Thread: Dinner

Welcome to the TD dinner party!
Dills in charge of after main course entertainment

Hals gonna start a thread soon about the benefits of drinking ones own piss.

Your legacy lives on Earl

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Hals obviously had too much nose sherbert, lightweight!

FVCK off twat!

You in or what?

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

FVCK off twat!

You in or what?

This is like United getting Farnborough Town in the FA Cup.

The Arab millions and cheating won't help you here though.

Mouthy fooker!
Sounds like a challenge!
Bring it on!!!!!!!
My threads going up this week, look forward to your Sunday Roast Guinea Pig.
Btw is it served with mint/apple/cranberry sauce?

Or just a good old skool nose bag

Chef Chitty burning the kitchen down tonight..

^ giving me a migraine



Grandma come to stay? That aint your work

Hal will be shitting himself

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

Hal will be shitting himself

No mash? No cauliflower cheese? No mint sauce or mustard? One sad looking Aunt Bessy per person?

I don't fink so, sunshine.

Did you cook the spuds under a reading light?

Think he must be nostalgic for school dinners.

Originally Posted by aging one

Did you cook the spuds under a reading light?

They were a bit crunchy

Gonna make a nice Lasagne this week..

Originally Posted by Chittychangchang

They were a bit crunchy

Gonna make a nice Lasagne this week..

35 or 36 degrees at 5pm here, not the best season to be cooking long meals. So well done to you all kidding aside. Gonna try and find the time to make a big batch of salsa up. Online for 6 hours today though...

Originally Posted by aging one

Did you cook the spuds under a reading light?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Just reading about these guinea pigs, more nutritious than beef, pork and chicken and there are 20 varietes bred in Peru,

Dill, can you dip your reading toe into Squirrels and what are their best accompaniments, we are short on Guinea Pigs in the village. The nearest i can get to South America foodwise is some Alpacas a few fields away but they look a bit mean.

I saw loads of squirrels in supermarkets in Spain. Never appealed to me, there's not a lot of meat on them is there.
Its a shame all the coypu died off in the UK, that would have been a nice lunch for you Sid.

Probably not a good time to talk about exotic meat but I've always fancied a Donkey Burger. Horse meat is meant to be nice too.

I used to see ostrich burgers in the UK at Christmas times and drove to work one day and saw one put into a bodybag on the m42 or m40, there's a farm near there somewhere where it escaped from.

Just looked if I could find it on tinternet.

Here's one who got onto the m56

Runaway ostrich knocked over by lorry on M56 motorway - Telegraph

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Never appealed to me, there's not a lot of meat on them is there.

Dill, we don't all have a chicken farm next to us like you to create endless varietals like Chicken Baltigarno or Schnitzel. My old Jack Russel never complained on squirrels, use to catch them and bolt them down for fun. I fear they are be too quick to become a ration staple. I am googling Alpaca hunting and recipes.

Any idea of what to do with this last one Sid?

Looks a bit like Australia. Maybe I shoulda just burned the thing

^ I thought you did

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Originally Posted by Dillinger

Any idea of what to do with this last one Sid?

I've got a cracked roof tile on the Rental ... looks to have the same characteristics as cement

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Looks a bit like Australia. Maybe I shoulda just burned the thing

are you moving to another province to clean them out of chooks now you've flocked the one you are living in?

pan seared chicken and fried rice

I'd have swapped you there Tops.

Nice plate... I thought PH was in self isolation

Originally Posted by NamPikToot

are you moving to another province to clean them out of chooks now you've flocked the one you are living in?

Been thinking of buying some hens