Thread: Breakfast

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Top man BLD

Originally Posted by BLD

I've had the full English a few times and as far as I'm.concerned it's overrated. All that food. It just leaves you bloated and incapable of anything really. You can't have a shag coz your bloated. You can't go out drinking coz your bloated.

It was 6.15 am when Mendy posted that.
What pub or wife is open at that hour?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

It was 6.15 am when Mendy posted that.
What pub or wife is open at that hour?

pub closes at 5:00am, last drinks for 30 mins, 15 stagger home. And the missus wakes up happy to see you.

And I thought I was ga.... sweet enough already.

There are not many things that absolutely astound me.

A few, but not many.

One is just how much food a 40kg teenager can put away in one sitting.

Sure, she was still 18 a few months ago and could still be growing, but fokin' ell.




This is a giant mixing bowl, salad bowl, and typically used to marinade a few kg of chicken in.

Inside is:

2 slices of bread, diced.
Around 400 grams of oats
Around 300 grams of frozen blueberries
A 250ml bottle of milk
A rather big dash of red sala syrup.

Served in a bowl that's quite a bit larger than the circumference of her waist.

And it was gone. In around 2 minutes.


It's like living inside a MM diet thread.

^ If she's still hungry I can help out?

^ I was just gonna ask her how much she likes peas but am scared of being labelled a pea-do.

Originally Posted by Edmond

There are not many things that absolutely astound me.

A few, but not many.

One is just how much food a 40kg teenager can put away in one sitting.

Sure, she was still 18 a few months ago and could still be growing, but fokin' ell.




This is a giant mixing bowl, salad bowl, and typically used to marinade a few kg of chicken in.

Inside is:

2 slices of bread, diced.
Around 400 grams of oats
Around 300 grams of frozen blueberries
A 250ml bottle of milk
A rather big dash of red sala syrup.

Served in a bowl that's quite a bit larger than the circumference of her waist.

And it was gone. In around 2 minutes.


It's like living inside a MM diet thread.

The girlfriend I had at 17 used to eat 20 chicken nuggets in 1 sitting. Didn't effect her at all at the time.

She's massive now like.

I bet.

My sister was the same. Stick thin and could eat like a horse.

Mendo's new grundies would be a snug fit nowadays. :/

^ She had no problem squeezing into them last night!

She has a fuller Goatee than you, by the way.

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Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

It was 6.15 am when Mendy posted that.
What pub or wife is open at that hour?

Early doors of course the Mrs?hmm. Maybe? Even conjugal visits are allowed in the monkey house so I don't see the problem a bit of foreplay required though. Bld tip # 776

Boiled eggs with smoked salmon, all served up with an Air France spoon.

It was a bit stingy on the soldiers but I didn't say anything... I was just so glad to get a day off the porridge.



Nice!



In fact, it was as nice AF.

Like both eggs or salmon but never mixed,each to their own

Then try eggs Benedict with a couple of bloody Mary's for brekky . Leave the kamagra jelly in the fridge. Have a couple of oysters to ensure sexytime. Bld tip"776 you can thank me later

Hollandaise sauce innit.

Very nice Mendy, eggs and soldiers Sunday tea, have it!

Donky eggs and soldiers all good but mixed with salmon!!

And back to bed

^Nice but I reckon you might need a bit more toast

Nice butter knife, looks like it has a bit of history to it

Originally Posted by Edmond

There are not many things that absolutely astound me.

A few, but not many.

One is just how much food a 40kg teenager can put away in one sitting.

Sure, she was still 18 a few months ago and could still be growing, but fokin' ell.




This is a giant mixing bowl, salad bowl, and typically used to marinade a few kg of chicken in.

Inside is:

2 slices of bread, diced.
Around 400 grams of oats
Around 300 grams of frozen blueberries
A 250ml bottle of milk
A rather big dash of red sala syrup.

Served in a bowl that's quite a bit larger than the circumference of her waist.

And it was gone. In around 2 minutes.


It's like living inside a MM diet thread.

Are you dating Kayako Saeki?

Straight from the fridge



Gotta get those carbs in before golf.

Meat feast…

… with thousand island sauce.

It’s even better chilled.