Originally Posted by
Topper
^ I was at a family Christmas dinner and one of my brother's parents brought a bunch of those.....
My ex-wife and I walk into the dining room and she compliments the deviled eggs. I'm trying not to embarrass myself or either of my brothers, I have had episodes in the past.
My brother's father in law comments that they are "Angel Eggs, because we don't invoke the devil's name." My future ex-wife is visibly trying not to laugh as I walk in after overhearing the conversation.
I couldn't resist....I said something along the lines of "Wow, that's a nice creamy middle you've got there. I bet that middle tastes just like an angels creamy middle bit would taste."
Of course, the wife burst out laughing....the bitch. My youngest brother informed me that he was disappointed in my behavior. I tried to blame it on my wife as she laughed first but I was held to blame.