Thread: Dinner

^ Looks great, i tend to mixed wholemeal and white to pretend i'm being healthy when i carve salted butter onto the still warm bread.

^ I cheat and use a breadmaker

Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

It is really easy and quick.

Shhhh! It's a secret...

Originally Posted by malmomike77

I cheat and use a breadmaker

I want to buy one, I miss the one we had in BKK. Nothing beats the smell of baking bread, except maybe bacon frying.

Originally Posted by Topper

I want to buy one, I miss the one we had in BKK. Nothing beats the smell of baking bread, except maybe bacon frying.

Freshly brewed coffee too.

Top tips for selling a house, apparently (bacon not included in case the potential buyer is called Ahmed or Yitzhak).

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Top tips for selling a house, apparently

What a load of horse shit that is.

Is that how you ended up oop North, cus someone was making their own bread and bisto?

Fuck the rising damp, mould, the box rooms and the schools being miles away Dave, smell that coffee

^ Familiar with rising damp, are we?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

What a load of horse shit that is.

Is that how you ended up oop North, cus someone was making their own bread and bisto?

Fuck the rising damp, mould, the box rooms and the schools being miles away Dave, smell that coffee

You should hide your burnt fucking spaghetti hoops and KFC takeaways in the shed when you're next looking at selling up, your brummie chav.

Spicy Italian sausage and peppers pasta.

Originally Posted by BLD

Now that things are starting to settle down on the homefront I've been honing my cooking skills. I get a lot of inspiration and advice from chitty but have decided to go it alone for this one . Its roasted potatoes roasted in duck fat and a brisket in the slow cooker . How hard can it be? The recipe demands at least 8 hours of slow cooking I've set me alarm for 11.00 to turn of the slow cooker. This is tomorrow nights dinner. Gotta love the slow cooker.

It'll be as dry as a nuns knickers

Originally Posted by malmomike77

It'll be as dry as a nuns knickers

I don't think you know what a slow cooker is.

Originally Posted by Mendip

rising damp

My granddad used to watch that on TV, apparently.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Spicy Italian sausage and peppers pasta.

Looks damn good Snubs.

Originally Posted by bsnub

I don't think you know what a slow cooker is.

I do and have used one since your dad was knocking one out in kleenex, pot roasts with beef just don't do it imo

Originally Posted by malmomike77

I do and have used one since your dad was knocking one out in kleenex, pot roasts with beef just don't do it imo

I'd guess you and snubs are about the same age, Mike, so that's an amazing achievement by you. Congrats on the pre-birth skillz!

Originally Posted by malmomike77

It'll be as dry as a nuns knickers

It's cooking in 2 cups of beef stock. Not even chitty could fuck this up. Just tried a bit. Melted in the mouth

Originally Posted by BLD

It's cooking in 2 cups of beef stock. Not even chitty could fuck this up. Just tried a bit. Melted in the mouth

Respecto

Its OK when straight from the pot but the next day it'll be like Aussie roadkill

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Its OK when straight from the pot but the next day it'll be like Aussie roadkill

No it will be better as all the flavors concentrate and intensify.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Its OK when straight from the pot but the next day it'll be like Aussie roadkill

You've eaten Aussie road kill?

Probably not the first Pom to do so!

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Its OK when straight from the pot but the next day it'll be like Aussie roadkill

It's being served with koala gravy and possum jiblets

Originally Posted by Edmond

My granddad used to watch that on TV, apparently.

Ouch. Brilliant series starring Leonid Rossiter.

Originally Posted by BLD

It's being served with koala gravy and possum jiblets

fukn love a bit of wildlife, protected species even better. In Nepal i had some Rhino stew, its not on my must eat before the firing squad list. It was killed by poachers and the ever resourceful Nepalis had liberated some before the park rangers arrived.