Thread: Meal Prep/Meal Replacement Services in UK

First up:

Holy fook Mendys gonna ejaculate in his cammo shorts

Tell you what, that was an absolute winner.

Easy feed 4 big loons too.

9/10 from me.

^ Very nice Dirk, I think I'll have a go at that next week. I've already got most of the ingredients although will have to swap out these 'waxy' potatoes for normal ones, and I don't think our beef mince is British.

By the way, I thought you were in Scotland? There's a fruit bowl in picture 5... seems at odds?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Holy fook Mendys gonna ejaculate in his cammo shorts

A bit uncalled for, don'tchya think?

Anyway, I'm wearing my Irish tartan pair this week.

Or at least I was, they're in the wash now.

Originally Posted by Mendip

A bit uncalled for, don'tchya think?

Yeah he seems to have a lot of thoughts like that later in the evening.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Tell you what, that was an absolute winner.

Easy feed 4 big loons too.

9/10 from me.

So it was curried mince snd tatties

Decent serves!

Originally Posted by Mendip

By the way, I thought you were in Scotland? There's a fruit bowl in picture 5... seems at odds?

Is that what that is?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

So it was curried mince snd tatties

It's true, India makes the best mince n tatties.

Who knew?

Looked good, Dirk. Looking forward to more of your Gousto meals. I think they're idiot proof, as long as one has semi decent skills in the kitchen.

I would've eaten that dish with boiled rice, though - but that's just me. Rice is life.

Originally Posted by katie23

I think they're idiot proof

harsh dig at poor old Dirk!

You don't do tatties AND rice, Katie, get with the program!

I only assisted with this one. My pal was a bit out of his comfort zone here and in an alien kitchen to boot.

He made the rookie error of just following the recipe, instead of reading it all and prepping first.

End product was on point though.

Before going in the oven I added Salt, Pepper, Garlic Powder and Parsley to the top layer along with the remaining turmeric oil from the tatties.

I think we're looking at Beef Kofta Wraps or the Larb Loaded Rotis tonight.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

harsh dig at poor old Dirk!

Less with the old, mate!

I'll flounce and the average age on this forum will send it straight to the geriatric ward!

Poor, I can accept.

Last night we had the Spiced Lean Beef Kofta Wraps with Spicy Yoghurt.

My destined-for-meltdown housemate decided to cook this one early, without any text or communication just to please himself, so me and my pal rocked up to a cold dinner.

All the same it was pretty good.

The link on the website is busted so I can’t get all the ingredients, recipe and nutritional info for this one.

Tonight I'm making:

Zestily tossing lettuce.

What else would a chap be looking to do of a Thursday evening.

Whatever he wants after scoffing a 10 minute recipe.

I'm thinking pub, tbh.

Only 1620 here, you still have time to catch last orders in Thailand...

Seems as camp as Freddie Mercury in a Christmas grotto to me.

Hope you are enjoying though, and there are onions that you call 'bad boys' and bread you call 'dry ass' and all that stuff.

You need to make some real friends.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Seems as camp as Freddie Mercury in a Christmas grotto to me.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

You need to make some real friends.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Only 1620 here, you still have time to catch last orders in Thailand...

He does seem to throw the gay stickers around together with some badge of honour he wears coz he's a weedy beanpole, i suspect having a Brummie accent, lack of social skills and no girlfriend until he made it to SE Asia and paid for one raised a lot of questions, so he likes to snipe from the security of his retirement home

Originally Posted by malmomike77

He does seem to throw the gay stickers around together with some badge of honour he wears coz he's a weedy beanpole,

It's not gone unnoticed.

Probably harks back to his time in the sandpit tutoring Ahmed and Ali.

Jeez, I bet he gave the camels another hump. No pun intended.

The Laab Moo dish last night was another winner.

Looks decent.

Looks good, Dirk. Those Gousto meals seem to be working great for you & your flatmates.

Question: does your company pay for your accoms. or is it out of your own pocket? (you may have answered this in another thread which I didn't read)

Are all 3 of you doing trainings at the moment? Is training paid for by the company or by yourself? (if questions are too nosy, you may choose not to answer)

I know some Filipino seafarers/ seamen and to my knowledge, they pay for their trainings themselves. Every so often, they need to train & pass exams so their rank (and pay) will be higher.