Dinner

**Joe 90** · 20-01-2023, 01:09 AM

Tonight I have decided to go full on American!

Visited a local butcher and purchased a 16 Ounce prime 30 day matured steak.

I've seasoned it to within an inch of its life wrapped it in clingfilm and left it to flavour in the fridge.

For all the naysayers on here who say I've never eaten a proper steak and have debatable culinary skills,well tonight is the night!

**malmomike77** · 20-01-2023, 01:11 AM

The will be eating most of that

**Reg Dingle** · 20-01-2023, 01:17 AM

Originally Posted by [IMG

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Never trust anything that has the word special in it from a Chink or Paki

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Desperate Dan in Seattle will be thinking about dinner soon.

(with a side of spaghetti of course)

I had this amazing Mac and Cheese burger the other day

anyway..

That was the nuts

**malmomike77** · 20-01-2023, 01:21 AM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

That was the nuts

one step closer to type 1

**Reg Dingle** · 20-01-2023, 01:22 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Visited a local butcher and purchased a 16 Ounce prime

A prime what?
You still got the label?

**Joe 90** · 20-01-2023, 01:22 AM

I'm opening a book on whether Dill shits the bed tonight or not!

Lump on!

Best get a wiggle on with my Cowboy Dinner,kick off time is approaching.

Oh I'd rather be a paki than a yid

**Joe 90** · 20-01-2023, 01:24 AM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

A prime what?
You still got the label?

It came in a brown paper bag...

**Joe 90** · 20-01-2023, 03:07 AM

Hail mother of Cowboys, call me an ambulance.

Cooked well done to perfection..

Served with all the American sides on a dustbin sized plate for an American sized portion..

The money shot..

What do you reckon cousin's across the pond?

Do I deserve a Green card?

God bless America

**helge** · 20-01-2023, 03:15 AM

They'll hang and quarter you for that.

"It's so un-aesthetic"

**hallelujah** · 20-01-2023, 03:25 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Hail mother of Cowboys, call me an ambulance.

Cooked well done to perfection..

Served with all the American sides on a dustbin sized plate for an American sized portion..

The money shot..

What do you reckon cousin's across the pond?

Do I deserve a Green card?

God bless America

Just you wait until the cowboys see that!

**helge** · 20-01-2023, 03:29 AM

He is furthermore posting his...provocations while the footie is on.

**Joe 90** · 20-01-2023, 03:37 AM

Originally Posted by helge

He is furthermore posting his...provocations while the footie is on.

Who said Cowboys can't multitask

**hallelujah** · 20-01-2023, 03:46 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Who said Cowboys can't multitask

You might want to get back in the kitchen the way things are going on the pitch.

**DrWilly** · 20-01-2023, 03:47 AM

Oh my lord. Where do I start?

**hallelujah** · 20-01-2023, 03:51 AM

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Oh my lord. Where do I start?

I'd start with a few chips, a slice of steak on the fork and then dip them in the beans.

You don't want to be in a position come the end of the meal where you are left with a surplus of beans and nothing to mop them up with though.

**DrWilly** · 20-01-2023, 04:03 AM

Yeah, nah.

questionable cut/lump of steak (is it a tri tip? Or the off cut of a tenderloin?) No visible fat.l or marbling. only seasoned for two hours. Cooked to well done. Beans. Burnt, soggy chips. Mayo and dead horse on the steak.

**helge** · 20-01-2023, 04:06 AM

Trying to unsee Chitty's ....fusion-meals, I don't see much mention of Veal Roast on this fine thread.

One of my favorites

**Joe 90** · 20-01-2023, 05:08 AM

Originally Posted by helge

Veal Roast on this fine thread.

Leave it with me, i like a bit of Veal with my baked beans.

**helge** · 20-01-2023, 05:28 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

i like a bit of Veal with my baked beans.

Use two plates then, Multitasker

**Stumpy** · 20-01-2023, 06:06 AM

WITFH is that garbage Joe. I am with DW

Firstly that is a hunk of stew meat. Yep. You cube it and slow cook for a day so you can eat it without getting a cramp in your jaw from gnawing on it. You don't Fry it. Bet your dog couldn't even chew that.

Secondly nothing American about that meal at all so don't try and pawn it off as such. It's your meal and should be scrapped into the trash and discarded as hazardous waste..

With meals like that I understand why Hal thinks steaks are not that good.

**helge** · 20-01-2023, 06:12 AM

That went well

**Joe 90** · 20-01-2023, 06:13 AM

That's a tad harsh Stumps!

I was of the opinion that was a green card carrying all round American Dream dinner.

I await more input from our American brothers and sisters

**Stumpy** · 20-01-2023, 06:18 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

That's a tad harsh Stumps!

But I posted it with love and hugs.....

Did ya toss it in the trash?

**aging one** · 20-01-2023, 06:25 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I await more input from our American brothers and sisters

Lost all credibility Joe. That meal was a disaster. Leaving the piece of meat out we have the grease laden limp chips. Credibility gone.

**Joe 90** · 20-01-2023, 06:26 AM

Originally Posted by helge

That went well

I personally think that meal would not be out of place in a Manhattan pretentious eatery on sale for $100 or Bob's country diner in Alabama for $19.99.
Alas a taste of American cost me a mere $10 in blighty

Would be interesting to hear Bsnubs and AgingOnes reviews of my traditional American steak dinner.

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