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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    She had the first taste and shouted me through the window that it's ready.
    What does it taste like I asked.
    It tastes like nothing she replied.

    Fukkin Thais
    well at least you won't be going down on garlic for pudding in the morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    That is lager you novern muppet
    Nope it's Pilsner you plonker, and what kind of bloke asks their little poofy mate if they fancy popping out for a few pilsner?

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    pudding
    Don't mind if I do

    Not too many puddings compliment bee pilsner like a limoncello cheesecake


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Nope it's Pilsner you plonker, and what kind of bloke asks their little poofy mate if they fancy popping out for a few pilsner?
    you apparently, who the fuk in the norf got sophisticated enough to call it pilsner you'll be saying you hate flock wall paper next

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    well at least you won't be going down on garlic for pudding in the morning
    What kind of weirdo still goes down on his wife after 10 years of marriage?
    Are you still going down on your yours?
    She'll be a pensioner too, won't she?
    Glad I've just finished me dinner you sick fuck

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    I had dinner once but I didn't like it so I had lunch instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    What kind of weirdo still goes down on his wife after 10 years of marriage?
    Are you still going down on your yours?
    She'll be a pensioner too, won't she?
    Glad I've just finished me dinner you sick fuck
    Christ, that came from nowhere, actually when you get to my age and she's still awake when you get in bed its not usually eating you talk about its have you set the alarm clock and did you turn off the electric blanket in the winter. You mate are bit sick.

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    You tell him, Mike. He is a beast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
    You tell him, Mike. He is a beast.
    He's been banned from TD before and rightly so, orrible bloke from norf of the M4 but it appears in these post EU times he's allowed or permeated the southern borders.

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    The twats haven't actually banned me yet but they stopped me opening threads. I went away and now I am back. Actually moving to Thailand soon and hope to meet some of the resident pricks face to face.

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    ^ welcome back Can, the Moding seems a bit light of late, so much so some weird Yerman nutter is at liberty to wander around and repeatedly attack people for being English, also whilst goose stepping around the forum he also feels he can attack posters for their English comprehension. Now you know the English are a very tolerant people but he is sorely testing that tolerance.

    You'll be fine Can, even that useless emasculated roided bloke has sort of left since he got miserabled in the SC.

    HAppy days

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    Thank you, Mike. There are some very funny people about. When Germans talk to me, I pretend I am English. When English men talk to me, I pretend I am German. When Neverna writes to me, I blow him kisses and reassure him that the time will come when I will allow him to perform fellatio on me. He must have been worried that I had forgotten his request and hope this will put his mind at ease.

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    Quote Originally Posted by can123 View Post
    Actually moving to Thailand soon and hope to meet some of the resident pricks face to face.

    Tough guy.

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    ^





    Juicy meat that melts in the mouth and falls of their bones with a nibble.

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    :drool:

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk diggler View Post
    BLD, try the craft offerings from Blasta, my mate set that whole thing up and I'm gutted I wasn't around at the time to buy into the startup.

    He's winning awards left, right and center and even has a collaboration beer with Brewdog.
    When friends are in town we always take them to Blasta. Quality beer run by a Scotsman. Yeah you fucked up there that would of been a good investment. It's also not far from where live

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stumpy View Post
    The white is 5.2%, Black is 6% and the IPA is 5.2% ( At least in here in Thailand). Never checked the Lager.



    There are. Nice part of a trek back to the states. Great Rye Whiskeys and Bourbons and craft beers that are 7% to 8%
    I've hunted high and low for a beerlao it used to be available but if its here now somebody's hiding it from me. I will get my fill in december though. I've already alerted the brewery to ramp up production

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    ^ Not because you're a fat lazy coont?

    Here's my Colmans chili simmering away, added some malbec and a stock cube to beef it up a bit

    Wondering whether to throw some frozen peas in there
    What would mendip do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    ^ welcome back Can, the Moding seems a bit light of late, so much so some weird Yerman nutter is at liberty to wander around and repeatedly attack people for being English, also whilst goose stepping around the forum he also feels he can attack posters for their English comprehension. Now you know the English are a very tolerant people but he is sorely testing that tolerance.

    You'll be fine Can, even that useless emasculated roided bloke has sort of left since he got miserabled in the SC.

    HAppy days
    Is stroller a mod again?

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    Spent all morning dreaming about my leftover chili and ways to devour it...





    Luvvly.


    Is this what it's like in the Mornings, Mike?



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    when i look in the mirror, yes, yes it is

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    Engrish dreaming of American food again.


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    Living in Arabia back in the early 60's these came. From them we could make our own corn chips. Enchiladas Tacos and more were now on the ARAMCO menu.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Spent all morning dreaming about my leftover chili and ways to devour it...
    Pro tip for ya....when making a chili sandwich/pita, add a bit of mustard to the bread to act as a moisture shield/flavor enhancer.

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