Thread: Dinner

Should have gone to Gala Bingo.

Yeah cmon Reg lift yer game

that reminds me, the picture has dropped off the last page.

Time for a gentle bump.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^

It was meant to show banality, so needed no embellishment.


If he could stencil it on a piece of cement in Gaza he'd make a sum approaching Mao's stipend.

Or perhaps reg's 'collage' approach could be applied to the opening of a sporting event?

^^ 25 Baht plus all the inner-soles you can carry?


If push came to shove, at the end of a long night, I guess I could go for the slim one on the right in turquoise.

Once back in the hotel room there would be nothing 'b anal' going on, I can assure you.

Oh my lord, why would you even think that?

Originally Posted by Mendip

If push came to shove, at the end of a long night, I guess I could go for the slim one on the right in turquoise.

Someone chopped off your right hand ?


Have you flown Iran Air lately ?

Two fat ladies 88

Your twisting my melon man, you know it hurts so much!

^^^I thought it was a good effort Reg!



FF2 pocket rocket returned after a month and she looks like she means business this time with her miniature suitcase

She brought some traditional Chinese sushi just to mix it up a bit from the stir fry

So I did the tea ceremony with the brew from Wuyi-san in Fujian province

Top nosh with some nostril-incinerating wasabi-soy

The conversation was flowing via AI auto-translation and she requested a glass of winter warming red wine.

I stuck to my herbal mint tea and Mr Kipling's Bakewell tarts

She broke out a tiny jar of rejuvenating facial cream to give me a face massage after dinner

Apparently I will look 20 years younger tomorrow morning.

^ Erm that says Bull semen night creme on that jar.

^ To be fair that's what I use. My own semen is way too potent to get against the skin.

Originally Posted by Looper

She broke out a tiny jar of rejuvenating facial cream to give me a face massage after dinner

Only the face, or a full head massage?


In my defence I haven't really thought these posts through... I have a head injury and have drunk half a bottle of pain relief.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ To be fair that's what I use. My own semen is way too potent to get against the skin.
Only the face, or a full head massage?


In my defence I haven't really thought these posts through... I have a head injury and have drunk half a bottle of pain relief.

no one is believing that bs excuse

Originally Posted by Mendip

Only the face, or a full head massage?

She does a full head massage which is my favourite massage. In Thailand I used to go for a 1 hour head massage every day. But in the land of top dollar personal services I take my head massages where I can find them.

No muss, no fuss marinated porkchop...

Is that a before or after white knuckle ride pic?

I suggest you seek over the counter pharmaceutical assistance Snubbles!

This might help...

What are you blathering on about? You are a real thicko.

What you see there is a perfectly cooked bone in chop, the color is from a nicely glazed rub. Perfection.

Originally Posted by bsnub

No muss, no fuss marinated porkchop...

very nice.

what rub and glaze did you use?

i feel like doing one tonight now too.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

what rub and glaze did you use?

I made my own and when I do I always make extra so that I have it around for next time. I used the following...

Paprika
Garlic powder
Onion powder
Ground mustard powder
Salt and pepper
Cayenne powder

Excellent and cheers!

Here you go Snubbles, this is pork chops Chitty stylee..



A major food coma afterwards.

Interesting lighting effect.

The food looks quite ok. Are you sure you cooked it?