Dinner

**Joe 90** · 13-09-2022, 04:55 AM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Good looking nan too. Don't go saying that to Joe though without any context.

Wait till you see the Milf I'm going out with at the weekend!!

Dill what's that red jelly next to the nan bread?

Btw my youngest always orders chicken nuggets and chips from the curry house.

But that curry house looks proper rough and ready, I bet you're squirting through the eye of a needle tomorrow!

**bsnub** · 13-09-2022, 05:17 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Wait till you see the Milf I'm going out with at the weekend!!

You scored!

**Joe 90** · 13-09-2022, 05:35 AM

I'm not one to brag but foook, she's hotter than Dills Rogan Josh.

We are not talking , naga infused Vindaloo hot!

Off the flaming Scoville scale volcanic eruption hot!

**dirk diggler** · 13-09-2022, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by Mendip

In fact... my five a day, right there.

Do potatoes count towards my 5 A Day? No. Potatoes are a starchy food and a great source of energy, fibre, B vitamins and potassium.

Just saying.

**dirk diggler** · 13-09-2022, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by bsnub

You scored!

What is Susan Boyle's net worth 2022?

Net Worth: Boyle's net worth is estimated to be at $40 million in 2022.

I would.

**Reg Dingle** · 13-09-2022, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

what's that red jelly next to the nan bread?

I asked for a little bowl of Tikka masala or a sauce to wean the nipper onto curry and to dip her nuggets and chips in..and the sly koont charged me for all that which she didn't touch.

Tasted of coconut too.

**Reg Dingle** · 13-09-2022, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I bet you're squirting through the eye of a needle tomorrow!

My farts are a bit ripe. I reckon this is what Mendy's dogs room smells like

**Mendip** · 13-09-2022, 02:06 PM

^ I introduced my daughter to chicken tikka masala this summer and she absolutely loved it. Something else I'm gonna have to learn to cook.

**bsnub** · 13-09-2022, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I reckon this is what Mendy's dogs room smells like

Do you think he often closes the door, giving himself a sort of Dutch oven?

**hallelujah** · 13-09-2022, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ I introduced my daughter to chicken tikka masala this summer and she absolutely loved it. Something else I'm gonna have to learn to cook.

Sounds like you've got her moving in the British direction as opposed to her mum's stinky insects!

Has she had a chippy tea yet on a Friday?

Originally Posted by bsnub

Do you think he often closes the door, giving himself a sort of Dutch oven?

You filthy bastard.

**Reg Dingle** · 13-09-2022, 03:14 PM

Just made it to Sainsburys disabled toilet in time.
I could have played a tune out of my arse earlier in the shop.

It did get to the stage where I couldn't trust a fart anymore.

Anyway, made the right decision and spattered the hell out of the pan

**Stumpy** · 13-09-2022, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Anyway, made the right decision and spattered the hell out of the pan

Sounds like a nice gunite job. You know, chewing your food helps to avoid that....

**malmomike77** · 13-09-2022, 03:24 PM

Originally Posted by Topper

Nice Mendip!

No tartar sauce or vinegar on the fish? What's up with that? One of the things my Brit friends have taught me is the value of malt vinegar on fried foods.

Try it on mac and cheese

**malmomike77** · 13-09-2022, 03:26 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I see the poppadoms got scoffed sharpish, but you missed a few of the onions .

Good looking nan too. Don't go saying that to Joe though without any context.

Did you take owt home for the bread knife or was it a "men mak" when you told her where you were off?

It helps if you spell naan right

**Mendip** · 13-09-2022, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by Topper

No tartar sauce or vinegar on the fish? What's up with that? One of the things my Brit friends have taught me is the value of malt vinegar on fried foods.

Actually if you look at the right hand plate, there was a big gloop of Tartar sauce between the fish and the mushy pea fritter. It was darker than I'm used to, which reminds me I meant to check the Sell by Date.

**hallelujah** · 13-09-2022, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

It helps if you spell naan right

But then it ruins the joke.

**malmomike77** · 13-09-2022, 03:37 PM

Which only works in the Norf coz you can't speak English

**hallelujah** · 13-09-2022, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Which only works in the Norf coz you can't speak English

True dat we speak the real English oop norf. I would have a nan instead of a naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaan just like I would have a baf instead of a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath.

(although, in truth, I get ripped for my accent these days when I go home and have to fend off accusations of going all suvvern on everyone. The shame!)

**Mendip** · 13-09-2022, 03:43 PM

^ What, so you want us to believe that Norverners wash now!

**malmomike77** · 13-09-2022, 03:43 PM

Naaahn. And we don't say I'd smash the naaahny out of that.

**hallelujah** · 13-09-2022, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Naaahnia.

It's not a fucking C.S. Lewis novel, you know?

**hallelujah** · 13-09-2022, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ What, so you want us to believe that Norverners wash now!

We've all seen your fucking toes so leave it right there!

**Stumpy** · 13-09-2022, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

We've all seen your fucking toes so leave it right there!

**Reg Dingle** · 13-09-2022, 04:07 PM

...And fungal ass crack.

Just sayin

**Mendip** · 13-09-2022, 04:13 PM

I thought this was the Dinner thread?

I make banana custard and no-one even comments... and yet you discuss my foot and arse hygiene?

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