Thread: Breakfast

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Inspired by lulu....a hangover busting full HW!

Originally Posted by malmomike77

they look like those shitty vegan sausages

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Yep, the black.pudding self destructed in the dry air fryer.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

they look like those shitty vegan sausages

Tinned beans and sausages. In my book, better reserved for beans on toast and topped with cheddar and brown sauce.

Proper sausages only - Lincolnshire, Cumberland, Irish etc - with a full headworx IMO.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

This opens up a whole can of worms regarding correct breakfast etiquette.

The first time I was served potatoes with my brekky was in a greasy spoon next to Euston (a portion of chips) and I was half thinking he was gonna give me some mushy peas and a fish with it next.

I mean, there's no such thing as bad portion of chips (some are less good than others), but those hash browns can be sent back to Mcdonalds as far as I'm concerned.

If chips are served with the full HW then imho its classed as brunch but can be eaten anytime , a no mans land of a meal.
Incidentally the chips must be crispy...

Originally Posted by bsnub

Do they sell boil in the bag beans at your local supermarket Snubby?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

If chips are served with the full HW then imho its classed as brunch but can be eaten anytime , a no mans land of a meal.
Incidentally the chips must be crispy...

A very good point. I concur.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Do they sell boil in the bag beans at your local supermarket Snubby?

Cat sick bisque flavour.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Cat sick bisque flavour.

He still insists that boil in the bag cat sick bisque was pink/orange and not white.

Fookers colour blind or blind drunk

bubble and squeak or home fries

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Uncle Snubby?

I'm having that one!!!

Originally Posted by bsnub

The clown car is getting full as the bozo's try a pile on in the car park.

^
Have a box of bags full..

Originally Posted by hallelujah

hash browns can be sent back to Mcdonalds as far as I'm concerned.

Fried in the bacon fat, so come out deliciously crispy n bacon greasy.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Fried in the bacon fat, so come out deliciously crispy n bacon greasy.

Works as an extra rasher of bacon then.

Verdict: acceptable.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Works as an extra rasher of bacon then.

Verdict: acceptable.

Nope. Poofta in a pretty frock is still a poofta.

Hash browns are acceptable only if you are a yank.

This was my Bsnub-approved breakfast today.

Very nice it was too!

But it could have done with a bit more bacon, and I have black pudding in the freezer which would have really finished it off nicely... with some mushrooms and a sausage. And maybe a slice of toast.

I've learnt not to mention such things... married life ain't for enjoying but for getting through as painlessly as possible.

Originally Posted by Mendip

I've learnt not to mention such things... married life ain't for enjoying but for getting through as painlessly as possible.

You are sometimes a very wise man.....

Originally Posted by Mendip

I've learnt not to mention such things... married life ain't for enjoying but for getting through as painlessly as possible.

It's amazing how ones levels of tolerance builds up over the years to unexceptable behaviour.

Sometimes a peak is hit a catalyst starts of a chain of events that can bring untold more misery or peace and happiness.

For me the catalyst was a humble Apple Crumble, peace and happiness.

Get that black pudding out of the freezer and get it in the pan tomorrow!!

^ He'd have to get the chop saw out too.

Originally Posted by Mendip

I've learnt not to mention such things... married life

She's made you lunches, brought you coffee in your favourite mug and now breakfast - i'd say life is good or she's building up to something. Send Mini Mendip in to reconnoitre.

A glass of OJ too, you're on a winner there, Mendy! Just tell her not to use the airfryer on the puddong or you'll end up like Chitty.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Tinned beans and sausages. In my book, better reserved for beans on toast and topped with cheddar and brown sauce.

Proper sausages only - Lincolnshire, Cumberland, Irish etc - with a full headworx IMO.

Everyone knows the cheese goes down before the beans.

What brand of bacon does everyone use in Thailand?

For the UK I always go with Sainsbury's taste the difference unsmoked or smoked; pretty good quality, especially if you get it on offer at 1.50.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Tinned beans and sausages. In my book, better reserved for beans on toast and topped with cheddar and brown sauce.

Proper sausages only - Lincolnshire, Cumberland, Irish etc - with a full headworx IMO.

Yeah sausages are always good with a fry up but sometimes I just used the Heinz beans and sausages can, fucking Judas I know.

Originally Posted by Bonecollector

What brand of bacon does everyone use in Thailand?

For the UK I always go with Sainsbury's taste the difference unsmoked or smoked; pretty good quality, especially if you get it on offer at 1.50.

Sloane's. Proper bacon.

Originally Posted by Bonecollector

What brand of bacon does everyone use in Thailand?

Manston's streaky. I tried cooking some in the Airfryer a few days ago for the first time with really good results, didn't take a pic but will next time.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Sloane's. Proper bacon.

Mate what a find! thanks for that

It seems to can also buy their stuff at Villa Markets which is helpful.

I usually use Paleo Robbie but have not been eating much meat recently. Had a fry up the other day with standard tops bacon and was horrified I allowed myself to even consider eating that shitty quality of bacon. Never again.

Thanks as well Headworx, the other half enjoys streaky and American streaky is always the best.