Thread: Dinner

Originally Posted by Mendip

I must admit that I quite like the Bangkok Sukhumvit Robin Hood and I've always enjoyed the gammon steak with chips.

The toilets are a bit small though.


Anyway, the daughter wanted my signature bangers and mash with beans tonight to mark the first night of her Chinese New Year holiday. I suggested that bat burgers would be more apt but she was adamant. Not only that but she called me a racist.

Since I pledged to turn the house carbon neutral by 2025 I try to combine the cooking of different meals and didn't want to waste an opportunity once the frying pan was fired up for the sausages. I added some black pudding waiting for tomorrow's breakfast and then 'because there was still room', stuck in an egg as well.



I've been using these weird purple-skinned potatoes from Makro lately which turned to a sticky gloop when mashed and the black pudding didn't taste right after 6 months in the freezer... but I still ate it. The sausages were good.



The money shot!

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that aint dinner and that is NOT a money shot

Originally Posted by DrWilly

that aint dinner and that is NOT a money shot

I like Mendy. I really do. But that is some of the most revolting vomit on a plate I have ever seen. Just horrifying. The limeys eat some of the worst slop known to mankind.

Go put some syrup on your bacon you obese twat!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Go put some syrup on your bacon you obese twat!

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Originally Posted by Joe 90

Go put some syrup on your bacon you obese twat!

No idea what you are on about. I do not eat syrup on anything. On the rotgut brandy as usual.

I'm afraid points need to be deducted for the plating skills of your sausage-mash-beans porcupine Mendip, here's how the pros do it.

Originally Posted by Mendip

my signature bangers and mash with beans

Basically, in the end, you made a full English with mash.

I would wolf that down.

Happy CNY

Gonna throw this on the barbie for dinner tonight

Originally Posted by Bogon

Basically, in the end, you made a full English with mash.

Or bacon or eggs or toast or wtf are you on about?

You aussies seem to have trouble understanding what a full engworx breakfast is.

^I know what it is. It's a combination of fried things like sausages, eggs, bacon, tomatoe, beans, toast, and so on, not one item of which was invented by fucking poms but you're claiming it as your national dish because nowhere else in the world could put that much unhealthy shit on a plate and claim it as being their own idea. Tasty occasionally and definitely helpful if hungover, but the lengths you retards go to seek them out anywhere you've infested around the world in your never ending quest to get the fuck out of England then whine because you can "get better at Wetherspoons for a fiver" is beyond pathetic.

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Pretty much sums it up.

Why do the limeys tend to be such prolific whiners?

Originally Posted by DrWilly

that aint dinner and that is NOT a money shot

Honestly DW, when I see that plate of whatever it is, the plate needs to be picked up, walked over to the trash bin and scraped off like it was cooking experiment that went wrong.

^^ Headworx isn't a Brit.

He's too embarrassed of his Nationality to mention it.

Possibly an Abo or Welsh.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Honestly DW, when I see that plate of whatever it is, the plate needs to be picked up, walked over to the trash bin and scraped off like it was cooking experiment that went wrong

I showed that pic to my daughter and asked her if she'd eat that...She went "eeeeuuuw!!!" and scarpered.

I think we'll arrive after dinner, when the time comes

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I think we'll arrive after dinner, when the time comes

That's a safe approach. Be courteous and bring Mendy a Box of Mont Claire and pass on all the food.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Headworx isn't a Brit.

I wasn't talking about HW.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Honestly DW, when I see that plate of whatever it is, the plate needs to be picked up, walked over to the trash bin and scraped off like it was cooking experiment that went wrong.

Originally Posted by bsnub

I wasn't talking about HW.

That went right over your head

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Headworx isn't a Brit.

Correct Andy. And even if I was, I'd deny it

Went to our local place that has reopened for dinner



I laughed. My wife said Leo and they bring me a glass, load ice and a straw. WTF...











My wife loves shrimp and squid. I pass on squid but enjoy a good tom yum and stir fried veggies.

btw, I drank about 1/2 the Leo and that was enough for me.....

Looks great! I love squid. Calamari dude.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

btw, I drank about 1/2 the Leo and that was enough for me.....

Lightweight.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I showed that pic to my daughter and asked her if she'd eat that...She went "eeeeuuuw!!!" and scarpered.

I think we'll arrive after dinner, when the time comes

I wasn't aware you'd had an invite... let me check my diary.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

That's a safe approach. Be courteous and bring Mendy a Box of Mont Claire and pass on all the food.

Ahh... a box of Mont Clair... welcome Mr Dingle, please feel at home!

Originally Posted by bsnub

Lightweight

I had a few pre flight beverages and it's more about a pass on Thai beer. Got home and now enjoying some good stuff. Dinner was good. I like my Squid deep fried.

Originally Posted by Mendip

let me check my diary

Thinking about it, you might be offshore...and I do like a nice Tom Yam goong, turtles, intelligent guide dogs without rabies and mange, liqor that doesn't blind and clean bedding


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