Itvis slightly worrying that...
The wife's trim, I'm grey and the dogs just been groomed.
Must be another bloke, coming round while I'm at work, cooking eggs naked on me electric poacher.
Hope the bastrd burns his todger.
^ We're not that rich mate...
Maybe the postie
I prefer big boned
After checking for pubes
Choco Mango Brusso protein smoothie
The breakfast of Champions
Chocolate whey protein powder, water, frozen mango chunks and 6 sprouts I found at the bottom of the freezer.
You can't taste the sprouts
The sprouts looked particularly disgusting.
^ note the source!
^ now that's breakfast
Nearly perfect...just missing one vital ingredient
Wot no baked beans!
A cup of Yorkshire tea.
Fried bread
HP brown sauce
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