Thread: Dinner

Originally Posted by armstrong

You're literally just pointing out in date food.

Are you now going to narrate everything?

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Are you now going to narrate everything?

Only the stupid shit people post.

Contender for the greatest lack of self awareness post of the year!

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Contender for the greatest lack of self awareness post of the year!

So close but that's a miss.

History says that at some point a monkeys gonna get it right, but I'm not sure they took into account how fucking stupid the monkey was.

Originally Posted by armstrong

History says that at some point a monkeys gonna get it right, but I'm not sure they took into account how fucking stupid the monkey was.

Not sure you understand what you're talking about there.

A traditional Sunday dinner before Songs of Praise comes on the Tele.

Perfik

Just not a Sunday without it, TC would love the understated worshipping.

That Aled Jones sounds more like Harry Secombe nowadays.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Perfik

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Just not a Sunday without it

For some reason I just heard the theme choon from Ski Sunday.

Dun dun dun dun dundunnnn


Always was an odd show. There was more chance of the average BBC2 viewer moving to Monaco with Dill than skiing down the piste of St Moritz.

Originally Posted by Edmond

For some reason I just heard the theme choon from Ski Sunday.

Dun dun dun dun dundunnnn


Always was an odd show. There was more chance of the average BBC2 viewer moving to Monaco with Dill than skiing down the piste of St Moritz.

We just liked watching them crash.

Originally Posted by armstrong

before Songs of Praise

Praise be on Sunday, Senorita Surabaya of the black Alkitab bible returned after 8 months blowing in the wind.

For dinner she brought enough indo-noodles to survive a pandemic

3 slices of home-made mud cake

And a packet of mysterious Thai crunchy tubes with sesame seeds embedded

Originally Posted by Looper

enough indo-noodles to survive a pandemic

Watch closely how she sucks those noodles up and how messy she is with them...

Then picture those noodles as her last clients penis

Nice GT40's.

Love the boot action on the classic blue and orange number, I've an F50 in the exact same scale in the exact same pose, but her hinges open from the cockpit.

^^^ Can see you in the mirror mate, but at least you're not exposing your tackle for all to see this time!

It's like a Hall Of Mirrors in Loopers bedroom!
I bet there's one on the ceiling as well.

Looks like he’s in bed fully clothed? What’s that all about?

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Looks like he’s in bed fully clothed?

Thank God. I think we have all seen enough weirdness from Looper. In fact Looper was a term,back in grade school we used to call weird kids Loopers or Fruit Loops.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Looks like he’s in bed fully clothed? What’s that all about?

Picking holes in a punter's paisley-pattern pyjamas is bang out of order and below teh belt. It is winter down here doncha know.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Nice GT40's

A brace of GT40s for the miniature car museum

I was gonna bang them up in the drinks thread last week when I popped a Kilkenny, but then I remembered that I did not want to offend Frumpy Stumpy and Silly Willy so I will post them in here instead

Dinner tonight was egg fly lie

with yummy oyster sauce and teriyaki sauce.

and very flavoursome it was too

^ nice!!!!!!

Kilkenny in a jug?

Did you pour two cans into it ?

Nice models and grub!

^^That crystal jug is 85 years old. It was a wedding present to my grandparents and has been refashioned with a noble purpose as my ceremonial beer mug.

Grampa Joe is smiling down from behind the pearly gates at the cunning repurposing.


Back to business and 2.3 litres of Tandoori lasts about 9-10 meals

But the weird thing is I never get sick of it and as soon as its finished I am hankering to smash out another batch

I hope they have Tandoori in Grampa Joe's pearly celestial buffet as I will be joining him one day and will bring the sparkly crystal beer-jug-chug-mug with me for the reunion

Cooked it myself. Honest guv.

Just took a bit of time to get a connection with some wine.

^LOL, how was it?

Bring back Chitty.