Thread: Breakfast

Yeah cans of beer for me as well if given the choice thank you. They get cold faster, have a taste I prefer over bottles, and the empties are easier to deal with (thanks Greta ).

As for breakfast, just the barest of basics this morning.

^ woulda made a great sarnie

^Would've..

Back on Keto again after going full-hog for a few weeks over Xmas .
Put on 2.3kg

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Coffee is very bland ... we used to make it with condensed milk ...

Have you considered the "bulletproof" coffee. It's hot coffee with a chunk of butter blended in.

An English classic.

No marmite on the soldiers, bad form !!

That'd just mean your soldiers are really small!

Are you guys building up to some analogy, metaphor, or simile on the end of the British Empire?

Thay are all wrong. You just toast a slice, butter it and scoop the whole egg on top and eat it like an open sarnie ffs.. public school idiots. ..row row row your boat gently down the stream....knees up trousers down its a Hutters dream.

Originally Posted by Bogon

^^ Not even proper soldiers in my book. Need to cut the toast again.

8 soldiers per slice.

This debate of 4 or 8 soldiers per slice could divide the TD readership to its very core. I hope that we can all add our own thoughts and opinions in an adult manner.

Eight per slice?????

That is not soldiers, that would be anorexic ballerinas.

Dead poof.

Jeeze.

I'd cut the toast in half, then cut into soldiers, so 8 a slice for me and I'm comp educated. I find the problem if the soldiers are too long is excessive yolk overflow.

^ no worries. You had to come out as poof at some time.

Real men handle "yolk overflow".

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4 is perfect, especially after cutting off the crusts

Hi So Manc, i've heard it all.

Even my 8 year old daughter can eat toast with crusts left on...

The crust is the best part!

The end of the loaf fresh and hot with carved slabs of butter is the best, fuk the eggs.

How quickly did that spoon bend?

^ those are the kinds of spoons Uri Geller started on as a lad.

Kippers, beans n fishy fartz

M'Sahib and I had to do an errand fairly early this morning, so used the opportunity to try a breakfast at a place called "Poached", a breakfast cafe only about 400 metres from our house. First time there, though it's been open for a year or so, and we'll be back.

Looks great apart from the spinach

Tell me that brown stuff on your plate isn't gravy please