Thread: Dinner

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Nor does it need baked beans, mushie peas, and be drowned in gravy.

To the British Brigade it does. My guess is they are masking the bland dish with gravy and then wash it down with peas and sugar loaded canned baked beans. . Their "walk on the wild side" is a curry dish.

Followed by Chitty’s famous white knuckle porcelain ride

Originally Posted by Stumpy

And to think, this is a dinner thread. Between the endless slop pics with beans and peas, we have some that apparently need viagra

Viagra

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Ok Joe..Fair enough



While I do not post up many pics, but here is Sundays nights dinner Shish kabobs as I enjoy a Old Fashioned.



About ready. Organic Chicken breast, Red and Green Bell peppers and tomatoes from our neighbors, mushrooms, onions and fresh pineapple with my wife's spicy sauce. HEAVEN!!!.

No peas, no gravy and no Spam from Hal on soccer.

And drier than the Sahara, no doubt.

Am I right or am I right, you daft yank twat?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

And drier than the Sahara, no doubt.

My god, you are utterly clueless. Pretty sad that a man of your age has still not mastered how to cook on an open flame.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Viagra

Your fellow Brit Chitts. Apparently you were too drunk to catch one of his drunk posts...

Originally Posted by Joe 90

A proper TD Xmas dinner party!

I'll get the nose sherbet, you bring the viagra!

So an English Xmas is a plate of slop, nose sherbet and Viagra. I am guessing the two of you hit the car park after that.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Good one that George Michael one though, wasn't it?

I honestly feel my repartee doesn't get the respect it deserves on here at times.

on the contrary your repertoire stretches far and wide. I was just thinking about you. Crack on.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You're the only one that ever does apart from Lu.

Out of ammo

Originally Posted by bsnub

Pretty sad that a man of your age has still not mastered how to cook on an open flame.

I'm not fucking Fred Flintstone, you know?

The civilised world has ovens and stuff.

Do you lot fancy joining us one day?

Yabadabadoo, snubs!

Originally Posted by BLD

on the contrary your repertoire stretches far and wide. I was just thinking about you. Crack on.

Top one BLD.

I've added you to my pub table.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Nor does it need...to be drowned in gravy.

Incorrect.

Gravy makes everything better.

Has anybody else got a mouth drier than Ghandis flip flop from looking at those pics of dehydrated meat?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Has anybody else got a mouth drier than Ghandis flip flop...

As worn out as your joke book?

Hey Ciz got bored waiting at the glory hole

Originally Posted by hallelujah

And drier than the Sahara, no doubt.

Am I right or am I right, you daft yank twat?

No you are wrong you stupid Brit schmuck. Those Kabobs were quite tasty and juicy. Grilling adds a nice flavor. Not everything is cooked on high heat. Grilling is an art and takes some skill. Tossing frozen shit out of a bag and into an oven, cover with foil and wait for the buzzer then open a can of baked beans and warm up frozen peas is lazy fat ass cooking you drunk.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

It's not fooking rocket science is it Cowboy

You chuck your meat on the "q" until it's dead then eat it, it all harks back to the colonial Cowboy days, same with the Aussies.

No gas, no cooker,no problem.

Light a fire, burn whatever meat is closest to hand serve with baked beans, job done!

Then snuggle up for a bit of Brokeback action, yeehaa!!

Remind me never to eat at your house.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Light a fire, burn whatever meat is closest to hand serve with baked beans, job done!

Ya know Joe.... ......... I get it and forget sometimes that you Brits live in probably the worst weather on the planet. Constant overcast, clouds, rain, cold etc. So lazy ass oven cooking is all you know as you probably use the oven heat to warm up your house as well. Grilling is an outside social type activity in countries where the weather is nice which you pasty white Brits don't have.

Grilling isn't "start a fire and torch your food" process. There are numerous ways to cook the food. There is indirect methods, slow cooking method, open flame, low heat and you have to have the skill to know when to pull the meat off the grill to accommodate the folks preferences at your place. Again it takes skill and planning unless you want to have everyone eat the steaks like you cook which are fried to leathery tough.

Oven cooking takes no skill, nor does opening a can of beans nor cooking frozen peas.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Grilling is an art

Originally Posted by Stumpy

you have to have the skill to know when to pull the meat off the grill

Originally Posted by Stumpy

There are numerous ways to cook the food

Dead or alive

Carbonara coming up (and no fucking cream either)!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Carbonara coming up (and no fucking cream either)!

Fer fucking nomenal!

Stick that up your grill, Stumpy!

That does look quite decent, but it certainly ain’t Brit food.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Has anybody else got a mouth drier than Ghandis flip flop from looking at those pics of dehydrated meat?

Chicken breast on a bbq? Worse, Organic chicken, that's probably chlorinated, on a bbq.

We've got some free range rats if anyone's interested...

Originally Posted by DrWilly

That does look quite decent, but it certainly ain’t Brit food.

You've got me on a few technicalities there, William.

However, it was cooked by a Brit and, let's be honest, we used to just plant our flag and say "this is ours now," so I think we can claim this one too.