Thread: Breakfast

Originally Posted by Edmond

breakfast needs to be a toasted bacon sandwich.

A late n lazy Saturday breako and Little E chooses toast and bacon please.

How about a toasted bacon sandwich with BBQ sauce.

Oh yes please, papaa.


Walks into the kitchen mid bacon fry and declares 'Ohhh, this smells like heaven'.



I haven't been this proud since she was caught faking my signature.

I ran out of black pudding yesterday, but the greatest breakfast in the world (with seppo-style bacon) powers on regardless!

I had omlet

4 slices of toast?

Have you got Chitty's Malaysian cousin over

With some Lidl beans and the last chicken sausage from the discount aisle?

What's with the Manc sticker on the laptop?

Does it get you a wider berth in the departure lounge?

Originally Posted by DrWilly

4 slices of toast?

Yeah, I'm on a diet.

Evidence suggests its not easy to make an English brekkie abroad.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

What's with the Manc sticker on the laptop?

Does it get you a wider berth in the departure lounge?

It's not mine. My mum bought a load of stickers and t-shirts for my missus after the bombings at the Arena a few years ago.

Believe me, it's not like I need to advertise it with my accent, 10 to 2 feet and your stolen hubcaps in my bag.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Evidence suggests its not easy to make an English brekkie abroad.

Infidels can't be choosers.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Infidels can't be choosers.

At least you haven't gone the chicken sausage route, the Thai fried egg is noted

Originally Posted by hallelujah

My mum bought a load of stickers and t-shirts for my missus after the bombings at the Arena a few years ago

Fuck off mate, we can see you in the reflection sat there in your Arianna Grande t-shirt

Originally Posted by malmomike77

At least you haven't gone the chicken sausage route, the Thai fried egg is noted

An English couple here do proper sausages; I get a load delivered once every few months. I refuse to eat any "sausage" made from chicken. I'm just missing a supplier of smoked English bacon and black pudding really.

I see your expert eye picked up on the Asian egg- green owed. My missus cooked the whole brekky when I was on the way back from the gym (note the way she's perfectly arranged everything on the plate too).

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Have you got Chitty's Malaysian cousin over

For Malaysia that’s a decent breakfast.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

For Malaysia that’s a decent breakfast.

sausage and mushies aside i'd eat it, with some Houses of Parliament of course

Originally Posted by DrWilly

For Malaysia that’s a decent breakfast.

I was gonna say it looks like one you've bought outside. A reasonable stab for Malaysia at a western brekky.

My personal bugbear is the "toast" they usually leave in the toaster for about 7 seconds. Fucking toast the thing properly!

It was sour dough toast, very decent.

Definitely bought outside.

End of this month a new English Pub is opening up down the road, the chef has promised proper bacon and sausages but didn’t much seem interested in supplying black pudding with it cos ‘nobody will eat it here’.

It there will be proper fish n chips with mushie peas

Originally Posted by malmomike77

sausage and mushies aside i'd eat it, with some Houses of Parliament of course

I've got some English mustard in the fridge, but I'm down to probably one tablespoon in total, so I gave it a swerve for the ham I have.

The only acceptable condiments on a cooked breakfast are brown sauce and English mustard.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

It was sour dough toast, very decent.

Definitely bought outside.

End of this month a new English Pub is opening up down the road, the chef has promised proper bacon and sausages but didn’t much seem interested in supplying black pudding with it cos ‘nobody will eat it here’.

It there will be proper fish n chips with mushie peas

I used to get my stuff from Cold Storage. They used to have bacon and sausages in from the UK/US.

Have you tried there or the Chinese-owned place on Jalan Ampang in KL?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I used to get my stuff from Cold Storage. They used to have bacon and sausages in from the UK/US.

Have you tried there?

BIG has excellent bacon and ok sausages. Haven’t tried cold storage. Actually, maybe I have but got distracted at the beer selection instead.

Jaya and Farmers Market also good.

^^^In foreign climes i resorted to Lea and Perrins once which i think is acceptable

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I finally got some grits.

Fucking American poverty food, just like baked beans. It is really only eaten in the southern states, I personally would never eat it.