Breakfast

**BLD** · 24-10-2022, 07:26 PM

What the fuck is it? Grits?

**dirk diggler** · 24-10-2022, 08:06 PM

Basically just corn porridge.

It's a Septic thing.

**Topper** · 24-10-2022, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

It's a Septic thing.

It's a great thing, one of my favorite breakfast sides. Butter, salt and pepper work for me.

**Troy** · 24-10-2022, 11:56 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

The only acceptable condiments on a cooked breakfast are brown sauce and English mustard.

In general, I am in full agreement. However, when at school, I was introduced by some Scottish geezer to marmalade on bacon. It is surprisingly good when you fancy a change and you have no mustard for your sausages.

**Joe 90** · 25-10-2022, 01:58 AM

Good grief!

Mustard on a Full Monty and marmalade on bacon!

Have you pair gone to the dark side?

May the force be with you

**dirk diggler** · 11-11-2022, 12:53 PM

Hot mustard with a cooked breakfast, yes, and as you know very well, bacon goes with everything.

m breakfast today was one of only 2 exceptions* to the no kidney rule:

Home made duck liver patè clarted onto a toasted heel of the loaf.

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* The other being Haggis.

**DrWilly** · 12-11-2022, 06:24 AM

Kidneys are kidneys. Only pussies eat pâté but refuse proper livet!

**cyrille** · 12-11-2022, 06:58 AM

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Kidneys are kidneys.

They are what they are.

**dirk diggler** · 12-11-2022, 11:34 AM

Maybe we need a poll just to clarify that they not, in fact, toffees.

**DrWilly** · 14-11-2022, 03:40 AM

Mushroom and beef galette (not to be confused with a crepe)

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**bsnub** · 14-11-2022, 05:51 AM

Simple eggs and ham steak...

**Joe 90** · 14-11-2022, 07:12 AM

Holy mother of virgin Leprechauns!!!

It that what it is?

Thanks for clearing that up Snubbles

You slag my food off

**Mendip** · 14-11-2022, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Mushroom and beef galette (not to be confused with a crepe)

I have to say that after the abuse I received over my delicious roast pork dinner the other night, I feel a bit hard done by.

I'm assuming that rectangle-shaped flat dry thing is the beef but where are the mushrooms? Surely not those shriveled up black objects?

I'm going to stick to my roast 'dog's' dinners!

**Joe 90** · 14-11-2022, 08:21 AM

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

Don't throw stones in glass houses.

How many more quotes for the foodie critics on here?

**dirk diggler** · 14-11-2022, 10:58 AM

That's a 1 bite breakfast if you fold it all up.

**Mendip** · 14-11-2022, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by DrWilly

galette

'The Best a Man Can Get'!

**bsnub** · 14-11-2022, 06:32 PM

Bacon, eggs and fried taters...

**Bogon** · 14-11-2022, 06:39 PM

Originally Posted by Mendip

'The Best a Man Can Get'!

Galette, the best a maaaaaaaan can geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Needed a bit more emotion.

**Reg Dingle** · 14-11-2022, 09:07 PM

Where did you find a homosexuals cafe in Malaysia?

**Joe 90** · 14-11-2022, 09:43 PM

Originally Posted by bsnub

Bacon, eggs and fried taters...

Have you no shame!!

At least switch the basement lights on and brighten things up

**Edmond** · 14-11-2022, 09:49 PM

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Mushroom and beef galette (not to be confused with a crepe)

da fuck is that thing.

**Reg Dingle** · 14-11-2022, 09:54 PM

It's life Jim, but not as we know it

**Joe 90** · 14-11-2022, 09:58 PM

Beam me up

Definitely has an outer world feel to it!

Look at those 1/3 of a cherry tomato placed in each corner of the triangle..its some sort of sign.

Its definitely the weirdest looking breakfast on here in a while, just needs more symmetry then ET might have a go at it.

**DrWilly** · 14-11-2022, 10:11 PM

It tasted good enough, you heathens. The finest artesian French cooking it was. And well it should seeing as it was 25Rm

**dirk diggler** · 14-11-2022, 10:36 PM

Originally Posted by DrWilly

The finest artesian French cooking it was.

See, it's a fucking crepe.

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