^ I've suddenly lost my appetite for breakfast.
I get a headache just looking at it. You ate the KW? Good man. I couldn't.
Duck off you broken ass stalker
^^ Christ man, that's heaven on a plate.
It was. And my cunningly plan to give 2 snags to each of the kids paid dividends because I knew they couldn't finish them. So I actually had 2.
Unfortunately, no pudding and yesterday we had inadvertently run out of mushrooms so they are missing too.
But all in, not bad for a hump day breakfast during school from home.
We had a few left over fish cakes from the other night and the wife used one to make me breakfast this morning.
This was a nice surprise, although I can't help feeling that she's trying to tell me something.
Mmmmm...that looks good, I'd smash that!
The ratio of bacon:beans needs to be seriously addressed.
^ look how miserable an expat can get when forced back to Blighty..
Not miserable, a fair critique.
Are you of the same opinion as Edmond, Lom...who let's face it, posts up some pretty dire breakfasts himself that look cheaper than his 40 baht Khan sois
If that's fukkin heaven, I'd hate to see hell.
Although that fukkin fishcake by Mendip
I thought the brekkie by KW looked fine.
BUT - the most important thing about an English brekkie (as may have been mentioned before), is that some other fucker cooks it.
I simply do not have the patience in the morning.
I had a similar looking plate a few days ago, 2 toast with egg on, 2 black pudding, 1 sausage and a whole can of Brooks baked beans.
I also burned the skin of the tomato when frying it but didn't care, I ate it as it was without peeling off the sooty spots.
Have you ever had toast with only baked beans on?
This is indeed the pinnacle of the baked bean world. Four pieces of buttered toast, a can of Heinz beanz, a good grating of cheddar, which is then allowed to melt, followed by a healthy dollop of HP.
Ooh la la, Monsieur, es un meal feet for a keeng! Les haricots con fromage et some HP is the fucking business.
Not trying to be facetious, but it is literally called 'beans on toast'
A true staple of any Englishman.
Beans on toast usually happens on a Saturday afternoon at lunchtime if the missus and kids are out shopping/visiting family etc, and you are forced to fend for yourself.
This meal is the 'go to' for 2 reasons...
1 - Piece of piss to make in 5 minutes and not f^$k up.
2 - Piece of piss to wash, dry and put away the dishes, giving the missus no excuse to moan when she gets back about the mess you made.
...and if you are not married.
1- It is cheap
2 - It is easy.
3 - It can be substituted for breakfast ,lunch or dinner and rotated with pot noodles and Findus crispy pancakes.
Black diamonds? I shit 'em.
Hangover? Surely not, I don’t think anyone noticed.
But I’m calling on you sending it back, in Thailand your probably get a little boiled sausage or two, cut into those stupid flower shapes, served on a wilted lettuce leaf, and you know you’d scoff it down anyway and order another!
The restaurant opposite the gym that I use do excellent and substantial filled wraps, and good value at 99 baht each. This morning's was a chicken satay, with heaps of salad.
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