Thread: Dinner

Originally Posted by cyrille

To think, all I have after eight is a mint to eat and 8 cans of Cheers beer to wash it down

Fixed that for you.

Isn't it past your bed time yet Ciz?

Just 2 more cans to go till you pass out you Baggie Piss head

4am for you this morning, wasn't it?

Your innards are going to have their revenge for sure.

Rubber undies by 55.

5 years fewer than that ridiculous ponce Mao hopes to live.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Rubber undies by 55.

Pervert!!!

Originally Posted by BLD

raised a couple of daughters put em through uni now they are 2 young woman standing g on there own 2 feet....will you 2 do the same ?

Me?

Already told the local carwash to take down the wheel scrubber wanted sign as soon as she hits 12. Three hundred baht a day coming my way, minus 50 baht of food, I suppose. Ain't saying no to dat.

What's that tapered thing on the bottom?

I asjed the same, now its all larger, did you wash the plate after its last use?

^ Perhaps via the dog?


I wouldn't be surprised if Desperate Dan is coming round tomorrow to shoot the shiz and have a chow-down.

I'm not even gonna ask what's in that bottle on the right.... Perhaps Mendy's missus has been mailing out supplies.

Seriously though. What is that? ..... a dried out fetus, of a Buddha, sitting in a jar?

My money is on that German tennant

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

My money is on that German tennant

BLD ain't daft, he's kept the evidence

Tough crowd in here tonight

Originally Posted by cyrille

What a simple, punchy little fool you are.

Your life is quite shit, taking all things into consideration.

So I'll let this one go, well outside off stump.

ETA: one of 'em works for that ® sole Musk.

how so cybil? What are these things you have taken into consideration? If I had retired from a stellar career as a tefler in the sandpit and now was forced to drink cheers beer then that would indeed be shit.

Did you have this before or after the Sister Sledge concert?

Would have put you down more as an Earth, Wind and Fire kinda guy.

Looks alright to me, heck knows who you are replying to.

Senorita laid on some Chicken Kyivs for my post gym protein pump. And a prawn curry which I ate to fast to remember a photo.

The gym time earned me some chocolate with my mint tea

And a dandelion tea as I had a thirst on after the sauna

Then a plate of the strange Indonesian dish she gave me 2 years ago which contains chocolate and cheese baked into a thick pancake

Most mysterious and a not just a little bit weird...

Indonesia'''s love affair with cheese and chocolate | SBS Food

She told me she was big Eminem fan as we were talking about concerts with her housemates. I never knew this and I raved about his movie 8-Mile from a few years back (which her bestie Miss Timor-Leste vouched for) so we pulled it up on Netflix (it will be pulled from Netflix in 3 weeks so just in time)

Senorita fell asleep halfway through.

Originally Posted by Looper

Senorita fell asleep halfway through

The movie or you sucking her feet?

Then a plate of the strange Indonesian dish she gave me 2 years ago which contains chocolate and cheese baked into a thick pancake

two weeks ago?


you’re supposed to eat martabak freshly cooked!

ETA I just reread that, two years ago? I assume you mean she made you a fresh plate then.

^^I did massage her feet but I refrained from sucking them!

^yes, Martabak, I forgot the name. I remember looking it up before, last time, which was indeed about 2 years go I think

Did she make it or buy it? Either way, lucky to get it in Aussiland.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

two weeks ago?


you’re supposed to eat martabak freshly cooked!

ETA I just reread that, two years ago? I assume you mean she made you a fresh plate then.

I assume you didn't make a very good attempt at reading it the first time around.

Originally Posted by Bogon

Did you have this before or after the Sister Sledge concert?

Would have put you down more as an Earth, Wind and Fire kinda guy.

Now, fancy trying this one again, willy?

Originally Posted by cyrille

I assume you didn't make a very good attempt at reading it the first time around.

yeah, and more than happy to own up and admit that I read it incorrectly. Next.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Now, fancy trying this one again, willy?

I still have no idea who’s pizza that is. Is it yours?