I am afraid that I am not as creative as JJ and if I did try to cook when I was pissed it could be disastrous. Restrict myself to turning on micro-wave ovens and opening tablet packaging!
This is what I normally have and when I arrive home pissed and hungry.
1. FOUR N TWENTY PIE: Gotta be one of the best in the world.
2. " " Sausage roll: Fcukin lubly.
3. 7 Omega 3 tablets: Great for you and fart like hell in the morning

4. 2 Panadol for the head.
5. Litres and litres of water.
Works for me and I don't hurt myself or burn the kitchen down in the process.
Notice I left the price tag of the pie on for JJ to see.
107 Baht for a fcukin pie!
I know mate "highway robbery" and don't tell me again I am only trying to show off.
I know, I know, you could probably feed your whole village for that money and for a month.
