · 10-03-2023, 09:19 PM

^ My pleasure, Topper!

**Stumpy** · 10-03-2023, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ Frozen Talley's peas mate...

No-one eats canned peas these days.

So 2 bags then?

**Joe 90** · 10-03-2023, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by Mendip

yeah, I know

Nothing wrong with Stoke

I concur, red Leicester is my first choice .

I'm looking forward to this pepper taste test!!!

There is a noticeable difference between yellow,red and green.

Only the uncultured taste buds of Headworx et al could not differenciate

**PAG** · 10-03-2023, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by Mendip

How the Mighty can fall.

Sorry PAG, but I can't maintain that standard for more than one night on the trot.

Tonight I finished up early, over imbibed, and despite it being a Friday night...

Bless you my son, accept my ministrations and bask in the glory of what is good and just!!!!!!!!!

Deep intake of breath, and think about tomorrow......

**Bogon** · 10-03-2023, 10:59 PM

Thought you were gonna deglaze the Breville toaster with a hefty glug of Mont Clair for a minute!

Reaching new heights of TD culinary skills.

**malmomike77** · 11-03-2023, 12:17 AM

Originally Posted by Jack meoff

Go for it.

where are yee

**Joe 90** · 11-03-2023, 01:14 AM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

where are yee

Still pushing his tuk tuk back up to Inverness

**malmomike77** · 11-03-2023, 01:35 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Still pushing his tuk tuk back up to Inverness

he got jailed and they lost the keys - Jackie if you are tuned in just re-nic, life is too short and we need more humour to offset the antipodean dullness

**DrWilly** · 11-03-2023, 04:22 AM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Oh, I do apologise...I thought he was being sarcastic about your haute cuisine frozen pork and kneaded onion stodge in capsaicin free peppers with lumpy mash

**Joe 90** · 13-03-2023, 07:17 AM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

he got jailed and they lost the keys -

He got banned from different sub forums untill there were none to get banned from.

Think he couldn't be bothered after that.

Always good for a giggle was our Jacko.

**Mendip** · 15-03-2023, 08:09 PM

I may not be the perfect husband at times but I am the perfect son.

My elderly mum calls me from the UK on Whatsapp maybe twice a week, always at the same time and always just as I have put my meal down on the table.

"Is it a good time?"

"Yeah, all good mum!"

The daughter eats her meal as I watch mine go cold.

But, just to dispel the myth that my dogs are badly behaved... last night I chatted to my mum as my pork chop cooled on the replacement coffee table while my daughter munched into hers up on her pc while playing with friends. Modern life, I guess.

And the dogs completely ignored my cooling food.

Apple Sauce doesn't microwave well, but sometimes such measures are unavoidable.

I love these guys.

(and yes, I had to stick out my gut to support my laptop for the photo)

**DrWilly** · 16-03-2023, 01:46 AM

Damn, you’re brave posting that photo. I fear Cryille might tell you your gym equipment is broken again.

On a completely separate note the pork chop looks good, shame about the field of peas obscuring it.

The billy kids and I had a lamb lasagna since the missus was out (she hates lamb). It doesn’t look a master piece but I thought it tasted good. However my partners in crime both said it was ok but nothing special! Bladdy buggers. wonder why I bother!