Thread: Breakfast

Originally Posted by Mendip

I would have gone for the egg on the left... the one without the pube.

Well spotted

Itvis slightly worrying that...
The wife's trim, I'm grey and the dogs just been groomed.
Must be another bloke, coming round while I'm at work, cooking eggs naked on me electric poacher.
Hope the bastrd burns his todger.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Itvis slightly worrying that...
The wife's trim, I'm grey and the dogs just been groomed.
Must be another bloke, coming round while I'm at work, cooking eggs naked on me electric poacher.
Hope the bastrd burns his todger.

The milko?

^ We're not that rich mate...

Maybe the postie

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Woke up and made these today...


Then slept til around 2pm
Thinking of branching out my Mc Dingles franchise in the US

Is that sausage, egg, bacon AND cheese on the bottom?

Are you planning to eat again this week?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Are you planning to eat again this week?

He is a fat bastard.

Originally Posted by Mendip

I would have gone for the egg on the left... the one without the pube.

I prefer big boned

After checking for pubes

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Is that sausage, egg, bacon AND cheese on the bottom?

And a pube...well spotted Mendip!

Choco Mango Brusso protein smoothie

The breakfast of Champions

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Choco Mango Brusso protein smoothie

Recipe?

Chocolate whey protein powder, water, frozen mango chunks and 6 sprouts I found at the bottom of the freezer.

You can't taste the sprouts

The sprouts looked particularly disgusting.

Brussels Sprouts: A Superfood with Impressive Health Benefits

This is why eating too many brussels sprouts can put your health at risk | Yorkshire Evening Post

^ note the source!

^ now that's breakfast

Nearly perfect...just missing one vital ingredient

Wot no baked beans!

Green owed there Willy!

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Nearly perfect

you jest surely, unless those eggs and that bacon is your thing

Originally Posted by malmomike77

you jest surely, unless those eggs and that bacon is your thing

Willy being muslim and all, it probably isn't pork, but looks quite good

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Nearly perfect...just missing one vital ingredient

Peas ?

Beer ?

Or the best brand of ketchup in the world: Roza !

A cup of Yorkshire tea.
Fried bread

HP brown sauce

Beans