Thread: Dinner

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

And the best thing about roast beef dinners is roast beef sammiches with aged cheddar and Branston pickles for lunch the next day.

Check your repo. Red sent.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Check your repo. Red sent.

Proof I won the internets today, I shall wear your red with pride!

Ha! My salty tears will provide seasoning to my bland chicken noodle soup. Point to Nidhogg.

The Minx brought 4 tubs of strange congealed Chinese concoctions over for dinner. How come the food Chinese eat never tastes anything like proper Chinese food from a Chinese takeaway?

This is chinese lamb apparently. I did not know they ate lamb.

She also brought a massive bag of prawns which she did not want to touch as they were a whole day old.

I ate the first one cautiously and waited 10 minutes for a reaction. Then shovelled the whole plate.

We watched an episode of The Perfect Planet with dinner and she asked 3 times during David Attenborough's hushed and reverent narration if it was possible to eat that animal.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Ha! My salty tears will provide seasoning to my bland chicken noodle soup. Point to Nidhogg.

My roast beef was properly seasoned and didn’t need any more salt.


in case you missed it the first time...

Originally Posted by Looper

she asked 3 times during David Attenborough's hushed and reverent narration if it was possible to eat that animal.

Bloody hell, I know they eat bats and stuff, but you need to tell her that eating an Attenborough is off-limits.

The bloke is a Demi-God!

Looper - How would you eat him?

Chinese Girl - How?

Looper - Yeah, how would you like him cooked?

Chinese Girl (in the voice of Attenborough) - How? Rare.

Originally Posted by Bogon

I know they eat bats and stuff,

She told me with a big grin that apparently you can eat these spreading succulents that are growing in the driveway brickwork. I have yet to test her confident assertion.

Last April she found these custard apple fruit growing on the tree of a neighbouring property (stock photo)

She said that I should bring a long pole to poke them and she can catch them. I said the neighbours might not be massively impressed if they caught us pulling this stunt.

This was her taking me to reconnoiter the plunder she had spotted

^^^ I believe the greens in the paving stones are Purslane, and are very good in salads.
It is actually considered a superfood rich in antioxidants and omega-3 fatty acids.
Edible Weeds: Purslane the New, Easy to Grow Superfood | Pass the Pistil

Originally Posted by Looper

She told me with a big grin that apparently you can eat these spreading succulents that are growing in the driveway brickwork. I have yet to test her confident assertion.



Last April she found these custard apple fruit growing on the tree of a neighbouring property (stock photo)




She said that I should bring a long pole to poke them and she can catch them. I said the neighbours might not be massively impressed if they caught us pulling this stunt.

This was her taking me to reconnoiter the plunder she had spotted

That's just a gratuitous ass post!

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

That's just a gratuitous ass post!

I've been intrigued for a while by some of the granny style knickers that Korean and Chinese women seem to sport. Strictly for research purposes, I have spent quite a bit of time looking at their arses and it seems apparent that even the younger ladies eschew the g-string in favour of a big pair of passion killers.

I deffo reckon Looper's lady will have her pension knickers on under those shorts.

Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

I believe the greens in the paving stones are Purslane, and are very good in salads.
It is actually considered a superfood rich in antioxidants and omega-3 fatty acids

Thanks Buckaroo. I will give them a tentative nibble.

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

That's just a gratuitous ass post!

That is an outrageous suggestion Willy. I would never besmirch the decorous honour of a lovely lady's bottom with gratuitous piccies on The DOOR.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I deffo reckon Looper's lady will have her pension knickers on under those shorts.

No granny's pants on the Minx Hallelujah.

Only lovely lacy lady's lingerie to be found on this laundry line.

Early days yet...


And green owed!

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

And green owed!

Green dispatched.

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

That's just a gratuitous ass post!

I'm all in favour of that. There are a good many threads here that would be vastly improved by some gratuitous ass posts.

^ You're not wrong Shutree...

Originally Posted by nidhogg

that is a concerningly heavy diet for a young lass........

I've hinted at such, but didn't want to be too forthcoming, you say it better than me.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

boiled loin steaks

Simply an absolmination, which isn't even a bladdy word.

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

Now we're talkin

Roast Turkey tonight with the Changsters.

Succulent, delicious and fell of the bone..

Guess which plate I had...


Desperate Dan stylee ...

10/10

Fish Fryday..

Jeepers, did they drop it on the floor first?

^ he's used the lid of the box it came in to save on washing up and given someone the bottom with some of the portion shared (Bogon tip?), and in doing so appears to have buggered up the aesthetics somewhat. I'd would still have eaten that over the rather dull left-overs i had yesterday.

Quarantine:

^ Faarrrkkkkk!

Is that the entrée?

Jeeez...where's that dirk?

So I can scratch it off my list.

Green Hotel?