Thread: Breakfast

Btilliant book. Brilliiant movie. Irvine walsh

The book sums up the best ans the worst of scotland

Originally Posted by BLD

Choose life

Eddie chose not to choose life, he chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. who needs reasons when you've got Covid?

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It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization.

Get well soon mate

One set of great-grandparents were from Montrose, apparently. Moved to Italy because it was cheaper.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization.

It's like looking in a mirror.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Eddie chose not to choose life, he chose something else.

And there's much to be said for a healthy habit of sitting on the sofa and giving friendly, courteous advice online.

^ only the derogatory bit

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

We're ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in

I could think of other phrases for Humza, your Paki ruler

The quote is from 1996!

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

The quote is from 1996!

i know and you were in shorts and i was gurning in Ibiza

Originally Posted by malmomike77

i know and you were in shorts and i was gurning in Ibiza

I was doing all sorts of fucked up shit when I was 13 but indeed I was not able to fuck off to Ibiza!

^ i secured a few Arbroath smokies today, £3 a pop and when you consider that is caught, smoked and shipped its ridiculous really - i peeled out the meat and made omelettes and added the meat at the end - fukin delicious

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ i secured a few Arbroath smokies today, £3 a pop and when you consider that is caught, smoked and shipped its ridiculous really - i peeled out the meat and made omelettes and added the meat at the end - fukin delicious

I can't handle this.

I'm out.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I'm out.

hang ung un. deni fallo yer kin ter thi tir

White Story is a really great bakery

Originally Posted by DrWilly

I almost hesitate to ask, but what are those?

Yes, I know that is bacon and white bread, I am referring to the round black things.

^
Black pudding

Otherwise known as Scottish gold. I'm getting hungry just looking at them

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Otherwise known as Scottish gold. I'm getting hungry just looking at them

Scottish?

Get tae fuck. Lancashire is the home of the best black pudding.

Originally Posted by Happy As Larry

Black pudding

Poverty food like the beans.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Scottish?

Get tae fuck. Lancashire is the home of the best black pudding.

Bolloks to that.
more British thieving

You cannot compare English Black Pudding with Scottish.

Different animals.

Not even in the same league.

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Judges comments included:

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^ Is Scorland not more renowned for white pudding.
Your black pudding isn't even from a pig, skirt wearing fukkin heathens

White pudding is Irish. Black Scottish.