Remind me to walk up wind from you.
Beans beans
The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you toot!
If you like chips, or fries as we call them in the civilized world, get yourself a fry cutter
I got one, and it works brilliantly. Wash a potato well, no need to peal the skin if you like. put it in the press and in a couple of seconds you have fresh fries .
IMO, the frozen fries we buy at the store do not compare.